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    #3 - monkeybrains
    Reply+82
    (07/20/2013)[-]
    Calling Marines Soldiers is like calling a Japanese person a Korean. They may look the same to you, but it's completely different and is guaranteed to piss them off.
    Calling Marines Soldiers is like calling a Japanese person a Korean. They may look the same to you, but it's completely different and is guaranteed to piss them off.
    #95 to #3 - cdlogan 
    Reply+1
    (07/21/2013)[-]
    Guess who signs their checks.   
Only relevant navy-ish picture
    Guess who signs their checks.
    Only relevant navy-ish picture
    #98 to #95 - monkeybrains
    Reply0
    (07/21/2013)[-]
    Yep. One of my favorite ways to bust my Marine buddy's balls it to tell him that.
    Yep. One of my favorite ways to bust my Marine buddy's balls it to tell him that.
    #100 to #98 - cdlogan 
    Reply+1
    (07/21/2013)[-]
    Were you in the Navy?   
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    Were you in the Navy?
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    #101 to #100 - monkeybrains
    Reply0
    (07/21/2013)[-]
    Nah. I'm active duty Army. Friend of mine from when I graduated joined the Marines out of High School while I went Army.
    Nah. I'm active duty Army. Friend of mine from when I graduated joined the Marines out of High School while I went Army.
    #102 to #101 - cdlogan 
    Reply+1
    (07/21/2013)[-]
    Army? I'm so sorry. You guys Ain't Real Marines Yet.   
Anyway, Thank you for your service.
    Army? I'm so sorry. You guys Ain't Real Marines Yet.
    Anyway, Thank you for your service.
    #86 to #3 - xnotcreative
    Reply0
    (07/21/2013)[-]
    Anyone would get pissed off if they were related to the Japs.

    Seriously, how would you feel if you were related to a group of autistic kids?
    #93 to #86 - monkeybrains
    Reply+1
    (07/21/2013)[-]
    I've been telling people for a while now it's the radiation. I mean, how else do you explain this?
    I've been telling people for a while now it's the radiation. I mean, how else do you explain this?
    #94 to #93 - xnotcreative
    Reply0
    (07/21/2013)[-]
    That makes sense because they were actually cool before the atomic bombs.
    #75 to #3 - anon id: a64616bc
    Reply0
    (07/21/2013)[-]
    who the **** cares *******, theyv are still lazy americunts
    #64 to #3 - benstillerphaqqot
    Reply0
    (07/21/2013)[-]
    May I ask why? We don't have marines in New Zealand so I'm quite oblivious.
    #58 to #3 - vepevellu
    Reply+22
    (07/21/2013)[-]
    Calling us Chariot archers soldiers is like calling a Babylonian a Libyan. They may look the same to you, but it is completely different and is guaranteed to raise Anubis' wrath.
    Calling us Chariot archers soldiers is like calling a Babylonian a Libyan. They may look the same to you, but it is completely different and is guaranteed to raise Anubis' wrath.
    #97 to #58 - monkeybrains
    Reply0
    (07/21/2013)[-]
    That's beautiful.
    That's beautiful.
    #57 to #3 - omenaaa
    Reply+11
    (07/21/2013)[-]
    "A soldier is one who fights as part of an organized land-based armed force"
    Marines are soldiers.
    #82 to #57 - anon id: 6792981f
    Reply0
    (07/21/2013)[-]
    Marines aren't traditionally land-based, they're amphibious, thus marines.
    User avatar#73 to #57 - ishalltroll
    Reply-6
    (07/21/2013)[-]
    Well, no. Marines are Marines.
    #38 to #3 - anon id: 1b949fd6
    Reply0
    (07/21/2013)[-]
    Thats what happens when retarded amuricans start to invent stupid terms etc.Everywhere in the world a person in military service does not matter his branch can be called soldier but meanwhile in glorious murica only the army branch is "soldiers"
    User avatar#31 to #3 - theoriginalbastard
    Reply0
    (07/21/2013)[-]
    Oohrah I loved that.
    #32 to #31 - monkeybrains
    Reply-3
    (07/21/2013)[-]
    Oorah to you, hooah to me. Active Duty Army here.
    Oorah to you, hooah to me. Active Duty Army here.
    User avatar#108 to #32 - theoriginalbastard
    Reply+2
    (07/25/2013)[-]
    You know, I always call you guys Army bitches but really, we're all service members and it's not that big of deal. We've all given everything to serve our country and were all willing to give the ultimate sacrifice.

    So thank you, Soldier.
    User avatar#109 to #108 - monkeybrains
    Reply0
    (07/25/2013)[-]
    Yeah, it's all just joking around, really. Like how brothers and sisters fight.
    User avatar#26 to #3 - staviemagee
    Reply0
    (07/21/2013)[-]
    Thank you. Before reading you comment my jimmies were like a tree's leaves in the breeze.
    #29 to #26 - jeengak
    Reply0
    (07/21/2013)[-]
    im never gonna ask for info on FJ again. All i get is a sea of red thumbs
    im never gonna ask for info on FJ again. All i get is a sea of red thumbs
    User avatar#9 to #3 - jeengak
    Reply+1
    (07/21/2013)[-]
    i dont get why calling them soldiers would piss them off? my understanding of the word "soldier" applies to anyone who is in the army and the word "marines" is a division within the army. I would love to be cleared up of any misunderstanding Thx
    #10 to #9 - monkeybrains
    Reply+2
    (07/21/2013)[-]
    The Army and Marines are two completely different branches. No relation between the two division wise. Soldier is the term for someone in the Army and Marine is the term for someone in the Marine Corps. The closest you would be is that the Marines and Navy work essentially hand-in-hand. I'm a Soldier so I don't know anything more than the basics when it comes to the Marine/Navy dynamic.
    The Army and Marines are two completely different branches. No relation between the two division wise. Soldier is the term for someone in the Army and Marine is the term for someone in the Marine Corps. The closest you would be is that the Marines and Navy work essentially hand-in-hand. I'm a Soldier so I don't know anything more than the basics when it comes to the Marine/Navy dynamic.
    User avatar#11 to #10 - jeengak
    Reply+1
    (07/21/2013)[-]
    I see, i always thought you would start off as a regular soldier then receive more training to become a marine. Thanks for clearing that up!
    User avatar#14 to #11 - thegraypist
    Reply+2
    (07/21/2013)[-]
    The army and marines go through separate training. The reason it will piss off marines when called soldiers is because there has always been kind of a rivalry between the army and the marine corps. Marines will call army pussies and the army will call the marines a bunch of dumb grunts. It's fun and friendly.
    User avatar#16 to #14 - jellykuba
    Reply+2
    (07/21/2013)[-]
    To my experience the marines and soldiers I talked to didn't much care what they were called, the ones that did were generally known as the dick heads by their respective branches. The one thing I did learn is never call a marine a boot unless you want to get your ass kicked.
    User avatar#18 to #16 - thegraypist
    Reply+1
    (07/21/2013)[-]
    Ha yeah that's one thing that will piss them off. I'm still in my school in the Marine Corps and I get called a boot once in a while by higher ranks. It doesn't really bother me. Not that I could do anything about it as a PFC anyway.
    User avatar#21 to #18 - vatra
    Reply0
    (07/21/2013)[-]
    To be fair if you are still in the training, you ARE a boot.
    User avatar#22 to #21 - thegraypist
    Reply0
    (07/21/2013)[-]
    For the most part, yeah.
    User avatar#23 to #22 - vatra
    Reply0
    (07/21/2013)[-]
    Anyone that hasn't been shipped off yet is unquestionably a boot, after that, only saltys have the right to call you that.
    #20 to #18 - jellykuba
    Reply+1
    (07/21/2013)[-]
    Here's to you getting lucky in fleet and not getting a dumb as hell Lieutenant that has spent less time in the corps then you have in paygrade.
    Here's to you getting lucky in fleet and not getting a dumb as hell Lieutenant that has spent less time in the corps then you have in paygrade.
    #6 to #3 - Cobaltsushi
    Reply+12
    (07/21/2013)[-]
    ITS THE LACK OF GOOD QUALITY PUSSY THAT PISSES PEOPLE OFF!
    ITS THE LACK OF GOOD QUALITY PUSSY THAT PISSES PEOPLE OFF!
    User avatar#13 to #6 - ihaveakeyboard
    Reply+4
    (07/21/2013)[-]
    I can't shake the fact that he looks just like support noob
    #8 to #6 - monkeybrains
    Reply+5
    (07/21/2013)[-]
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    (07/21/2013)[-]
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