Birth Control....[FB]

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#1 - hipsophobadon (01/08/2013) [+] (14 replies)

Anal.

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#45 to #1 - jinjo (01/08/2013) [-]

cum can drip out of her asshole and to the vagine.

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#3 to #1 - karvarausku (01/08/2013) [-]

There once was a case where woman who had no vagina got pregnant in fight where in the results she got stabbed to her stomach... just to let you know.

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#6 to #3 - autoxx (01/08/2013) [-]

wat?

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#7 to #6 - karvarausku (01/08/2013) [-]

I would try to search it for you, but it's was finnish + I saw it last year on different finnish website "riemurasia" that lead to newswebsite...

It was described that when the woman got hit by the knife semen somehow got in at the same time...

I have no idea how something like that is even possible.

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#8 to #7 - autoxx (01/08/2013) [-]

Someone must have a knife fetish...

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#9 to #8 - karvarausku (01/08/2013) [-]

it was a bar fight...

I'm gonna check out if I can find it... it's pretty hopeless task.

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#10 to #9 - autoxx (01/08/2013) [-]

You're better off going to the NSFW section and forgetting the whole thing.

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#18 to #3 - lasmamoe (01/08/2013) [-]

I dont even

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#27 to #3 - thegrimreaver (01/08/2013) [-]

I'm gonna call bullshit on this one. It sounds an awful lot like the American Civil War story of the soldier who got shot through the testicles, the bullet carried on and hit a woman in the uterus, and impregnated her. The story there, and most likely in your story, was just a bullshit claim to deny that they had sex.

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#88 to #1 - errdayimfjing (01/09/2013) [-]

Aids

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#85 to #1 - EdwardNigma (01/09/2013) [-]

No I read that it's possible to get pregnant even, anal or not.

Something about seepage.

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#71 to #1 - slashendrix (01/09/2013) [-]

The Anatomy's condom.

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#55 - fuckedbyapony (01/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)

Crocs + Socks = 140%.

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#62 to #55 - shinobidesu (01/09/2013) [-]

I was going to try to cleverly conjugate it into some new product.
All I can come up with is Crocks and Socs and cocks

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#66 to #62 - fuckedbyapony (01/09/2013) [-]

Genius, it shall be a best seller.

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#65 to #62 - smokekusheveryday ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]

crsocks!

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#12 - royrogersmcfreely (01/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)

**royrogersmcfreely rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Awwwww yeahhh ** mfw people wear crocs

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#14 to #12 - waragainst (01/08/2013) [-]

**waragainst rolled a random image posted in comment #2750246 at MLP Friendly Board **

nah man, this face is a better reaction

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#31 to #14 - zyketor (01/08/2013) [-]

**zyketor rolled a random image posted in comment #2424208 at FJ RPG **

I believe you meant this.

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#32 to #31 - zyketor (01/08/2013) [-]

Oh, so close.....

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#79 - spoonsnatcher (01/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)

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#64 - sissywoo (01/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)

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#69 to #64 - malacyman (01/09/2013) [-]

my first thought when i saw this post

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#46 - poophaspooped (01/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)

I had sex while wearing crocs once. She still got pregnant. WTF?!?

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#48 to #46 - fuckedbyapony (01/08/2013) [-]

How were the crocs being worn?

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#51 to #48 - poophaspooped (01/09/2013) [-]

I wore them on my feet. Was I doing it wrong?

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#52 to #51 - fuckedbyapony (01/09/2013) [-]

You mean you didn't even read the instructions!?

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#58 to #52 - poophaspooped (01/09/2013) [-]

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#101 to #58 - arsenalthegunners (01/09/2013) [-]

^THESE COMMENTS, HAHAHA

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#98 to #46 - N. Korean citizen (01/09/2013) [-]

Didn't you see the warning label? It says, "effectiveness decreases on females with low standards".

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#21 - alibabahassan (01/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)

playing for the columbus blue jackets = fool proof

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#41 to #21 - xigrimxreaperix (01/08/2013) [-]

Someone Mention Hockey?

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#42 to #41 - alibabahassan (01/08/2013) [-]

lidstrom is a god... A GOD

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#47 - bluelightbebop (01/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)

"Should of"?

What the FUCK is that?
Is that the retarded version of SHOULD HAVE ?

God dammit, i'm not a Grammar Nazi, but every time i see someone writes that, i can't help but think that they might have an extra chromosome in their cell configuration.

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#68 to #47 - shazmothree (01/09/2013) [-]

A lot of people get used to writing it that way because they say it that way

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#102 to #47 - kingcubjr (01/09/2013) [-]

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#103 to #102 - bluelightbebop (01/09/2013) [-]

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#63 to #47 - mrwayne (01/09/2013) [-]

You should of just ignored it.
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#53 to #47 - misticalz ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]

Oh wow, you sure are butthurt over a general mistake.

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#57 to #53 - bluelightbebop (01/09/2013) [-]

I can accept the fact that people can sometimes as well as don't just bu don't write well.

Yeah, i can accept that.

Lame joke aside, i can actually rationalize typos, the lack of punctuation marks, even some poorly redacted sentences... Yeah, that's fine, i mean, even i fuck things up every now and then and say "I didn't saw" and stuff.

But hell, writing stuff phonetically?
Not only that.
When you repeat the sentence out loud (Should of) it simply doesn't make any sense.

So, it's not a general mistake, it's a grammar, logic and rhetoric mistake.

It's not butthurt man, i'ts just that sometimes, it appears people are getting more retarded.

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#74 - bkrazy (01/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)

I wish its dad wore crocs that night

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#76 to #74 - zakisking (01/09/2013) [-]

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#75 to #74 - drunkasaurus ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]

I watched an episode of Jersey Shore and she seemed like most stupid party girls I've met, she didn't piss me off in the least, she just isn't someone I would hang out with by choice. Why people care about her I don't know.

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#33 - haxorman (01/08/2013) [-]

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#73 - shithapenns (01/09/2013) [-]

I got the joke without even having to look at the whole picture

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#54 - tie (01/09/2013) [-]

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#36 - moxmortuus (01/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)

Have I been on Funnyjunk for so long that I see at the least 20 reposts a week. Kind of depressing.

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#49 to #36 - fuckedbyapony (01/08/2013) [-]

Only 20?

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#25 - thegrimreaver (01/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)

Actually, typical effectiveness of the condom is 85%, and the ring, 92%.

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#50 to #25 - dustyshane (01/09/2013) [-]

85%? That's pretty bad.

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#56 to #50 - thegrimreaver (01/09/2013) [-]

Mhmm. The most effective method of birth control is a sub-dermal implant called Implanon. It's actually more effective than either male or female sterilization.

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#60 to #56 - dustyshane (01/09/2013) [-]

I just googled it, the thing they put in your arm?

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#61 to #60 - thegrimreaver (01/09/2013) [-]

Yeppers.
So basically, they implant it, and that's it for three years. No worrying about rings, or patches, or pills, or forgetting all of that shit.

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#37 to #30 - thegrimreaver (01/08/2013) [-]

Unless the baby is Chuck Norris'. Then it'd just use the coat hanger to floss.

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#4 - daimondemon (01/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)

. . . I have house shoe crocs. . . they're really warm

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#15 to #4 - tulioandmiguel (01/08/2013) [-]

You disgust me.

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#17 to #15 - daimondemon (01/08/2013) [-]

I'm happy to because I love them anyways. Don't where em outside though, I used to though.

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#26 to #17 - thegrimreaver (01/08/2013) [-]

So, you're ashamed to be seen with them outside.
Yeah, you really do love them.

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#40 to #26 - daimondemon (01/08/2013) [-]

Hmm, not quite. I just don't want my house slippers ruined. And they aren't really comfortable to where outside, in my opinion

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#22 to #4 - konradkurze (01/08/2013) [-]

croc shoes:

so nerdy you wont get laid thus there is 100% birth control

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#23 to #22 - daimondemon (01/08/2013) [-]

Hahaha, it's almost funnier the second time around. . .wait, nope.

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#20 - thequickster (01/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)

I thought condoms were only 97% effective?

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#38 to #20 - MrsMcDowell (01/08/2013) [-]

They are. They say that on the package. The pill is 99.9% effective. This information is very wrong...

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#43 - cryoticshell ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]

I still wear crocs.....

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#96 - jalthelas (01/09/2013) [-]

**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at X-ray pics of things in asshole **

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