Bars. beating a dead horse. titlle, walks intoa bar, and the bartender asks... IQ _lloll ‘ Why the long face? Hey, fuck you man, thats offensive. Oh I got a jok
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Bars

beating a dead horse

titlle, walks intoa bar, and
the bartender asks...
IQ _lloll ‘
Why the long face?
Hey, fuck you man,
thats offensive.
Oh I got a joke.
Why e there so few black baseball players?
Hey, thats really offensive ma
Okay, sorry man, we stepped on the
wrong foot. We are sorry okay?
Nice to meet you, I' m Sarah
Ah. Jessica Parker.
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Submitted: 08/12/2013
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#1 - anonymous (08/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
that was whoreable
#5 - krayon (08/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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Horse Joke: So a man came into a bar, or maybe it was horse? Anyway a man came into a horse.
#10 - muscularsystem (08/13/2013) [+] (6 replies)
#14 - pikininja (08/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Literally.
Literally.
User avatar #7 - LocoJoe (08/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Why are there no black NASCAR drivers? They get pulled over before the first lap for speeding.
User avatar #22 - skrynox (08/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What do you call a black man that flies a plane?


A pilot.


I'm not good at being racist.
#3 - trashmaggots (08/12/2013) [-]
SJP's eulogy:

"...it is with great sadness and yet no surprise that her remains are to be brought to the nearest Elmer's Glue facility."
#16 - ishotthedeputy (08/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
So I was eating this chick out last night, but then all of the sudden I tasted horse semen. And then I thought, "Oh that's how grandma died"
User avatar #25 to #24 - supername (08/13/2013) [-]
he was eating his dead grandmother out one fine Evening, when a peculiar taste of horse semen was encountered to which he postulated and came to the conclusion that his grandmother had died to having intercourse with a horse.
User avatar #19 - cowboyking ONLINE (08/13/2013) [-]
best sjp joke
#12 - sterlingh (08/13/2013) [-]
This is hands down the most clever family guy bit I have seen
#4 - blockheadboy (08/12/2013) [-]
And thats the joke.
User avatar #2 - henryfordthegod (08/12/2013) [-]
those horse's are still not like my car's
#6 - sparkysparkybooman (08/13/2013) [-]
I like the extended version...
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "why the long face?"
The horse replies, "why the short dick?"

Make it slightly less stupid
User avatar #23 - lemurlemur (08/13/2013) [-]
that joke is overused
#13 - anonymous (08/13/2013) [-]
I have a joke: how many fucking times can you repost the same shit? a million, apparently.
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