Derrr herrrr too. More "facts" I found on FJ and threw some logic at it. Check out my first logic/debunk comp here www.funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/Der
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Derrr herrrr too

More "facts" I found on FJ and threw some logic at it.
Check out my first logic/debunk comp here
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/Derrr+herrrr/bNauGoA/

The tongue is the strongest musses
The hell are you smoking: -I when
was the last time you started
hench pressing your tongue? It' s
the most durable muscle as It
needs to around in more
ways and sunrise hates. You salt
ofcourse kill yourseld hiting
your tongue hard wnough... mainly
making on your blood.
litter till] years from now, Fishhook
will hays we million asscunts of
was heatle.
oh gee, I thought we were all
immortal. What busking Idiot same
uh with this one?
dreams are not about what they
are about
its you mean to say that the He}:
matting a hirthday salts tor the
is not what it' s all moot: -1
Male seahorses produce offspring
its that' s not true. Females
the eggs. The males termite them
and take them into a hough. They
molest them there until they harsh.
shaming lowers his
Sigh... Ths only thing that lowers
anyone' sllo is reading retarded
lasts like the one shoes. The study
shows that those who were
shanked as a shild had lower his
due to their Barents not knowing
anything hut shanking. Those
Barents who used shanking and
other means at discipline had high
Pirates wear eyepatches tor
light to dark adjustment
list entirely true. this Is a "unable"
theory. It works. hut it' s not likely.
It this were the main tor
eyepatches. then there would hays
heen more pirates with them.
The most likely reason is tor those
who lost an eye. This was shearer
than glass eyes. You needed to
kesh the dirt out of the socket to
cresent Irritation and incestion.
Myth hosters must" myths. not
moire them.
But salt you see why kids toys
Cinnamon Toast crunch?
mils got me. I got nothing tor this
one.
SEMI ME Milli! FANS TO THEM!
AT BE
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User avatar #90 - kwanzalord (09/06/2013) [+] (14 replies)
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I just had to clear up that the "bench press" thing is a joke. I'm sorry that many of you thought I was being very serious about it. I was trying to be sarcastically funny and I failed.

>Op the tongue is 1 muscle, and bench pressing uses multiple muscles.
That logic doesn't work. The Tongue consists of multiple muscles as well.

>Then wtf is the strongest single muscle?
Usually when you talk about muscle strength you're talking about force per mass. A thin muscle in the myometrial layer in the uterus weights about 1 kg and is responsible for pushing babies out.

For the "best" and most accurate post I've see on here about the tongue fact, please view #29.

>Op why are you a faggot?
Sometimes, I wonder about that myself
User avatar #1 - cousin (09/05/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Pretty sure the "tongue is the strongest muscle" means pound for pound or size for size...
#36 - Jesusnipples ONLINE (09/05/2013) [+] (12 replies)
The tongue actually is the strongest muscle in your body. It's not that it's physically able to bench press **** like OP thinks (for some reason), but it's that it's stronger than it should be at its size. The same principle applies to ants. They won't lift you off the ground and beat you until you drop your wallet, but they can lift over 50 times their body weight.
kwanzalord, these posts are great and everything, but please do your research.
User avatar #3 - sepheroth (09/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
But what if I dream about the hokey pokey? Then is it all that it's about?!
#53 - malifauxdeux (09/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I find it pretty ironic that despite your abrasive rhetoric and the premise of your post, you didn't actually know what you were talking about. The tongue is the strongest muscle in proportion to its size. That's what the "myth" is.
User avatar #29 - Snookbone (09/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"The tongue is the strongest muscle"
It always annoys me when I see this for two reasons. First, the tongue is controlled by sixteen muscles, but is not, itself, a muscle, and even taken together, they are nowhere near being strongest.
Secondly, there are three types of strength: static, explosive and dynamic. Knowing this, we have several contenders for "strongest", the quadriceps, the gluteus maximus, the jaw, muscles in the eyes, the heart, the list goes on.
Pound for pound, however, the strongest human muscle is the uterus, which despite weighing around 2 pounds, is capable of exerting a downward force of 400 newtons, which is a hundred times stronger than gravity.
User avatar #86 - runescapewasgood (09/06/2013) [-]
So you're saying when I have dreams about the hokey pokey...

That's not what it's all about?
#58 - ancientchaos (09/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Everybody knows butt muscles are the strongest muscles
Everybody knows butt muscles are the strongest muscles
#106 - heroicvenom (09/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
alright 						*******					 im going to say this once,    
   
heed me, if you don't want your mind to blown or you're soul torn asunder. then forget about my comment, i provided protection for those who wish not to see it   
   
the reason why kids love cinnamon toast crunch.........   
   
 IS BECAUSE OF THE CINNAMON SWIRL IN EVERY MOTHER 						*******					 BITE
alright ******* im going to say this once,

heed me, if you don't want your mind to blown or you're soul torn asunder. then forget about my comment, i provided protection for those who wish not to see it

the reason why kids love cinnamon toast crunch.........

IS BECAUSE OF THE CINNAMON SWIRL IN EVERY MOTHER ******* BITE
#34 - AnonymousDonor (09/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
dreams are actually really easy to interpret and NOT by asking someone else or consulting some stupid list of generic meanings - that's all ******** because it's all relative
assuming you know enough about yourself to recognize visual associations with concepts

except for prophetic dreams...
yano the kind? where you dream of something completely inane happening (i.e. hanging out with 5 of your close friends at a certain spot in a certain arrangement and the 6th one comes up a certain direction and says a certain greeting) and you wake up like wtf that was weird and then two weeks later it happens

that ***** crazy
User avatar #13 - eriktheviking (09/05/2013) [-]
Now you are being pompous.
User avatar #100 - ewowo (09/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
It'd be great if you could debunk these 'facts' without being such a dick all the time.
#40 - radiomix (09/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #117 - lokiwins (09/06/2013) [-]
What if you have a dream of the hokey-pokey? Your move scientist.
#107 - brotunno (09/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The tongue is the strongest muscle. Sorry for being another person telling you, but I can explain my logic.  The definition of strength is the amount of force per mass.  Basically the tongue is a busy bastard so it is fit to create force easily and because it is so small it's force to mass ratio turns out to be the best out of all the muscles.  Had the saying used the word "powerful" then you would be right because powerful is just the amount of force a muscle could exert. Its all just semantics.
The tongue is the strongest muscle. Sorry for being another person telling you, but I can explain my logic. The definition of strength is the amount of force per mass. Basically the tongue is a busy bastard so it is fit to create force easily and because it is so small it's force to mass ratio turns out to be the best out of all the muscles. Had the saying used the word "powerful" then you would be right because powerful is just the amount of force a muscle could exert. Its all just semantics.
User avatar #84 - psykobear (09/06/2013) [-]
The true saying is that the tongue is the strongest muscle relative to size.
#69 - maskedguy (09/06/2013) [-]
Now Watch how everyone in the comments suddenly become experts at the post above
User avatar #64 - jewsburninindaoven (09/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The spanking one also has another reason. Most times a child is spanked is because they did something they shouldn't but were curious. And spanking the child causes them to be less curious. Kids with less curiosity have less ability to learn which is what an IQ test is measuring.
User avatar #10 - Sataria (09/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You do realize your arm is a group of muscles working together, and your tounge is just 1
User avatar #35 to #10 - Trollathon ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
your tongue id 16 muscles working together....
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