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User avatar #87 - makethingsworse (01/09/2013) [-]
Birth control is some good shit. Catholics are missing out. My girlfriend is on the pill. My job is essentially to remind her everyday to take her pill.
User avatar #95 to #87 - yutakenusername (01/09/2013) [-]
Cool story
User avatar #99 to #95 - makethingsworse (01/09/2013) [-]
Thanks man. I always try to keep my stories at a chilly 32 degrees Fahrenheit.
User avatar #93 to #87 - TheHutchie (01/09/2013) [-]
I was conceived while my mother was on the pill. Good luck.
User avatar #94 to #93 - makethingsworse (01/09/2013) [-]
It doesn't hurt she has Ovarian Cysts also.
User avatar #97 to #94 - yutakenusername (01/09/2013) [-]
Won't that lead to a hysterectomy?
User avatar #100 to #97 - makethingsworse (01/09/2013) [-]
Ask me if I care.
User avatar #104 to #100 - yutakenusername (01/09/2013) [-]
You don't care if your girlfriend has to get a hysterectomy done? Nice attitude.
Also, that would mean you can never conceive children. You seem like quite an immature asshole from one statement. Not many people can pull that off.
User avatar #105 to #104 - makethingsworse (01/09/2013) [-]
I do my best, bro. It takes a lot of practice and a torn rectum to be as much an asshooe as I am.
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