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Dogs are evil

lil DIE?‘
I July 5 we mobile It
They say a dog is a mans best friend, but I dent even have
enemies thaw leek me dead in the we whilst taking a ****
on my carpet.
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#1 - mcshwagger (04/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#6 - shadwstep (04/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
A dog will poop on your floor, but will never poop on your heart.
User avatar #10 - comeatmebrother (04/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
what the **** is a whilst
#11 to #10 - spasticpuppet (04/18/2013) [-]
Whilst is an older (and still correct) way to say "While".
Whilst is an older (and still correct) way to say "While".
#4 - vivapinatapro (04/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Some dogs have a poop deficiency.
#15 - felixjarl (04/18/2013) [-]
Sounds to me like you have some pretty weak enemies.
#17 - kanatana ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Listen up, 						*******					, because this is an absolutely true story.   
   
>Be me, three months ago   
>Just moved out of a guy's place, had borrowed his couch for a few months   
>He's a stoner asshole   
>I leave, forget some of my 						****					 there   
>Call him, "Dude, I need my stuff"   
>"Naw, once you gone, you gone, 						****					 off"   
>Wait until later the next day, when he and his girlfriend are both at work   
>Door is easily jimmied open, rustled that 						****					 in the dead of night   
>Get my 						****					, start thinking revenge   
>Find his stash, spread it out on the floor   
>Drop my pants, squat   
>Dude walks in   
   
HFW
Listen up, ******* , because this is an absolutely true story.

>Be me, three months ago
>Just moved out of a guy's place, had borrowed his couch for a few months
>He's a stoner asshole
>I leave, forget some of my **** there
>Call him, "Dude, I need my stuff"
>"Naw, once you gone, you gone, **** off"
>Wait until later the next day, when he and his girlfriend are both at work
>Door is easily jimmied open, rustled that **** in the dead of night
>Get my **** , start thinking revenge
>Find his stash, spread it out on the floor
>Drop my pants, squat
>Dude walks in

HFW
#14 - firesky (04/18/2013) [-]
Well, an acquaintance of mine shat on the carpet in his aunts living room when he was drunk.
But I don't know if he looked her into the eyes while doing it.
User avatar #5 - daentraya (04/18/2013) [-]
Dogs poop on carpets to show that they are inferior to you, and hump things to show that they are superior.
We made dogs, so learn goddahm dog behavior to understand them
#3 - coolchalkyxxx (04/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Or eat a turd then try and lick your face.
Or eat a turd then try and lick your face.
#33 - ningenpoop (04/18/2013) [-]
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#29 - vladhellsing (04/18/2013) [-]
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#16 - toughactintinactin (04/18/2013) [-]
Never underestimate the enemy
#31 - peacetrooper (04/18/2013) [-]
Or on your shirt.
Or on your shirt.
#30 - misumena (04/18/2013) [-]
Nothing but a soul made of smoke.
Nothing but a soul made of smoke.
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#2 - anonymous (04/18/2013) [-]
First post to make me do more than send air through my nose. ******* lol'ed. Thumb for you, good sir.
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