Did You Know Compilation. This is my first upload. I might post more if this gets popular... Just had to.
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#8 - potential (03/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Just had to.
#6 - thatguyyoumightno ONLINE (03/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
holy **** ...

about 2 years ago a crow started to circle the gas station i worked at. he was annoying the hell out of us and when he finally landed on a lampost i quietly snuck up to the post and kicked it as hard as I could. It scared the hell out of him and he flew away.

about a month after that, i started to see crows all over town. I saw one at least once every two days. accept if i was at work.

yesterday i saw another crow

i think its planning to kill me...
#9 - HarvietheDinkle (03/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Average penguin only has 1 orgasm/year"   
Time to fix that.
"Average penguin only has 1 orgasm/year"

Time to fix that.
#44 - mrmeowmixmcgee (03/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #1 - kazorkthedork (03/24/2013) [+] (6 replies)
that woman with the internet gets it over dail-up, too. read it in 'Ripley's believe it or not'.
User avatar #98 - pappathethird (03/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
So ... penguins are like Santa Claus?

they only come once a year
#30 - newerusername (03/25/2013) [+] (12 replies)
got a few of these myself
#96 - silverlance (03/25/2013) [-]
mfw Yolo County
mfw Yolo County
#51 - elmilius (03/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I hope no one died from that sonic blast in Yolo county because

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"They only live once"...
#25 - dontcheckthetags (03/25/2013) [-]
I guess I'm not your average penguin
#7 - rarityrarityrarity (03/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I just had to ok?
User avatar #84 - Fgner ONLINE (03/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
> Cancer cells are formed quite often. However, they can't survive unless special conditions are met. The auto-immune system is actually the last line of defense when it comes to cancer. The first line is the mitochondria. Part of our symbiosis with mitochondria gives them the duty of a file system corruption check. Most of the time, if the cell mutates into a cancer cell, the mitochondria recognizes the problem, and engages apoptosis - which basically blows up the cell. Real cancer occurs when the mitochondria are disabled and the cell is only using glycosis as a means of ATP formation and the file system check isn't active.

> Crows are actually one of the most intelligent non-human species. They have languages that allow them to describe things to great detail. They've also discovered that these languages have regional dialects and varieties. The species actually use tools whenever they get the chance, and even make tools if they need to. As well, they have nearly perfect memory - they do not forgive, they do not forget. Crows are actually one of my favorite animals because of their intelligence.
User avatar #5 - pfccross (03/25/2013) [-]
and yet that penguin still has me beat.
User avatar #125 - guiguito (03/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
yolo town...
User avatar #128 to #125 - Xedan (03/25/2013) [-]
quiet, the mtv producers will hear you
#121 - gingershavetrolls (03/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**gingershavetrolls rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at one question ** I'll share a story with you all that is kinda relevant.

Kinda long but kinda worth the read.

I was on holiday in Sri Lanka (where my mother's family are) and we were staying in a very nice hotel called Kandalama. It's built in the middle of the jungle and guests can see bats flying in the tall corridors and enjoy lots of other wildlife in close proximity. Seriously, Google it. It's a beautiful place. I was told that it was built around the forest, meaning no trees were knocked down in the building process.

ANYWAY one morning I wake up to the sound of breaking glass and the plastic furniture outside be dragged all over the place. It was ******* loud as **** . I went to sleep, the prrevious night, while my grandad and uncles were outside drinking so I figured I'd have to help some old ****** back to his wife. I opened the curtains to see a troop of roughly 12 toque macaque monkeys all over the balcony. They had smashed the Jack Daniels bottle, and were using tissues to soak up the spilt contents so they could suck it. Some of them were just straight up licking the table. But seriously, they were going nuts. Some were falling off the balcony, some were fighting and the noise they were creating was incredible. Staff always advised not to interact with the monkeys directly anyway because they could be dangerous. So I obviously didn't open the door, but as I was standing the the alpha male of the group came right up to the window, placed both his hands on the glass and started howling and baring his teeth trying to intimidate me.

Now I have a deep love for wildlife and to see this behaviour was truly truly fascinating but at that moment I did actually shout out loud, "YOU DRUNK CUNT YOU'RE ONLY TALKING **** BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT A FEW IN YA! IF YOU WERE ALONE AND SOBER I'D KICK THE **** OUT YA LITTLE MONKEY ASS!"

Honestly, I wish I had a camera, I was like 14 or 15 at the time.

TL;DR - Monkeys like to drink
#97 - mobysdick (03/25/2013) [-]
Mfw Ive read "Jewfish" kills more people than sharks.
< picture related: I did not found Jewish fish so there is a Super-jewish dog
#109 - jojord (03/25/2013) [-]
That sad moment when even the penguin gets more then you..
User avatar #95 - ButtonFly ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
Crows do not forgive and they do not forget.
User avatar #47 - zedd (03/25/2013) [-]
Did You Know: Everyone stopped at vagina perfume and fired up the googles.
#114 - sackit (03/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Every time i see a crow at home i try to scare them by trowing thing at them or some thing, **** this **** i will never go outside again:/
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