C'mere you little rat bastard. Let's hear your embarrasing stories FJ.. You dunk Enema e, 7, l,,, raisman, maul 'reu' ~. re chased e chihuahua dressed in a swea
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C'mere you little rat bastard

Let's hear your embarrasing stories FJ.

You dunk Enema e, 7, l,,, raisman, maul 'reu' ~. re chased e chihuahua dressed
in a sweater that the name "Mr. Paco Sanchez‘ down the
street while wearing El hath robe.
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Submitted: 04/14/2013
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User avatar #2 - darthdingo (04/14/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I once ran up to a woman thinking she was my mom and I hugged her. She looked like she was gonna slap me.
User avatar #7 - imasillyginger (04/15/2013) [-]
If he answered to Mr. Paco Sanchez, would you have to chase him down the street?
#10 - chewythewolftwo (04/15/2013) [-]
I was on a family vacation with my grandparents, and I went on for about 5 minutes about how I thought people with just mustaches looked creepy as 						****					.   
My grandfather has just a mustache.   
He stared at me the entire time with a smug expression. There was about 5 seconds of eye contact before it hit me.   
I was rather silent for the next day or two. And we were in an RV, to boot. Close quarters
I was on a family vacation with my grandparents, and I went on for about 5 minutes about how I thought people with just mustaches looked creepy as **** .
My grandfather has just a mustache.
He stared at me the entire time with a smug expression. There was about 5 seconds of eye contact before it hit me.
I was rather silent for the next day or two. And we were in an RV, to boot. Close quarters
User avatar #9 - banditmuffin (04/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I once dropped a pair of underwear out of my gymbag as I was getting off the metro. A kid picked them up and threw them out the doors before they closed.

They landed on an old lady's shoulder. I grabbed them and tried to flee, but I tripped up the stairs.

I just laid there, face down on the steps, clutching my dirty panties in front of me, as people crowded around asking if I was okay.

#18 - theawesomeyoghurt (04/15/2013) [-]
I BET YOU'RE THINKING "WHO WAS WEARING THE BATH ROBE, ME OR THE DOG? THE ANSWER: YES
User avatar #5 - mookiez (04/15/2013) [-]
Some woman waved at me, and I waved back. Shes waving at someone behind me. I ran away.
#13 - BigSammy (04/15/2013) [-]
Why was Mr. Paco Sanchez wearing a robe?
User avatar #4 - redwine (04/14/2013) [-]
Always hate it when you see someone waving and you wave back, only to realise they were waving at someone else. That's Satan's little way of saying hello.
#25 - erotictentacle (04/15/2013) [+] (6 replies)
well then, story time:
when i was 12, there was that hot slutty girl in my class, i was always rather introverted back then, she thought that was cute and started to tease me all the time, sexually.
I didnt rly like that, as weird as it sounds to me now, and when we did a theater in school and formed to row after the end to thank the audience, she discreetly touched my ass. I thought "bitch, now you've done it" and roughly grabbed her as just as we were turning back. PROBLEM IS: Curtain wasnt down, so yes, the whole school, students, teachers and some of the parents, not mine, saw me grab dat ass.
As if that wasn't enough, my teacher then called my parents to school because i'm likely to become a sexual offender in the future if i already grope girls like that.

no regrets
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#1 - anonymous (04/14/2013) [-]
I farted in a public bathroom.
User avatar #14 - mourningspawn (04/15/2013) [-]
If I answered to Mr. Paco Sanchez, would you chase me down the street in a both robe?
#29 - fuckyocheesecake (04/15/2013) [-]
I once had to read this story out loud in class and during the whole story my voice kept cracking and i kept stuttering and i even like took deep breaths basicly like this www.youtube.com/watch?v=W45DRy7M1no
Mfw the entire time
#35 - trickroller (04/15/2013) [-]
How's this: I was in duty free at the airport coming home with my girl and went off to look at the alcohol they had, leaving her in the perfume section. Once I had concluded the savings weren't as great as I had hoped I returned to her, and noticed she was bending over to take something from a low shelf. I proceeded to smack her ass and have a small squeeze to surprise her. We were both surprised we she turned round and she was a complete stranger. She looked at me and said 'Did you think I was someone else?' I nodded, turned and walked out of the shop, trailing my shame and embarrassment behind me. This actually happened.
User avatar #15 - therollingstones (04/15/2013) [-]
I actually do exactly that daily.
Replace Mr. Paco Sanchez with Sancho
#11 - sectumsempra (04/15/2013) [-]
someone walked in on me wanking in a urinal at a bob evans
#6 - anonymous (04/15/2013) [-]
I once stole an old woman's buggy at kroger...it was the exact one I needed. She looked hurt.
User avatar #8 - igfanforlife (04/15/2013) [-]
wait something doesn't add up, if he only answers to Mr. Paco Sanchez while wearing a bath robe, then why is he wearing a sweater?
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