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User avatar #307 to #14 - xgokaru (01/08/2016) [-]
Damn Scarra got really good at doing hair.
#287 to #14 - balor (01/08/2016) [-]
>Katana

That's a bitch sword compare to the based god of all bladed weaponry, the Claymore.
User avatar #313 to #287 - abbieru ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
wow
I thought the Katana was the sharpest of weapons, but you just proved that nothing can beat your edge.
#324 to #313 - balor (01/08/2016) [-]
Sharpness isn't the only thing.

The claymore is sharp enough to through down with just about anything.

The claymore also has better reach than a katana. Also, the straighter blade makes it more effective against heavy armor because it has better piercing ability than the curved blade of the katana which was made more for slashing motions and stabbing lightly armored opponents.

I don't give a **** how sharp it is, european longswords, the claymore in particular, are much better than a katana.

If the weeaboos wanna dislike my comments and call me edgy, so be it
User avatar #327 to #324 - abbieru ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
I just called you an edgelord, you bright dip
#328 to #327 - balor (01/08/2016) [-]
I'm pretty good with swords, so I would definitely agree with that statement.
#294 to #287 - ygdosst ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
I should know what I’m talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that’s about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I’m pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That’s right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen
#301 to #294 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
weeaboo
#302 to #301 - ygdosst ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
ITT: people who have never seen an age old copypasta
#291 to #287 - tomatoesauce (01/08/2016) [-]
**tomatoesauce used "*roll picture*"**
**tomatoesauce rolled image** **** the claymore.
#325 to #291 - balor (01/08/2016) [-]
**** ye self first lad
User avatar #283 to #14 - mrsixinch (01/07/2016) [-]
How do you even find out you can do this?
User avatar #263 to #14 - rolexus (01/07/2016) [-]
that's so ******* gangster
#239 to #14 - lionti ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Kill Bill Vol 3 looks fantastic!
User avatar #201 to #14 - ashirt (01/07/2016) [-]
love the worried look of the girl beside them
User avatar #186 to #14 - jokersaysamuseme (01/07/2016) [-]
When your hair game is too strong.
User avatar #183 to #14 - elmirbuljubasic (01/07/2016) [-]
admin i know it's hard to keep the servers up, but please stop doing this.
User avatar #179 to #14 - ponieskilledmyacc (01/07/2016) [-]
Just a friendly reminder that hair is a bitch to cut, that being said, that one hell of a sharp sword.
User avatar #117 to #14 - nowthatsedgy (01/07/2016) [-]
that feel when all you wanted was a cut and you get a ex-samurai as your hairdresser
User avatar #62 to #14 - antideadra (01/07/2016) [-]
"The Tale Of the Last Gay Hairdresser"
User avatar #246 to #62 - aidnyan (01/07/2016) [-]
idk man did you see his hair it might cancel out the rad sword ****
User avatar #37 to #14 - youngneil ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Cutting Hair With Swords And Fire
I don't really get why this is a thing, but it's pretty neat.
#280 to #37 - fralvar ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
GIF
**fralvar used "*roll picture*"**
**fralvar rolled image** Spanish people, we like make thing by the good way, the man way...that it's basically the crazyest and stupid way, thats way we eat the 80% of a pig in only lunch or have our own russians (even they have their strange not-latin languaje), and we bannished Muslims before it was popular
User avatar #164 to #37 - jakotad (01/07/2016) [-]
I used to shave the sides and back of my head with a knife and shorten the too, but this guy is terrifying.
#21 to #14 - loganmadder (01/07/2016) [-]
>mfw i thought he would swing the katana to cut her hair
User avatar #33 to #21 - smartythechicken (01/07/2016) [-]
nah nah nah ************ that aint no katana, katana is a two handed sword. i think one handed is called wakizashi.
#290 to #33 - sweetjessierose (01/08/2016) [-]
You're right in that it's a wakizashi, however the daito katana is not necessarily a two handed weapon - it can be used one handed, and I found I preferred nito ken to straight up single sword sparring when I was doing martial arts in my youth (pic isn't me, just shows what nito ken is) yes, confirmed weeb here
#213 to #33 - drewjitsu (01/07/2016) [-]
I'm not sure that's accurate. I'd have to look into it, but I thought that the length of the blade (just blade, not overall) was the single distinction.
User avatar #165 to #33 - jakotad (01/07/2016) [-]
Might be a tanto, but I'm no expert on eastern swords.
User avatar #292 to #165 - sweetjessierose (01/08/2016) [-]
Tanto is a dagger. Shoto/wakizashi is sort of a half-size daito, which is usually just called a katana
#166 to #165 - smartythechicken (01/07/2016) [-]
tanto is more of a knifey size.
here, see for yourself
User avatar #167 to #166 - jakotad (01/07/2016) [-]
Thanks for the correction, all I knew was that it was of a smaller variety.
#135 to #33 - borderlineparanoid (01/07/2016) [-]
NEEEEEEEEEEEERD
#105 to #33 - rishnock (01/07/2016) [-]
Oh my god try harder you ******* weeab.
#278 to #105 - skorchy (01/07/2016) [-]
Funnyjunk, a place where we support someone who was being arrogant.
User avatar #319 to #278 - rishnock (01/08/2016) [-]
Did someone say ?
#108 to #105 - smartythechicken (01/07/2016) [-]
not a weeb, i think anime is **** aswell and belongs in the trash. im just kinda interested in different cultures, and i happen to have an interest in melee weapons (or just weapons in general, and also armor) aswell.
also, dont call weebs weeabs, because there are no abs in a weeb. don't you agree?¨

pic 100% unrelated, it's an ulu knife, used for skinning animals more efficiently
i bet you thought i was for combat, didnt you
******* noob
User avatar #284 to #108 - mrsixinch (01/07/2016) [-]
Looks like a mezzaluna, an Italian knife used for herbs
#227 to #108 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
I thought it was for cutting herbs
User avatar #190 to #108 - drpenguinz ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
acting like you cant use it for combat
"stones are made to lay on the ground...you arent supposed to throw them"
User avatar #192 to #190 - smartythechicken (01/07/2016) [-]
okay okay, its DESIGNED to skin animals. of course you can use almost anything in a combat situation, but not everything is designed specifically to kill humans.
you wouldn't use a rifle or a katana to skin an animal either, but you could. it would just look severely retarded.
User avatar #194 to #192 - drpenguinz ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
on the other hand i heard there are idiots swords to cut hair *implying*
User avatar #193 to #192 - drpenguinz ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
>rifle to skin an animal
will be difficult indeed


#140 to #108 - nykis (01/07/2016) [-]
>anime is trash
Don't try so hard
User avatar #161 to #140 - smartythechicken (01/07/2016) [-]
>dont try so hard
i assume you are saying that saying "anime is trash" is only something thats true on reddit.
you are wrong
anime is trash everywhere
#178 to #161 - nykis (01/07/2016) [-]
You missed the point entirely
#182 to #178 - smartythechicken (01/07/2016) [-]
>anime is trash
>dont try so hard
>anime is still trash
>you missed the point
well so tell me the point god dammit

also, did you REALLY think you couldn't fap to a knife? you can now.
#197 to #182 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
GIF
#119 to #108 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (01/07/2016) [-]
Well I mean **** , this would make some pretty cool off hand addition to a rapier/arming sword.

User avatar #168 to #119 - zaywoot (01/07/2016) [-]
it would be ******* **** at it, the reason a dagger is useful with a rapier is because it can catch the rapier between the blade and quillons the things that make up the crossguard and it enables you to beat the rapier blade away with a sideswing of the dagger

That skinning knife would be absolutely useless for that
#271 to #168 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (01/07/2016) [-]
If you can catch the blade between something like that, then you can sure as hell use what is practically an axe head to block the sword as well. And if you get into the punching distance...
User avatar #305 to #271 - zaywoot (01/08/2016) [-]
but the point of rapiers is to stay out of punching distance, if you get into punching distance, both of you will end up with a dagger in your guts.

Besides the left hand dagger, or main gauche or whatever you wanna call them, people did also use bucklers with rapiers, but daggers were more popular, they work better against a thrustcentric weapon, it's the triangle shape, the angle between the blade and quillon that you use to manipulate the opponents blade, and a buckler isnt as good at doing that, and that skinning knife would be useless at it. Yes you could beat a rapier to the side with the skinning knife, and you could with a buckler, and get within punching distance and you can punch in a big gash in a person, but nobody would wanna do that, when they are given a much better tool for the job - you can hammer a nail into a piece of wood with a spade as well, doesn't mean it's a good idea to do so.
User avatar #176 to #168 - smartythechicken (01/07/2016) [-]
*clapclapclap*
my *****
User avatar #162 to #119 - smartythechicken (01/07/2016) [-]
what's an off hand edition
#174 to #162 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
And you said you knew so much.
User avatar #175 to #174 - smartythechicken (01/07/2016) [-]
i do
i just didnt know an off hand edition was called an off hand edition
User avatar #188 to #175 - zaywoot (01/07/2016) [-]
to be fair, he did write addition
#23 to #21 - dislikinator (01/07/2016) [-]
Yeah. He clearly isn't the real Kim Jong-un.
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