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Bangover. Worst part: True story bro.. TARDAASA hung mem.. pretty briefed when _ remember that ll remember ii? ffing, you stumbled in here ' . sen: Apr aw lease

Worst part: True story bro.

TARDAASA
hung mem.. pretty briefed when _ remember that ll remember ii? ffing,
you stumbled in here ' .
sen: Apr aw lease
he had gray q arcate. I teared
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User avatar #125 to #123 - goldfangz (12/08/2012) [-]
does*
User avatar #126 to #125 - royalwerewolf (12/08/2012) [-]
GOLD
#128 to #126 - goldfangz (12/08/2012) [-]
ello royal
ello royal
User avatar #131 to #128 - royalwerewolf (12/08/2012) [-]
good ta see ya
#140 to #131 - goldfangz (12/08/2012) [-]
same *hugs*
same *hugs*
User avatar #141 to #140 - royalwerewolf (12/08/2012) [-]
*hugs* glad to see your still kickin
User avatar #142 to #141 - goldfangz (12/08/2012) [-]
aye

i had one of my depressions

this was a close one though
#144 to #142 - EjaculationMan (12/08/2012) [-]
depression? bitch plz, i almost died 10 days ago.
#135 - hawaiianhappysauce (12/08/2012) [-]
mfw everyone is having sex but me.
mfw everyone is having sex but me.
#187 to #135 - theberserker (12/08/2012) [-]
Dude, trust me, it COULD be worse, I've been going out with my girlfriend for FIFTEEN MONTHS and we still haven't.
#195 to #187 - zenethe (12/08/2012) [-]
have you let her know that you're interested in having sex or are you avoiding it like the plague in case she takes negatively to it?
User avatar #257 to #195 - theberserker (12/09/2012) [-]
she honestly doesn't seem interested and she's claimed many times that she's actually afraid to have sex with me XD oh the woes of being burly
#258 to #257 - zenethe (12/09/2012) [-]
do you kids mess around and just not intercourse or none of that stuff?
User avatar #260 to #258 - theberserker (12/09/2012) [-]
Haha, its mainly me getting a good finger workout
#261 to #260 - zenethe (12/09/2012) [-]
well that's not so bad unless that's the ONLY thing happening, but that finger workout loosens that **** up so that burly **** wont be so bad going in...
User avatar #199 to #187 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/08/2012) [-]
Why such a long wait?
User avatar #254 to #199 - theberserker (12/09/2012) [-]
Well for the last ........ 9 ish months, she's said her body is ready but not mind. She's just been dancing around the point the last few months, which especially sucks since i'm about to go onto a 7 month long internship to disney >:l
User avatar #264 to #254 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/10/2012) [-]
I think that's kind of stupid. I know you should wait till both people are ready, but you should sit her down and talk directly about this, especially since it seems to be so frustrating for you. Talk about it now or you'll feel like you missed out if things don't work out over this break. Just my 2cents.

Also this other guy who responded is an idiot. Don't listen to him.
User avatar #268 to #264 - hawaiianhappysauce (12/10/2012) [-]
I wasn't trying to be a dick or anything, I'm just saying that this happens.
User avatar #267 to #264 - theberserker (12/10/2012) [-]
Yeah, i'll see how it goes! And i figured that out somewhere after the first sentence
User avatar #263 to #254 - hawaiianhappysauce (12/10/2012) [-]
UUUUH OOOOOHHH You know what that means.
Prediction:
>You still don't get any
>You go on internship
>You find out she cheated on you
> You wonder why she wasn't ready for sex within almost 1.5 years yet she was ready with someone else within 2 months. Trust me this **** happens, if anything there is a 50% chance she already cheated on you. You might want to investigate, and I'm not trying to be a dick because I've seen this **** before.
#266 to #263 - theberserker (12/10/2012) [-]
AAAAH IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!!!!
User avatar #145 to #135 - raberintodesu (12/08/2012) [-]
More like "EVERYTHING is having sex but me"

But yea, I know that feel bro.
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User avatar #10 to #1 - hardtuner ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
it looks like that will be a monster in monster hunter.
User avatar #223 to #10 - thatnerdyguy (12/08/2012) [-]
Actually, the Tarrasque is a creature from Dungeons and Dragons, of which only only one exists.
It's ridiculously hard to kill and if you do manage it, it'll usually come back to life anyway.
I don't see why the thumbs down just because you didn't know that...
User avatar #228 to #223 - hardtuner ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
i said, it LOOKS like a monster that will be (i mean could) in monster hunter, and is it really that hard to kill the damn thing?
#229 to #228 - thatnerdyguy (12/08/2012) [-]
Heck you're right about that. I don't know why, but when I saw your comment it had 2 thumbs down.

And yeah, it's pretty damned hard: http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/tarrasque.htm

Approximately 858 hit points (just an average, can be more);
Armor Class of 35 (what you need to roll on a 20 sided die [including modifiers] to actually do damage);
Damage reduction 15/epic (meaning unless you're using an epic weapon, your attack will do 15 damage less than normal);
Immunity to fire, poison, disease, energy drain, and ability damage;
Regeneration 40 (meaning it heals 40 hit points every round [a round is about 6 seconds]);
Spell resistance 32 (making it really, really tough to use magic on);
And it can swallow you whole if it grabs you.
User avatar #230 to #229 - hardtuner ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
holy ****** **** . i think i just shat my pants.
#231 to #230 - thatnerdyguy (12/08/2012) [-]
Yeah, it's pretty much made to be the toughest thing in the Monster Manual (at least the first one anyway).

But that doesn't mean it can't be cute! Chibitarrasque!
User avatar #232 to #231 - hardtuner ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
btw, did you play mh3 or mh3rd?
User avatar #233 to #232 - thatnerdyguy (12/08/2012) [-]
Nope, I only ever tried one MH game (I think it was Freedom Unite), and I couldn't figure out how to do like anything.
I'm not sure I've ever sucked at a game that much before.
#234 to #233 - hardtuner ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
yeah, it's a really hard game to understand the monster hunter games, but there is a last game boss. name is alatreon. never fought him bur he is the last boss. and i can't even kill the village last boss wich is weaker than him.
looks like that.
#235 to #234 - thatnerdyguy (12/08/2012) [-]
Yeah, I have one friend who's actually good at it, and he's like amazing at all video games.
Looks like a Red Dragon. Does it breathe fire?
User avatar #236 to #235 - hardtuner ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
not only fire, also lighting, ice and dragon element (i don't know what effect it inflicts because i never fought him. and the worst thing is he doesn't get exhausted and doesn't run or fly away within the first 25 minutes, after that he gets bored.
User avatar #237 to #236 - thatnerdyguy (12/08/2012) [-]
Well **** , that does sound hard. Wait, how big is he? I may have seen that friend try to fight him before, and even he was unsuccessful because of that time limit.
#238 to #237 - hardtuner ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
about that big, a monster doesn't have to be big and be hard.
User avatar #239 to #238 - thatnerdyguy (12/08/2012) [-]
Naturally, but based on that, I think it was that thing he was fighting. Damn.
So it seems to me that Monster Hunter would be kind of like D&D, but with more fantasy and less realism than a version like 3.5...so like Pathfinder maybe.
Maybe I should try it again.
User avatar #240 to #239 - hardtuner ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
D&D is more like WoW, but monster hunter has a bit less fantasy i think. i haven't played D&D enough to say, and i don't know what game i can compare monste hunter with. and you should definitly try it again, and just read the hunter notes. it has some usefull info about your weapons and such.
User avatar #241 to #240 - thatnerdyguy (12/08/2012) [-]
Maybe, but **** WoW, I'm paying $15 a month XD
Alright, I'll check that out and give it a try. Maybe I'll be able to finish the tutorial this time :)
User avatar #243 to #241 - hardtuner ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
and also, **** WoW, didn't like it that much anyway.
User avatar #242 to #241 - hardtuner ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
wait, you mean to say freedom unites has a tutorial? you lucky ass, my tutorial was ******* die alot until you learn. mh3 also has something funny i discovered fequently, the large monsters have personality's, like aggressive or defensive.
User avatar #244 to #242 - thatnerdyguy (12/08/2012) [-]
Yeah, it's got tutorial missions introducing different aspects of the game, but the final one involves an actual hunt, and I couldn't beat that one.
I couldn't figure out how to use all the **** it gave me, like the explosives and stunning stuff and traps and whatnot. Pretty much all I could figure out how to do was fight it like normal, and even that was a little too hard because this thing was FAST.
#248 to #244 - hardtuner ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
a bit like this?
User avatar #250 to #248 - thatnerdyguy (12/09/2012) [-]
Quite possibly.
What I remember most about it is that it was too fast for me to do **** .
User avatar #245 to #244 - hardtuner ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
oh that kind of tutorial, yeah. and what monster are you talking about? maybe one that isn't in mh3?
User avatar #247 to #245 - thatnerdyguy (12/09/2012) [-]
I don't know, it was a while ago and I can't find anything on it, but if I recall correctly it looked like a velociraptor.
User avatar #213 to #1 - sirgawain (12/08/2012) [-]
You too? I've got the same problem, man.
User avatar #12 to #1 - RamzaBeoulve (12/08/2012) [-]
Are you ready for Tarrasquemas?
#9 to #1 - thatnerdyguy (12/07/2012) [-]
Balloon Tarrasque ********** .
User avatar #222 to #9 - krasnogvardiech (12/08/2012) [-]
OH **** ****** WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NOW IT CAN FLY, YOU FOOL!
#224 to #222 - thatnerdyguy (12/08/2012) [-]
All according to plan...
#225 to #224 - krasnogvardiech (12/08/2012) [-]
Ah, screw it. Merry Tarrasquemas, everybody.
#226 to #225 - thatnerdyguy (12/08/2012) [-]
That's amazing.
Sadly the only Tarrasque picture I have left is this 3rd level kill plan.
#2 to #1 - chamillitary ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
yep, i'm enjoing it.
yep, i'm enjoing it.
#136 - facadeon (12/08/2012) [-]
cum here
#137 to #136 - facadeon (12/08/2012) [-]
come closa..
#138 to #137 - facadeon (12/08/2012) [-]
..closa...
#156 to #139 - anon (12/08/2012) [-]
got me 500%
#23 - alucord (12/08/2012) [-]
its not the same without the struggle
#36 to #34 - ikezawahanako (12/08/2012) [-]
T-That .gif makes e-everyone laugh.
User avatar #47 to #36 - dreadscythe ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
source of picture... and GO
#80 to #47 - feelythefeel (12/08/2012) [-]
Boku No Reverse Google Image Search, the visual novel.
#22 - fuckyeahpidgey (12/08/2012) [-]
>MFW I'm neutral towards these comics and I see all the butthurt
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#4 - teseus (12/07/2012) [-]
If you are living with a guy and you don't remember anything after a night of heavy drinking yet you wake up with a pain in the ass, don't believe him when he says that you fell on your butt... he lies.
#78 - Sylphion (12/08/2012) [-]
Considering the amount of sex based humour, might as well name the comics 'The Sexcapades of Tardaasa".

Good stuff, though!
User avatar #91 to #86 - raikoninja (12/08/2012) [-]
Dat Anti-Mage.
#92 to #91 - heeveejeevees (12/08/2012) [-]
Mmm, you like it don't you?
#75 - feelythefeel (12/08/2012) [-]
I can't tell whether it seems small is because it is, or if I'm just going blind.
I can't tell whether it seems small is because it is, or if I'm just going blind.
User avatar #84 to #75 - guiguito (12/08/2012) [-]
*cough* enlarge *cough*
#88 to #84 - feelythefeel (12/08/2012) [-]
I'm aware of that, I'm simply questioning why this one is so much smaller than the others.
I'm aware of that, I'm simply questioning why this one is so much smaller than the others.
User avatar #94 to #88 - guiguito (12/08/2012) [-]
k
#194 - thelamalord (12/08/2012) [-]
i like his way of thinking
i like his way of thinking
User avatar #11 - tacoiiimaniac (12/08/2012) [-]
Holy **** , you made a comic where no mouths were extremely ****** up!
#208 - nicktheslayer (12/08/2012) [-]
While I never laugh at these, don't stop. They're still above average on the comedy level here, I think, and I the fact that it's OC makes it completely worth while.

I love them. :)
#192 - skwirl (12/08/2012) [-]
You're really making strides in your comics. This one I'm pretty sure I have a slight idea as to what you intended the joke to be.
User avatar #103 - inconspicuouslemon (12/08/2012) [-]
Hello everyone.
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#122 to #103 - josieabby (12/08/2012) [-]
Well, hello to you too!
Well, hello to you too!
#28 - ascendedwings (12/08/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIHRIFpDXB4

Wanna know the best thing about unconscious chicks?
#29 to #28 - ascendedwings (12/08/2012) [-]
They can't say "no".
#31 - bobindun (12/08/2012) [-]
I can't help but think these comics only get thumbs because they are normally sexual? Doesn't mean they are no good though.
#39 to #31 - zomgroflmao (12/08/2012) [-]
radda radda.
#40 to #39 - rhiaanor (12/08/2012) [-]
I AGREE!... i mean, VENUSAUR
#76 to #40 - lolollo (12/08/2012) [-]
****		 man get it together!   
   
Er- I mean...VENUSAUR!
**** man get it together!

Er- I mean...VENUSAUR!
#200 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/08/2012) [-]
I hated this less than usual. Still no laugh, but I almost smirked. Keep working on it.
I hated this less than usual. Still no laugh, but I almost smirked. Keep working on it.
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