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Dissing With Bible Quotes

lauren clearer. @. ..
Atheists Worship him who made
the heavens, the earth, the sea and
l the springs of water
In reply to Lauren clearer.
1 Timothy 2: 12
I I do not permit a woman to teach
or to assume authority over a man;
she must be quiet.
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Submitted: 07/24/2012
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#4 - killerliquid (07/24/2012) [+] (20 replies)
Trademark of atheists. Knowing the bible more than a stupid Christian.
#7 to #4 - hemming (07/24/2012) [-]
That's why Atheists doesn't believe in it
#135 - ragingbrony (07/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#62 - spangle (07/25/2012) [+] (17 replies)
I'm a Christian, though I'm not one of the idiots who goes on twitter and sends out bible verses to accounts for atheism, as that's just dumb. Rather, I prefer to never mention my religion unless asked about it.

Pic semi-related to unrelated.
#107 - jettaelas (07/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I'm Christian, but I really hate it when people spout off verses to try to convert people.  It NEVER works, it just pisses people off. Just let people believe what the hell they want to believe.
I'm Christian, but I really hate it when people spout off verses to try to convert people. It NEVER works, it just pisses people off. Just let people believe what the hell they want to believe.
#129 - atma (07/25/2012) [+] (10 replies)
The Bible isn't a continuous listing of rules and regulations to live your life by. It's a collection of stories, mostly for the purpose of providing a sophisticated set of morals. And, like any good stories, they have a variety of characters both good and bad; not every ******* quote that you pick from The Bible is going to be the words straight from God's mouth.
In Genesis 9, Noah's son Ham sees Noah drunk and passed out ***** and tells his brothers about it because he thinks it's so funny. His brothers think he's being ******** , and cover Noah in a blanket out of respect. When Noah wakes up and finds out that Ham was teasing him, he gets pissy, and curses Ham and his son. People have taken this particular passage out of context so many times, using it as fodder for anti-gay propaganda, going "NOAH CURSED HIS SON FOR LOOKING AT HIS PEEPEE, LET US CURSE ALL WHO LOOK AT OTHER'S PEEPEES"
Or maybe Noah just had a hangover and he was embarrassed. It's that simple. He got angry and yelled and probably regretted it later, which is something that we can all relate to, and there are relatable passages like this ALL OVER THE BIBLE.

I'm not mad at the content. I just think it really needs to be said that there are so many inconsistencies and discrepancies in the words of The Bible because -- surprise, surprise -- more than one person is saying them.
#51 - chooseme (07/25/2012) [+] (12 replies)
YEAH **** CHRISTAINS

its not like the bible had ANY good teachings

and what about those 10 commandments, thats a huge load of ******** too

i just go kill my nieghbor, bang his wife then steal his ****
#55 to #51 - lazerdude (07/25/2012) [-]
Atheists don't believe in god it doesn't mean the bible doesn't teach some good basic values you ignorant **** . - From an atheist
#570 - skumbaner (07/25/2012) [+] (14 replies)
>"God is always listening and watching"
>There is always a Slayer track playing
>therefore, God is always listening to Slayer
>OUTPLAYED
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#495 - bahh (07/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**bahh rolls 6** 9
User avatar #562 - wrocky (07/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
atheist quoting bible quotes
#564 to #562 - anonymous (07/25/2012) [-]
i don't think you understand... its funny because he/she uses her own religion's quotes against her to show how she is "wrong"
User avatar #88 - kyledp (07/25/2012) [-]
That moment when Atheists know more about the bible than me.
#8 - anonymous (07/24/2012) [+] (6 replies)
That verse...
User avatar #12 to #8 - jeudyfeo (07/24/2012) [-]
Its pretty straightforward
#480 - toastedsnatch (07/25/2012) [-]
Stupid Christians.
#522 - anonymous (07/25/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Religious people (not just Christians) bash atheists for what they believe in, and that's just fine.

Atheists respond with something of their own, and that's being intolerant and mean.

Allofmywut.

Pic very related.
User avatar #30 - kamehamehanurd (07/25/2012) [-]
Oh religious post! *Grabs popcorn and reads comments*
#520 - kuree (07/25/2012) [-]
how ANYONE takes a loss in a flame war.
how ANYONE takes a loss in a flame war.
#269 - solarhaze (07/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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