Bacon. . Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life... Based on that math, I should have died in 1782. Like Comment Sh Bacon ate died joke facebook doctors BS funny comedy humor Comeback
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Bacon

Doctors are saying that each
piece of bacon you eat takes 9
minutes off of your life...
Based on that math, I should
have died in 1782.
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masai on that math, you shoudve eaten 16, 421, 297
pieces of bacon.
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#14 - HypotheticalCynic (02/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Bitch while you were foolishly calculating bacon, we were eating it.
User avatar #15 - ilikeeatingcheese (02/18/2013) [-]
Couldn't eat that many. 16,421,296 maybe but not 16,421,297 thats just ridiculous
#27 - sharkdoodler (02/18/2013) [+] (45 replies)
i dont like bacon
#29 to #27 - theonewhoderps (02/18/2013) [-]
you are not human
You are one of the creatures FROM THE VOID!
#34 - ovencat (02/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Based on that math, I died 2 years ago.
#180 - suckerfish (02/19/2013) [+] (14 replies)
feed a 9min old new born baby bacon, just to see what will happen
#157 - soggytomatoe (02/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
HOLD THE 						****					 ON   
   
Bacon takes off 9 years of your life   
Smoking one cigarette takes off around 15 minutes    
Laughing for 1 minutes adds 2 minutes to your life   
   
15-9=6   
   
6/2=3   
   
   
Half Life 3 confirmed
HOLD THE **** ON

Bacon takes off 9 years of your life
Smoking one cigarette takes off around 15 minutes
Laughing for 1 minutes adds 2 minutes to your life

15-9=6

6/2=3


Half Life 3 confirmed
User avatar #59 - randomserb (02/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Every breath you take takes the amount of time it takes to take a breath off your life.
User avatar #42 - yamiyo (02/18/2013) [-]
Based on that math, I would have to know the exact moment of my -natural- death to begin subtracting from it.
#2 - mishaestrin (02/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#1 - nirtse (02/18/2013) [-]
#276 - omegadynasty ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
#212 - Keoul (02/19/2013) [-]
"Each piece"
What an extremely scientific amount.
User avatar #144 - nommonsterbaa (02/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Sounds like a pretty small amount of bacon to me.
#198 - corpsedolly (02/19/2013) [-]
Unless he's on epic meal time.
#160 - harryblazer (02/19/2013) [-]
thats called breakest
thats called breakest
#99 - niggerperson (02/18/2013) [+] (31 replies)
I honestly don't know how you guys can eat bacon you guys know it came from a living animal right? something had to die just so you can get some food there are other ways to eat fyi what if somebody ripped you from your home and cut your apart to get eaten
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