Bacon. . Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life... Based on that math, I should have died in 1782. Like Comment Sh Bacon ate died joke facebook doctors BS funny comedy humor Comeback
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Bacon

Doctors are saying that each
piece of bacon you eat takes 9
minutes off of your life...
Based on that math, I should
have died in 1782.
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masai on that math, you shoudve eaten 16, 421, 297
pieces of bacon.
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#14 - HypotheticalCynic (02/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Bitch while you were foolishly calculating bacon, we were eating it.
User avatar #15 - ilikeeatingcheese (02/18/2013) [-]
Couldn't eat that many. 16,421,296 maybe but not 16,421,297 thats just ridiculous
#27 - sharkdoodler (02/18/2013) [+] (45 replies)
i dont like bacon
#29 to #27 - theonewhoderps (02/18/2013) [-]
you are not human
You are one of the creatures FROM THE VOID!
#34 - ovencat (02/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Based on that math, I died 2 years ago.
#180 - suckerfish (02/19/2013) [+] (14 replies)
feed a 9min old new born baby bacon, just to see what will happen
#157 - soggytomatoe (02/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
HOLD THE 			****		 ON   
   
Bacon takes off 9 years of your life   
Smoking one cigarette takes off around 15 minutes    
Laughing for 1 minutes adds 2 minutes to your life   
   
15-9=6   
   
6/2=3   
   
   
Half Life 3 confirmed
HOLD THE **** ON

Bacon takes off 9 years of your life
Smoking one cigarette takes off around 15 minutes
Laughing for 1 minutes adds 2 minutes to your life

15-9=6

6/2=3


Half Life 3 confirmed
User avatar #59 - randomserb (02/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Every breath you take takes the amount of time it takes to take a breath off your life.
User avatar #42 - yamiyo (02/18/2013) [-]
Based on that math, I would have to know the exact moment of my -natural- death to begin subtracting from it.
#2 - mishaestrin (02/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#1 - nirtse (02/18/2013) [-]
#212 - Keoul (02/19/2013) [-]
"Each piece"
What an extremely scientific amount.
User avatar #144 - nommonsterbaa (02/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Sounds like a pretty small amount of bacon to me.
#198 - corpsedolly (02/19/2013) [-]
Unless he's on epic meal time.
#160 - harryblazer (02/19/2013) [-]
thats called breakest
thats called breakest
#207 - Zyklone (02/19/2013) [-]
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