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#33 - grimagination ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
honestly dunno if craigslist as i have never used it, but still somewhat relevant
this is totally worth the read
#32 - jinxter ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
I found something like this a long time ago.
User avatar #24 - rocksteady (11/03/2013) [-]
I have to buy a car. I have used craigslist before, its awful, but cheaper then going to a dealer. Sigh, the kind of people you deal with off of craigslist is insane.
User avatar #19 - AnFour (11/03/2013) [-]
"be like"

what are we now, some social networks fags?
User avatar #26 to #19 - playerdous (11/03/2013) [-]
Shhhh hush now.
#18 - iridium (11/03/2013) [-]
While we're on the topic of Craigslist ads, somebody showed me this recently.
User avatar #21 to #18 - buttinspecter (11/03/2013) [-]
From my experience, screen burn-in slowly fades.
User avatar #22 to #21 - skk ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Yup true that, my laptop's screen got a burn in and it went away after a few days
User avatar #27 to #22 - playerdous (11/03/2013) [-]
This did not happen to the free tube monitor I had years ago, luckily it was just some family picture barely there and not something like in OP's post.
#20 to #18 - tyroneisanigger (11/03/2013) [-]
Wow, that roommate is a dick. Also, I use DirecTV and the dvr has a smart feature that it automatically turns off after (4-5 hours).
#17 - anonymous (11/03/2013) [-]
We just let a "___ be like" post get this far?
I was disappointed at the overload of fun substance, but this is shameful.
#14 - nigerotte (11/03/2013) [-]
On craigslist i saw an ad where a guy asked for specifically one pound of weed needed for "a party" we was having, nothing else besides contact info
#12 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
I got this on craigslist. Dude was like "Minor front end damage"
Yeeeah.
But it was totally worth it since I only bought it for parts anyways and it goes like a raped ape.
#15 to #12 - scorpiom (11/03/2013) [-]
"it goes like a raped ape"
User avatar #35 to #15 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
This is what happens when you give a farm kid internet access. I have several stupid terms like this.
I.E. "Tighter than a bull's ass in fly season."
Thank my dad for that one.
User avatar #36 to #35 - scorpiom (11/03/2013) [-]
lol at least that one i understand
#8 - mnbmadison (11/03/2013) [-]
Damn that makes mine look like a ******* xmini speaker
User avatar #25 to #8 - lowalk (11/03/2013) [-]
Mitsubishi FTO?
User avatar #39 to #25 - mnbmadison (11/04/2013) [-]
2003 toyota celica gt
User avatar #38 to #16 - mnbmadison (11/04/2013) [-]
my friend got me those as a joke
#56 to #38 - scorpiom (11/04/2013) [-]
oh well in that case you are not a 						******					, good sir   
   
 you should still get rid of them
oh well in that case you are not a ****** , good sir

you should still get rid of them
User avatar #57 to #56 - mnbmadison (11/04/2013) [-]
I did weeks ago. That was on the same day
User avatar #11 to #8 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Old Honda Del Sol?
User avatar #40 to #11 - mnbmadison (11/04/2013) [-]
2003 toyota celica gt
User avatar #41 to #40 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
Oh **** , the angles threw me off. Nice ride.
I've got a 1994 Taurus SHO myself.
And a '63 Galaxie, '76 F250, '30 Model A, and a '95 Taurus that's my DD
User avatar #42 to #41 - mnbmadison (11/04/2013) [-]
Dang you got a car lot lol , some nice rides though lol. idk why i got all the red. i got it as my first ccar and ive been trying to fix all the problems one by one while gettting some nice stuff.
User avatar #43 to #42 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
My first car was an old ass Cadillac, I ******** that thing for six months before it met a truck and the truck won, lol.
A celica is worth it to, it's reliable and has decent resale value. SHO's are pretty much worthless. I bought mine just to put the drivetriain in to my '95 taurus, because the SHO's body is toast and my non-SHO is in solid shape
#44 to #43 - mnbmadison (11/04/2013) [-]
This is a good view of mine, even though it makes it kind of look like a Prius or something lol
#45 to #44 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
Here's my '95, I autocross with it during the summer, it's as fast as stock WRX's around more technical tracks. It's pretty much stock minus a full stereo (Pair of Alpine 10 inch subs that I can't remember the specs to, but they're 250 watt each and a 500W Rockford Fosgate amp) and a one-off catback exhaust. Sounds pretty mean for a Taurus.
1995 Taurus SE Custom Exhaust

And just for ***** and giggles, my SHO.
1994 Ford Taurus SHO Exhaust/Rev
User avatar #46 to #45 - mnbmadison (11/04/2013) [-]
I dont race or anything, the fastest ive been in mine was 115 mph, but i got nervous and slowed down so idk how fast it can truly go. The subs are two 12" Sony Gs in a b-box. With a Sony amp, idk the model of the amp or the wattage, i forgot it. They have busted my friends left ear when he sat in the back while i turned them all the way up
#47 to #46 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
My blue Taurus is good for about 115 too, did that on the highway back from my autocross event wit ha WRX and a Outback in front of me, but when I had to slam on the brakes I damn near died lol, was horrible. The SHO is good for about 140, but I've never taken it past 60-ish because it's not registered and well, it looks like this.
User avatar #48 to #47 - mnbmadison (11/04/2013) [-]
I'm careful when it comes to speeding. A red speeding sports car is more likely to get pulled over than a speeding family van to me.
User avatar #49 to #48 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, you've got that right. I live way out in the sticks though so generally I'm pretty safe. Plus, I mean, my car isn't that awful fast. Once the SHO motor is in though, it will be pretty serious. They do 0-60 in 6.6 in stock trim, after all
User avatar #50 to #49 - mnbmadison (11/04/2013) [-]
What would you recommend as a first upgrade for my celica? Its all stock and its an automatic.
User avatar #51 to #50 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
Either an intake or exhaust, simple to do (Intake is easier, but won't /sound/ as good as an exhaust would.) It's also a matter of budget. A good K&N Cold air intake would probably be 150+ bucks, whereas an axleback exhaust could be a couple hundred, with a catback (like mine) getting up in to the $800+- range.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=muUDnlO3o7s
Something like this would probably be closer to a grand, but it wouldn't necessarily have to be done all at once
User avatar #52 to #51 - mnbmadison (11/04/2013) [-]
Would ether of those increase speed/acceleration? Im sorry i know how to do basic repairs but i have no idea about anything else lol
User avatar #53 to #52 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
Definitely, both would, by a little but noticeable amount. Both intake and exhaust helps the car breathe better, therefore it can move more air faster and it'll be quicker. Putting the catback in my car gave me noticeable power gains.
Another good one is to invest in good sport tires. They're a little pricey but they're miracle workers for handling and whatnot.
User avatar #54 to #53 - mnbmadison (11/04/2013) [-]
Thanks for the advice, I've been saving up. im ether get a paint job (My car got keyed on the passenger side all the way across) or get one of those. My clear coat is also starting to flake off
User avatar #55 to #54 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
Paint might be a good idea first, take it to Maaco and see if you can just get the damaged area done. Won't be cheap, admittedly.
But then putting a little work in to performance stuff will really make it a lot of fun.
#9 to #8 - anonymous (11/03/2013) [-]
Those xplods?
User avatar #10 to #9 - mnbmadison (11/03/2013) [-]
no, sony gs
User avatar #5 - MatthewsGauss (11/03/2013) [-]
I bought an xbox from a guy and his house smelt like decaying cats and jock strap sweat
#29 to #5 - killermanz ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
so how is it you came to distinguish the smell of jock strap sweat??
User avatar #37 to #29 - MatthewsGauss (11/03/2013) [-]
I was locked in a gym locker once
User avatar #28 to #5 - playerdous (11/03/2013) [-]
I bought a small motorcycle Honda Rebel from a Harley fanatic, his advice was to never buy a Harley.
#3 - Valak Dhur (11/03/2013) [-]
I recently went to a town near me to check out a nice car from a dude on craigslist. "The only problem with it is a little dint that you have to be up close to see". when we saw the car the ****** "little dint" was the size of a full grown midget. not to mention the guy looked like a junkie
#2 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
Oh, craigslist
User avatar #34 to #2 - legomanjaimy (11/03/2013) [-]
Careful there,Ive seen this **** get flagged
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