It all started when our over-heralded star, John, woke up in a haunted thicket. It was the third time it had happened. Feeling very angered, John grabbed a wolverine, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). A few freaknasty minutes later, he realized that his beloved dignity was missing! Immediately he called his parole officer, Fox-news reporter. John had known Fox-news reporter for (plus or minus) 11,000 years, the majority of which were exotic ones. Fox-news reporter was unique. He was attractive though sometimes a little... abrasive. John called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.
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