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Christmas Comp #2

 
Christmas Comp #2. Here it is. PM ideas for a part III if you want one, I'm running out. -S. Christmas Comp #2 According to data from Facebook, two weeks before

Here it is. PM ideas for a part III if you want one, I'm running out. -S

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Christmas Comp #2
According to data from Facebook, two weeks before Christmas
is the most popular time of year where couples break up. Christmas
day, on the other hand, is the least favorite day of breakups.
Norwegian scientists have hypothesized that Rudolph': red nose is
probably the result of a parasitic infection of his respiratory
system.
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According to the United Nations Children' s Fund (UNICEF), there are
2, 106 million children under age 18 in the world. If there are on
average 2. 5 children per household, Santa would have to make 842
million stops on Christmas Eve, traveling 221 million miles. To reach all
842 million stops, Santa would need to travel between houses in
2/ 10, 000 second, which means he would need to accelerate million
miles (20. 5 billion meters) per second on each stop. The force of this
acceleration would reduce Santa to "chunky salsa."
The earliest known Christmas tree decorations were apples. At
Christmastime, medieval actors would use apples to decorate paradise
trees (usually fir trees) during "Paradise Plays," which were plays
depicting Adam and Eve' s creation and fall
President Teddy Roosevelt, an environmentalist, banned Christmas
trees from the White House in 1912.
Early illustrations of St. Nicholas depict him as stern, commanding. and
holding a birch rod. He was more in symbol of discipline and punishment
than the jolly, overweight elf children know today.
Each year there are approximately 20, 000 ''" across the
United States. "" usually undergo seasonal training on
how to maintain a jolly attitude under' pressure from the public. They
also receive practical advice, such as not accepting money from
parents while children are looking and avoiding garlic, onions, or beans
for lunch.
Spelling or saying Christmas as "Xmas" to some Christian' s will make them
have a regions shitstorm because it takes the word "cheast" out of
Christmas".
December 26th. the day after Christmas is known to many a “Boxing boy",
29, the day where you robox and return all the shitty presents you don' t
want,
some American schools (and school districts) have and still do ban
Christmas songs from their schools, mostly because of the religious
backgrounds behind some songs. Christmas songs and their legality brings
into question the first Amendment with the statement "Congress shall not
pass no law respecting an establishment of religion”.
There are 240 Christmas tree related fires every year in the United
States.
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