Derrr herrrr. Just decided I'd break apart some of these "facts" that are going around. Any more facts you found to be questionable or retarded? Send  logic Debunk Stupid retarded idiotic WTF Seriously why are we dumb as shit

Derrr herrrr

Just decided I'd break apart some of these "facts" that are going around.
Any more facts you found to be questionable or retarded?
Send them my way and I'll try to debunk or prove them wrong.

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#3 - lagbot ONLINE (09/03/2013) [+] (35 replies)
Adblock is a big dick move, it doesnt cost you anything to watch a 15 sec ad. Youtube has to have ads to make it a free service, so those who use adblock are being dicks to youtube, AND the people who make the youtube videos
User avatar #4 to #3 - kwanzalord (09/03/2013) [-]
Honestly, i'm not promoting adblock.
What I'm saying is, if you're going to use this "special" url to get aroudn ads....just use adblock.
It's so much simpler.
User avatar #18 - tittylovin (09/04/2013) [+] (27 replies)
I like these. Make more please.
Also, adblock is acting kinda screwy on Youtube, I think Google has caught on and is implementing a workaround.
#52 - cinematicbrix (09/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Dammit, why did you tell me that the left foot-exhaling thing was false, I could've started believing it because of the placebo effect.
Dammit, why did you tell me that the left foot-exhaling thing was false, I could've started believing it because of the placebo effect.
#115 - teranin ONLINE (09/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Or you can NOT get adblock, and let the creators of content you view for free actually make some money, you stingy asshat
#117 - ronyx (09/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Oh wow, looks like the comments section is filled with moralfags. Every now and then we get a post and everyone bitches about people using adblock. FJ is truly a bipolar psychotic bitch isnt it? and just to rustle people's jimmies, i always use adblock on youtube.
Oh wow, looks like the comments section is filled with moralfags. Every now and then we get a post and everyone bitches about people using adblock. FJ is truly a bipolar psychotic bitch isnt it? and just to rustle people's jimmies, i always use adblock on youtube.
#80 - malifauxdeux (09/04/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Adblock really hurts the websites you visit though. I don't find the ads a big enough inconvenience to download adblock though.
Adblock really hurts the websites you visit though. I don't find the ads a big enough inconvenience to download adblock though.
#120 - peanutbraddle (09/04/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Does FJ even have ads? I've used Adblock since before I even came here.
Does FJ even have ads? I've used Adblock since before I even came here.
#60 - bernixas (09/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Wait, so two steps-inhale, two steps-exhale? English isn't my native
User avatar #89 - bigbeaufort (09/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Alright. Why can't I see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
#172 - wizardfist (09/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
truer words have never been spoken
User avatar #119 - KazumaKyu (09/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I use adblock only on youtube, because I despite intrusive advertisement. Ads should be unobtrusive, and your advertisement should not actively get in the way of the thing I came to your site to view. Banner ads are best, and should be simple--no strobe flashing or making sounds; just pictures and text, please.

There are a number of YouTubers whose videos I watch regularly, and to pay them for the content I have viewed I donate to them directly. And even that wouldn't be necessary if Google would pull its head out of its ass and get rid of video advertisements on YouTube. I came to the site to watch a video, not get cockblocked by your worthless ads.
#110 - diablojoe (09/04/2013) [-]
1. Yes, there is a consequence, but the tip still works, some people just want to play games and it's not like you can't just turn off Airplane mode afterwards    
2. Ye, that is pretty stupid tip, debunked    
3. Most likely correct, but with no citation we cannot be sure that it is the case for EVERY store    
4. Adblock hurts websites, man the 						****					 up and DON'T use it (seriously how does pulling out of watching a second ad count as manning up?   
5. I think this one is actually implying the same thing as you explained, just not very well, as for the left foot, yes it's irrelevant but with the rhythm of "LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT..." Left probably would feel like the more natural choice to exhale on, for me anyway
1. Yes, there is a consequence, but the tip still works, some people just want to play games and it's not like you can't just turn off Airplane mode afterwards
2. Ye, that is pretty stupid tip, debunked
3. Most likely correct, but with no citation we cannot be sure that it is the case for EVERY store
4. Adblock hurts websites, man the **** up and DON'T use it (seriously how does pulling out of watching a second ad count as manning up?
5. I think this one is actually implying the same thing as you explained, just not very well, as for the left foot, yes it's irrelevant but with the rhythm of "LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT..." Left probably would feel like the more natural choice to exhale on, for me anyway
User avatar #48 - chadisyounggg (09/04/2013) [+] (8 replies)
As Ex Wal-mart employee I can say that we don't give a **** who's in the parking lot at night. You really think someone is gonna notice one car parked all the in the back of the parking lot when we already have dozens of cars parked there. I worked 3rd shift too and all I gotta say is Wal-Mart is a ******** company to work for.
#187 - PhedoBear (09/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i have adblock and it doesn't skip the ads on youtube.
User avatar #197 to #187 - kwanzalord (09/05/2013) [-]
get an updated version of it, I had the same issue some time back
User avatar #134 - mitchellking (09/04/2013) [+] (10 replies)
If you're playing games on your phone you're obviously not texting or calling some one to you're rebuttal to the first one is foolish.
+1
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User avatar #121 - danniegurl ONLINE (09/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I have adblock and I still see ads before youtube videos sometimes.
User avatar #132 to #131 - cormy (09/04/2013) [-]
... Then it's not adblock.
YOU NEEEEEED Adlbock Plus, the add-on/extension for Chrome/Mozilla.
#170 - anonymous (09/04/2013) [-]
id thumb u guys up but not lvl 2 much sad
User avatar #51 - kittenfarts (09/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, the one about putting in the vending machine code and hitting coin return. Surprisingly it doesnt work
#47 - ripgeckosncherios (09/04/2013) [-]
last one is soso, it is overall correct, but if i remember correclt you should exhale longer than you inhale, to make sure no residue carbondioxide stays in your lungs
so do a 2-3 or a 3-4
#6 - kolumkolum (09/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I wanted to thumb this up, but can't because my lazy ass ain't getting any thumbs of my own.
User avatar #9 to #6 - kwanzalord (09/04/2013) [-]
poor man
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