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#1 - lvlonemeepo (06/19/2014) [-]
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Cont. The marvelous misadventures of the party continues on into the deep and darkness to find an unlikely creature with a trumpet it was very difficult to make out but it seemed like A FUKKEN SKELIGNTOWN! The party ready's their swords, while stupid idiot madam idiotslayer takes out her stupid axe like the insecure bitch she is. This idiot boneman starts singing about some stupid 						****					 like "If you scroll past this picture and type thank mr skeltal, you'll be blessed with great bones and calcium for the rest of your life." You yell "WHATS THE CATCH YOU FUKKEN STUPID IDIOT!" You're also pretty stupid because you disguise questions as statements and don't use question marks lul. The skelignton states that there is no catch and plays a jubilent note on his abyssal trumpet. Sir cuntweed knows whats up and says "Dude he's blessing us with good bones, he's gonna turn us into one of them bro!" You trust  sir cuntweed cause he's your childhood friend but you're sadly mistaken cause you're both 						*******					 idiots. The abyssal trumpet skeleton wails in a high pitched voice "No, noooo, petty humans I was trying to only help you!!!" You yell at the top of your lungs "WHATS A HUMAN YOU 						*******					 IDIOT LUL" you go at it again like the retard you are. The trumpet skeleton transforms into the most unexpected form not even gods could forsee, GIANT TRUMPET SKELETON HOLY 						****					 ITS HUGE, LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!! States lvlonemeepo while he narrates like the stupid dingtard he is. His health bar is like the size of a really long and unusually large hamster! Like a guinea pig but like 3 Billion times biggers The unlikely part states that only idiot bone dungeon skeletons would try and fight the awesome might of the party of misfits. The Giant trumpet abyss fukken idk 						****					 skeleton plays a wild note that makes madam cuntslayer cry. "See this is why we shouldn't have brought any bitches" states sir cuntw33d lul. Madam boneslayer flashes back and remembers what killed her mother so long ago, IT WAS GIANT BONE TRUMPET ABYSS SKELULTEN! Madam boneslayer starts screaming and you find yourself annoyed beyond bounds. Fukking shut up madam bonerslayer!   
   
Madam boneslayer takes out another giant axe so she has (wait how many axes did she have before?) whatever she has like 3 axes now or some 						****					 and she's really mad like some cod kid kuk, totes. She starts flailing around dealing a bunch of damage like I can't even keep track of how many 						*******					 hit markers are going off like holy 						****					. You and sir cuntweed watch in awe as you guys are all getting served by a bitch kek.  OH 						****					 MYSTERY MAN ENTERS THE ARENA!! IT IS I, THE LEVELEST ONE OF ALL MEEPO'S. I get 						********					 like no ones 						*******					 business and I get obliterated. Well its up to the unlikely 3 to kill trumpet skeleton now! You finally suck it the 						****					 up and charge at giant skelignton now he's at like 3/4 hp, 						*******					 idiot madam 						**************					 does no damage lul. Sir cuntweed lunges and goes "HUYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" and crits for like 1 damage and almost executes giant idiot skeleton. Madam bonerslayer says on the giant skeletons deathbed "lul fuk u, you killed me mum." Trumpet skelton says with his last breath "I h8 u bitch. I hope u get raped by a warg." madam cockslayer is a bit off put then when madam dickslayer is about to utter the most epic insult ever, You 						*******					 fat jump across the map doing like a billion 						*******					 damage yelling "SHUT THE 						****					 UP MADAM ASSHOLE SLAYER YOU TALK SO 						*******					 MUCH!" You get a courtesy blowjob from madam gayslayer, lul in your dreams idiot level one meepo gets his heaven angel dick sucked by madam stupidslayers epic mouth. Lul anothe rmisadventure of the misfits and unlikely hero crew inc.    
   
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Cont. The marvelous misadventures of the party continues on into the deep and darkness to find an unlikely creature with a trumpet it was very difficult to make out but it seemed like A FUKKEN SKELIGNTOWN! The party ready's their swords, while stupid idiot madam idiotslayer takes out her stupid axe like the insecure bitch she is. This idiot boneman starts singing about some stupid **** like "If you scroll past this picture and type thank mr skeltal, you'll be blessed with great bones and calcium for the rest of your life." You yell "WHATS THE CATCH YOU FUKKEN STUPID IDIOT!" You're also pretty stupid because you disguise questions as statements and don't use question marks lul. The skelignton states that there is no catch and plays a jubilent note on his abyssal trumpet. Sir cuntweed knows whats up and says "Dude he's blessing us with good bones, he's gonna turn us into one of them bro!" You trust sir cuntweed cause he's your childhood friend but you're sadly mistaken cause you're both ******* idiots. The abyssal trumpet skeleton wails in a high pitched voice "No, noooo, petty humans I was trying to only help you!!!" You yell at the top of your lungs "WHATS A HUMAN YOU ******* IDIOT LUL" you go at it again like the retard you are. The trumpet skeleton transforms into the most unexpected form not even gods could forsee, GIANT TRUMPET SKELETON HOLY **** ITS HUGE, LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!! States lvlonemeepo while he narrates like the stupid dingtard he is. His health bar is like the size of a really long and unusually large hamster! Like a guinea pig but like 3 Billion times biggers The unlikely part states that only idiot bone dungeon skeletons would try and fight the awesome might of the party of misfits. The Giant trumpet abyss fukken idk **** skeleton plays a wild note that makes madam cuntslayer cry. "See this is why we shouldn't have brought any bitches" states sir cuntw33d lul. Madam boneslayer flashes back and remembers what killed her mother so long ago, IT WAS GIANT BONE TRUMPET ABYSS SKELULTEN! Madam boneslayer starts screaming and you find yourself annoyed beyond bounds. Fukking shut up madam bonerslayer!

Madam boneslayer takes out another giant axe so she has (wait how many axes did she have before?) whatever she has like 3 axes now or some **** and she's really mad like some cod kid kuk, totes. She starts flailing around dealing a bunch of damage like I can't even keep track of how many ******* hit markers are going off like holy **** . You and sir cuntweed watch in awe as you guys are all getting served by a bitch kek. OH **** MYSTERY MAN ENTERS THE ARENA!! IT IS I, THE LEVELEST ONE OF ALL MEEPO'S. I get ******** like no ones ******* business and I get obliterated. Well its up to the unlikely 3 to kill trumpet skeleton now! You finally suck it the **** up and charge at giant skelignton now he's at like 3/4 hp, ******* idiot madam ************** does no damage lul. Sir cuntweed lunges and goes "HUYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" and crits for like 1 damage and almost executes giant idiot skeleton. Madam bonerslayer says on the giant skeletons deathbed "lul fuk u, you killed me mum." Trumpet skelton says with his last breath "I h8 u bitch. I hope u get raped by a warg." madam cockslayer is a bit off put then when madam dickslayer is about to utter the most epic insult ever, You ******* fat jump across the map doing like a billion ******* damage yelling "SHUT THE **** UP MADAM ASSHOLE SLAYER YOU TALK SO ******* MUCH!" You get a courtesy blowjob from madam gayslayer, lul in your dreams idiot level one meepo gets his heaven angel dick sucked by madam stupidslayers epic mouth. Lul anothe rmisadventure of the misfits and unlikely hero crew inc.

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