Cutting nails done right. Someone's gonna lose lots of blood though.. Obviously a virgin, you dont finger a girl with your thumb
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Cutting nails done right

Cutting nails done right. Someone's gonna lose lots of blood though.. Obviously a virgin, you dont finger a girl with your thumb

Someone's gonna lose lots of blood though

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#3 - mantides (05/28/2013) [+] (16 replies)
Obviously a virgin, you dont finger a girl with your thumb
#16 - basilbrush (05/29/2013) [+] (12 replies)
I remember when I was in college, this kid who my friend knew but I didn't know randomly told my friend "When I have an argument with my girlfriend, I let my fingernails grow so that when I finger her I can scratch her on the inside."
Creepiest thing I've heard irl.
Pic related, it's "him". Not even joking.
User avatar #40 - nim (05/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I cringed. D:
#41 to #40 - dbBlues (05/29/2013) [-]
I'm a man and I 			*******		 cringed.
I'm a man and I ******* cringed.
#1 - funkehfrog (05/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Eye for an eye.
Finger for a finger.
#47 - kernelstack (05/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Thumbs up to that!
#9 - klick ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
ah!!! AHH!!!!! NO!
#48 - JMF (05/29/2013) [-]
Mfw he fingers women with his thumb.
#33 - lot (05/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I'm so freaked out that I'm still holding a hand in front of my pussy in protection.
User avatar #15 - killazdeath ONLINE (05/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Imagine the unfathomable orgasmic feeling you would from scratching an itch with that nail
#68 - sirfistalot (05/29/2013) [-]
****		 that looks nasty
**** that looks nasty
User avatar #35 - snakefire (05/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Imagine if your penis had a toenail.
User avatar #36 to #35 - kommandantvideo ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
Then it wouldn't be a toenail. It would be a penis nail.

Or your penis would be a toe.
#51 - SunshineCabbage (05/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Nope.
Nope.
#119 - alchemicfreak (05/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #76 - zapgod (05/29/2013) [+] (6 replies)
i actually have cut a girl inside before in accident, she bled all over my car seat man pissed me off
#26 - toncheky ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
#11 - vaginismus (05/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Also this feels mean

User avatar #28 - empithree ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
the sexual thrill
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