Biggest mistery ever told. Maybe if you had marry her! IMB4 Religious . And then, a thought came across Joseph's mind... If God created Adan from mug and dust.. dumbass Joseph
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Biggest mistery ever told

Biggest mistery ever told. Maybe if you had marry her! IMB4 Religious . And then, a thought came across Joseph's mind... If God created Adan from mug and dust..

Maybe if you had marry her!
IMB4 Religious *********

And then, a thought came across
Joseph's mind...
If God created Adan
from mug and dust...
t he creator's own
son instead of
IIN
...
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#1 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/24/2013) [-]
#34 to #10 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]
That sounds like some kind of theory (more like an assumption) the Ancient Aliens show would present us.
#17 - bloodofthedragon (08/24/2013) [-]
Pic related
#16 - ichinova (08/24/2013) [-]
If Adam was created from dust, why is there still dust?
#26 to #16 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
Athiests: 0
Christians: 0
This: 1
#20 - stagger (08/24/2013) [-]
no.
User avatar #3 - randomwanker (08/24/2013) [-]
God is a dick he could literally create a perfect woman yet he decides to **** her
User avatar #24 to #3 - vicsix (08/25/2013) [-]
Well, what if he planned that? Like he was making her, and thought "Ya know, I gotta impregnate one of these sluts at some point. Hell, how bout this one?"
#11 - anon (08/24/2013) [-]
He's supposed to be both the son of god but raised by man, allowing him to see the problems of man from both sides. Y'know, to avoid the whole ' **** everything imma flood the world' thing that happened in the old testament.
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User avatar #15 to #11 - tittylovin (08/24/2013) [-]
Why couldn't he just make his son and then ask Mary and Joseph to adopt him instead of forcing it on them?
User avatar #19 to #15 - hydraetis (08/24/2013) [-]
Because God has trouble with manners sometimes.
#13 to #11 - andreewkun (08/24/2013) [-]
****		 everything imma turn water into wine!!
**** everything imma turn water into wine!!
User avatar #31 to #5 - haeckal (08/25/2013) [-]
Simon means "Reed" like a piece of wavy, bendy grass. "Peter" or Petra, means rock. Basically Jesus gave him a name upgrade, from a name symbolizing weakness to one symbolizing strength.

It gets better. After Peter denies Jesus, and Jesus is killed and later resurrected, Jesus starts calling him "Simon" again.

tl;dr: Simon means "Spineless," Peter means "Rocky"
User avatar #33 to #31 - manwithmanynames (08/25/2013) [-]
Is that trye, I did not know that (about the names meanings). Thanx dude.
#23 - batwill **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]
#25 - parrotey (08/25/2013) [-]
greatest mystery ever
#2 - dough (08/24/2013) [-]
well i mean yeah but wheres the fun in that
User avatar #27 - mindgerb (08/25/2013) [-]
Mug?
#4 - engravedblade (08/24/2013) [-]
It's MYSTERY dude
User avatar #36 - wardylocks (08/25/2013) [-]
You can make a baby from a women's bone marrow and their egg.
We actually don't even need men.
User avatar #37 to #36 - wardylocks (08/26/2013) [-]
Truth hurts.
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