Bars

#5 - krayon#103 on contentRank#103

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(08/13/2013)[-]

Horse Joke: So a man came into a bar, or maybe it was horse? Anyway a man came into a horse.

#18 to #5 - daryldixon

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(08/13/2013)[-]

aka funnyjunk.com/furry

#11 to #5 - xxvampirepriestxx

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(08/13/2013)[-]

It wanted the Double-D

#10 - muscularsystem

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(08/13/2013)[-]

#15 to #10 - mikoli

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(08/13/2013)[-]

not a tv show.

#30 to #15 - muscularsystem

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(08/13/2013)[-]

Oh, I see. You're one of those "special" people. That's from the TV show "Family Guy."

#32 to #30 - mikoli

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(08/14/2013)[-]

You're a croquet playing mint muncher. That's from the Simpsons.

#33 to #32 - muscularsystem

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(08/14/2013)[-]

LELLELELE U R quiet the lvl 38 TROLLMASTER!!! XDDDD U thunk that i thunk that the pick dat i usd wuz 4rum the family man wen it wuz ackchually dah simp and sons admin !!! XDDDD

#34 to #33 - mikoli

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(08/15/2013)[-]

#35 to #34 - muscularsystem

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(08/15/2013)[-]

Why? That's essentially what you sounded like. I am fully aware my picture if from the simpsons. My comment said "you captioned a TV show, I like that." The post was from Family guy, a TV show; You are wrong. Croquet playing mint muncher? That's quite the compliment. I'm both athletic AND have amazing breath! How awesome is that!?

#14 - pikininja

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(08/13/2013)[-]

Literally.

#17 to #14 - Yesitsme

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(08/13/2013)[-]

Hey man, that's offensive.

#28 to #14 - thelocalthumbwhore

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(08/13/2013)[-]

stop beating that dead sarah jessica parker

#22 - skrynox

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(08/13/2013)[-]

What do you call a black man that flies a plane?

A pilot.

I'm not good at being racist.

#26 to #22 - chickendinna

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(08/13/2013)[-]

how do you get a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velcro the ceiling

#29 to #22 - torule

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(08/13/2013)[-]

I'm just trying to be helpful here, but i believe the joke goes like this: What do you call a black man in the cockpit of a plane?

a pilot

#31 to #29 - skrynox

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(08/13/2013)[-]

***** y u **** wit my jokes man

#7 - LocoJoe

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(08/13/2013)[-]

Why are there no black NASCAR drivers? They get pulled over before the first lap for speeding.

#9 to #7 - kumabear

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(08/13/2013)[-]

Where is the picture of the ******* snake waiting for people to laugh....

#8 to #7 - gmarrox

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(08/13/2013)[-]

#3 - trashmaggots

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(08/12/2013)[-]

SJP's eulogy:

"...it is with great sadness and yet no surprise that her remains are to be brought to the nearest Elmer's Glue facility."

#16 - ishotthedeputy

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(08/13/2013)[-]

So I was eating this chick out last night, but then all of the sudden I tasted horse semen. And then I thought, "Oh that's how grandma died"

#24 to #16 - justsomechickyo

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(08/13/2013)[-]

Uhhhh......what?

#25 to #24 - supername

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(08/13/2013)[-]

he was eating his dead grandmother out one fine Evening, when a peculiar taste of horse semen was encountered to which he postulated and came to the conclusion that his grandmother had died to having intercourse with a horse.

#27 to #25 - justsomechickyo

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(08/13/2013)[-]