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bbe 32
C, bbe neuroscientist working on
V transferring consciousness to a
computer
Krewton is my idol
sit under an apple tree to think all
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day
aone day an apple falls from the tree and lands
on a sapling
tthen it hits me. I know how to achieve
singularity
test my theory on rats first
***** works
to children to continue funding
try it on monkeys as well
aits funny to watch them wonder why they have
no feces to throw
reasearch progresses to the point where we can
test it on humans
volunteer to be the first human trial
outworkers build me a robot body
begin downloading my consciousness
Mme. txt
tthe transfer was a success
mmy robot brain is much better at solving
problems and I am able to advance scientific
progression tenfold
ppeople start to envy my knowledge and
immortality
Erich people pay to have the procedure done
while poor people can' t afford it
tthe wealth gap grows exponentially
foresee an inevitable war
couild a spaceship with nuclear fusion reactor
so I can ditch this sorry ass planet
travel space and meet many forms of
intelligent life
essentually I discover the key to true immortality
beyond that of my robot body
complete the process, but when I gaze into the
eternal horizon, I think only of my childhood
when everything was full of wonder
ain that moment my only goal became
reproducing the world that had sparked my
fascination
settle on a planet like earth and spend a week
using nuclear fusion to reproduce the land and
the oceans and genetic coding to recreate life
create another apple tree to sit under so that I
can ponder my existence
mmy memories of childhood seem to be all I can
think about
fiinally I create a man and a woman to remind
me of my innocence
tthat innocence is precious to me so I give them
the one condition that they stay away from my
apple tree
mmfw that bitch didn' t listen
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#1 - pagastan (08/06/2014) [+] (5 replies)
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#6 - resnumbers ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
not guna lie 10/10 i liked that ****
#13 - sniperdawg (08/07/2014) [+] (5 replies)
TL;DR God is a robot.
User avatar #9 - voltsandamps (08/07/2014) [+] (15 replies)
how does nuclear fusion produce lands oceans and genetic coding?
#20 to #9 - dharkmoswen (08/07/2014) [-]
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#53 - kanadetenshi (08/07/2014) [+] (10 replies)
If this prologue was in the bible i would totally convert.
#30 - antigravitycake (08/07/2014) [-]
Me.txt
#32 - nsfwanon (08/07/2014) [+] (43 replies)
Still makes more sense than most of the **** the bible says.
#17 - iceguy (08/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
futurama called it
#23 - krasnogvardiech (08/07/2014) [+] (4 replies)
The wizard in the sky did it.
#63 - betastory (08/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I know this is a bit off topic but would you never get lonely? Like seriously, I get lonely in my every day life... Immortality as a intangible being? ugh **** no.
#2 - poonraider (08/07/2014) [-]
**poonraider rolled image** Brilliant
#19 - skyrimdovah ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
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#38 - vicecomx (08/07/2014) [+] (6 replies)
#11 - destinedsoup (08/07/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Alternate creation stories are always the best.


Here's a cool one:
www.creepypastaindex.com/creepypasta/waking-up
#3 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (08/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Reminds me of that Asimov story "the last question," or something
User avatar #102 - HomerSimpson (08/07/2014) [-]
>Use nuclear fusion to recreate land oceans and life

op just got lazy there didn't he
#37 - ldnelson (08/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I think they did an entire episode based on this premise (at least up to the robot human war part). Damn I miss that show
#75 - extremistcookie (08/07/2014) [-]
I wonder if this would have played out differently if it had been a PC tree instead.
User avatar #151 - severepwner (08/07/2014) [+] (10 replies)
>Newton is my idol
>Clearly thousands of years before his birth
wat?
User avatar #155 to #151 - alphavsomega (08/07/2014) [-]
He re created life, not invented it.
#28 - sinnfeiner (08/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #33 to #28 - arreatface (08/07/2014) [-]
Season 18 Episode 7 : "God hates Dorks"
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