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IF JESUS WAS NOT REAL
WHY ARE VAMPIRES AFRAID OF CROSSES?
CHECKMATE.
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Submitted: 12/14/2013
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#25 - jovisman (12/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#24 - fozzoul ONLINE (12/14/2013) [-]
Well, if someone came running at me with a cross yelling 						****					 at my face and then trying to drive a pole through my heart i would start hissing and screaming aswell.   
   
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Well, if someone came running at me with a cross yelling **** at my face and then trying to drive a pole through my heart i would start hissing and screaming aswell.

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User avatar #3 - CyrilKeir (12/14/2013) [+] (21 replies)
Is crazyolitis a vampire?
#7 to #6 - CyrilKeir (12/14/2013) [-]
You can't hide from me
You can't hide from me
#31 - unusualember (12/15/2013) [+] (23 replies)
It's because Jesus was a vampire. Crucifixion is one of the only things that can kill vampires, and seeing one of their most powerful slain like that gave all vampires a morbid fear of the instrument.
#1 - cjwers (12/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Made me think of this phrase
User avatar #49 - buttslol (12/15/2013) [-]
Because vampires are weak to the powers of faith, Read a book sometime.
#47 - dildobarbarian (12/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #59 to #47 - IamSofaKingdom (12/15/2013) [-]
I will never understand why an Atheist would bother with trivial things like this. They keep saying it is simply a disbelief in a higher power but they actively protest in ways to make it a religion. I don't understand why they don't simply ignore religion if that is their logic.
User avatar #43 - pepemex (12/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Atheists' logic falls appart like dominoes coming down like a house of cards.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jellybob ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
checkmate
#68 - anonymous (02/06/2014) [-]
because vampires are allergic to ********
User avatar #62 - slapchoppin (12/15/2013) [-]
isn't Jesus existing historical fact?

the whole him being the son of god is the thing thats disputed
User avatar #61 - konradkurze (12/15/2013) [-]
because theyre super allergic to ********
#58 - IamSofaKingdom (12/15/2013) [-]
There was a movie about Dracula where the story was the Judas became the original vampire and that explains why he cannot stand holy water, the cross (or silver in the case of this film). I thought it was a really interesting spin.
User avatar #50 - witlesswarrior (12/15/2013) [-]
Beacuse they fear that they themselves are make-believe just like... Well you know the rest
#45 - anonymous (12/15/2013) [-]
Because T stands for...
Time to leave?
#32 - anonymous (12/15/2013) [-]
because they where made of silver you twat
#2 - phantomfivefive (12/14/2013) [-]
Because vampires are not real either.

As an aside, In the Role Playing Game Vampire the Masquerade, it wasn't the cross that repels a vampire, but the religious belief in that the higher power attached to the holy item will protect them.

In said game, I was in a LARP(Live Action Role Play) with a large group that had one small group that didn't like me for some reason. Last character I played, as they killed all the other ones, was a human that could not be killed. They didn't know that as I was using an ability called "True Faith" to repel them away with what ever holy item I wanted as the ability was not attached to any one religion.

One night the group of jerks get me away from my messenger bag of holy items with the intent to try to kill me. Thinking fast, I pick up a catalog from the table, and, in the biggest voice I can muster, I yell "THE POWER OF AVON COMPELS YOU!!" They all laugh, the Game Master rules in my favor, and I use crappy cosmetics and cheap gifts to get them running.

Best game night ever.

TLR - In an RPG, Repelled vampires using an AVON catalog in place of a bible.
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