Army. . I didn' t see you atthe % today!. Calling Marines Soldiers is like calling a Japanese person a Korean. They may look the same to you, but it's completely different and is guaranteed to piss them
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#107 - tenday (07/22/2013) [-]
no one has posted that Homer blending into bushes .gif yet? I'm both surprised and disappointed.
no one has posted that Homer blending into bushes .gif yet? I'm both surprised and disappointed.
#78 - johananas (07/21/2013) [-]
That would be "Marine trolling" you ******* .
User avatar #76 - scorpionkingabcd (07/21/2013) [-]
That's not the army..... Its the marines
User avatar #65 - hudis ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
This is ridiculous. Does the distinction even matter? It all comes down to men with guns either way.
#79 to #65 - anonymous (07/21/2013) [-]
How is the marine not part of the army?
#77 to #65 - velocidex (07/21/2013) [-]
it's all about killstreaks
#69 to #65 - Aleafe ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
I want to ****** you with knife hands
User avatar #71 to #69 - hudis ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
That is even more ridiculous.
User avatar #67 to #65 - ishalltroll (07/21/2013) [-]
Tell that to a Marine.
I dare you.
User avatar #60 - voltkills ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
ive got to say FJ, this is one of the most bizarre flame wars ive ever seen on the site, why does it really matter to all you military people?
User avatar #70 to #60 - Aleafe ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
because marines go through absolute hell to be called a marine. just look at the numbers between the army and the usmc
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User avatar #66 to #60 - mutzaki (07/21/2013) [-]
My take on it is that they feel entitled to that level of respect that everyone should know exactly what their uniforms look like, what they do, and all the other little unimportant differences that no one but them and the people sucking their dicks, really cares about.
#74 to #66 - angusmansg (07/21/2013) [-]
i think you had a good argument going in the begining but then you ruined any chances you had of a good argument with that last part
User avatar #81 to #74 - mutzaki (07/21/2013) [-]
I was just expressing my beliefs. "People sucking their dicks" was crudely put, but I simply meant the people that despite not being a member of a military entity, still think they deserve that same level of unrealistic respect.
#85 to #81 - angusmansg (07/21/2013) [-]
i never said you were wrong i just said you ruined your own argument
User avatar #55 - ichtudirweh (07/21/2013) [-]
This is the ******* Marine Corps boots and utes, how dare you call this the Army Uniform.
#49 - aswenger (07/21/2013) [-]
What movie is this from?
User avatar #47 - gjtz (07/21/2013) [-]
As if anyone cares, MAR PAT is Marine Corps. camouflage.
If this was Army;
A: they would all be wearing A(rmy) C(ombat) U(niform), that hideous digital crap, and
B: an Army Drill Sergeant is referred to as such, Drill Sergeant. Marine Drill Instructors are referred to as "Sir," a title reserved for officers in the military.

User avatar #63 to #47 - therealtjthemedic (07/21/2013) [-]
>ACU
>disgusting
User avatar #68 to #63 - ishalltroll (07/21/2013) [-]
Doesn't work for **** , but looks fancy and modern as everyday gear.
(Using ACU pattern messenger bag for school)
User avatar #53 to #47 - theoriginalzombie (07/21/2013) [-]
MARPAT is digital too
User avatar #48 to #47 - gjtz (07/21/2013) [-]
Dammit, that last military was meant to be Army.
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User avatar #44 - hazmaat (07/21/2013) [-]
Marpat uniforms,
and I from what I can see with the resolution that's a staff sergeant. Enlisted rank, not an officer that would be called sir.
#39 - tasomo (07/21/2013) [-]
You can always tell Marines from other branches when in camo because Marines roll their sleeves so the inside shows whereas AF/Army/Navy roll theirs so the outside shows. Unless it's a Navy Corpsman (medic) then they are also allowed to roll their sleeves Marine-style.
User avatar #43 to #39 - lcpldata (07/21/2013) [-]
We stopped rolling sleeves like a year ago. I miss how good they made us look.
#45 to #43 - tasomo (07/21/2013) [-]
You're ******** me. They stopped rolling sleeves??

Glad I got out when I did.
User avatar #54 to #45 - theoriginalzombie (07/21/2013) [-]
Ready for a bigger shock? MARPAT is either being phased out OR being made standard issue across all branches by 2018. I don't know which is worse. The plus side is that if all branches go back to the same pattern, CMC would be an idiot NOT to reinstate rolled up sleeves
#99 to #54 - gerfunkel (07/21/2013) [-]
Congress is trying to push MARpat on all the other branches, along with instating a new jungle/tropical camo. The CMC definitly won't ever reinstate rolled sleeves, just like he won't kill the tattoo policy. "Too much time and effort spent to go back to the ways we were." It's a god damn air wing conspiracy man
#106 to #99 - tasomo (07/21/2013) [-]
I....I've got nothing. "Hey, you know how we at least had defining characteristics that set you apart from other services to at least give you something to take pride in while even the Salvation Army had a bigger budget than you? Yeah, we're just gonna nix that but keep making you deal with the cheapest **** possible because, as always, **** you that's why."

If they were going to turn the Corps into the other branches the least they could've done was give us a bigger budget instead of saying "Adapt and overcome" every ******* day because nothing ever worked unless we jury-rigged it so much it defied physics.
#28 - rdobet (07/21/2013) [-]
Can someone explain why the branches of the armed forces hate each other? I never understood this. It just seems like a stupid dick measuring contest really.
User avatar #42 to #28 - lcpldata (07/21/2013) [-]
Well its like having siblings, they are your brothers and you love them but sometimes they get on your nerves. Theres always that one that gets the better toys. Like your stuck with pong and they get a new computer. And even though you have your own name, you all get the name of soldier.
User avatar #83 to #42 - jackNit (07/21/2013) [-]
Actually, we all get separate names; Marine, Sailor, Soldier, and Airman.
User avatar #103 to #83 - lcpldata (07/21/2013) [-]
No **** , but to most ignorant civilians that dont know the difference, we get called soldier. When i go home people call me army man or soldier. BITCH IM A MARINE!
#41 to #28 - anonymous (07/21/2013) [-]
they dont hate each other all the branches respect each other and know that the mission cant be accomplished without the cooperation of each branch. just dont ******* get them mixed up
User avatar #40 to #28 - caesarslegion (07/21/2013) [-]
Dick flailing and rivalry, it's just the way it is. Honestly we don't 'hate' each other, we just like to think that our branch is superior to all the others.

Glorious Navy Master Race here.
#84 to #40 - powerfapping (07/21/2013) [-]
"NAVY" :

N eed
A ny
V aseline
Y et?
User avatar #37 to #28 - defender (07/21/2013) [-]
most of it isn't hate it's a friendly rivalry
User avatar #33 to #28 - longlivemongo (07/21/2013) [-]
Yeah that's pretty much it. Its the whole "we're bigger, badder and better at everything than you are" thing. Mostly its in good fun, might get a bit rowdy, sometimes it gets out of hand.
User avatar #59 to #33 - ookamicrimson (07/21/2013) [-]
Haha exactly, I've met three of the branches. Each one explained thier job or jobs they had while in service as well how another branch helped out during a mission. So ultimatley its the person wearing the uniform doing the ******* . As far as I know they are all trained to have discipline and respect for everyone else.
#27 - ventriloquist (07/21/2013) [-]
>20 comments flaming about them being marines

>0 saying how to distinguish


#87 to #27 - powerfapping (07/21/2013) [-]
Marines roll their sleeves so that the inside of the material is showing. The rest of the armed forces roll their sleeves so the outside is showing. Also, army recruits address their drill sergeants as such, ie: "Yes Drill Sergeant!" The marines are the branch which refers to their drill instructors as "Sir". Also, those are marine uniforms. They are different from the Army's. And the difference is very noticeable.
User avatar #34 to #27 - LtMcG ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
The uniform
#56 to #34 - ventriloquist (07/21/2013) [-]
Yes, and you can tell bulldogs apart from rottweilers by their looks, thanks
User avatar #25 - spoogle (07/21/2013) [-]
Camouflage practice.
User avatar #24 - anthonyd (07/21/2013) [-]
**** you, ******* . Those are my beloved Jarheads! Ooh-Rah!
User avatar #30 to #24 - theoriginalbastard (07/21/2013) [-]
Semper Fi, Marine
#19 - anonymous (07/21/2013) [-]
******* do u even american
#17 - switchblayde ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
As an ex-army veteran, I'm disgusted and offended you would call THIS army. Thats as bad as calling me a Marine.
As an ex-army veteran, I'm disgusted and offended you would call THIS army. Thats as bad as calling me a Marine.
#35 to #17 - anonymous (07/21/2013) [-]
shut up grunt
#36 to #35 - switchblayde ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
Grunts are infantry. I was a mechanic, 						*********					.
Grunts are infantry. I was a mechanic, ********* .
User avatar #72 to #36 - ishalltroll (07/21/2013) [-]
>Implying being a mechanic is better than being infantry.
Lol yeah.
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User avatar #91 to #62 - jackNit (07/21/2013) [-]
the marines original mission and the one that they'll return to after this war is amphibious assault. the army's is a land. they can both do each others job, but they specialize in separate types of combat.
the marine corps is also significantly smaller, they are under the navy in terms of funding, so they're given older weapons and ****** living quarters which just helps to piss them off and make them meaner.
also, every marine goes through additional combat training after boot camp, something that no other branch does.
User avatar #90 to #62 - propanex (07/21/2013) [-]
Marines work closely with the Navy, they are the fighting force of the navy (beach assaults mostly)
#7 - burgessb (07/21/2013) [-]
Die in a fire OP
User avatar #4 - binbunny (07/21/2013) [-]
Army has **** ACUs. The Corps has MARPAT. Learn.
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#3 - monkeybrains (07/20/2013) [-]
Calling Marines Soldiers is like calling a Japanese person a Korean. They may look the same to you, but it's completely different and is guaranteed to piss them off.
#95 to #3 - cdlogan (07/21/2013) [-]
Guess who signs their checks.
Only relevant navy-ish picture
#98 to #95 - monkeybrains (07/21/2013) [-]
Yep. One of my favorite ways to bust my Marine buddy's balls it to tell him that.
#100 to #98 - cdlogan (07/21/2013) [-]
Were you in the Navy?   
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Were you in the Navy?
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#101 to #100 - monkeybrains (07/21/2013) [-]
Nah. I'm active duty Army. Friend of mine from when I graduated joined the Marines out of High School while I went Army.
#102 to #101 - cdlogan (07/21/2013) [-]
Army? I'm so sorry. You guys Ain't Real Marines Yet.   
Anyway, Thank you for your service.
Army? I'm so sorry. You guys Ain't Real Marines Yet.
Anyway, Thank you for your service.
#86 to #3 - xnotcreative (07/21/2013) [-]
Anyone would get pissed off if they were related to the Japs.

Seriously, how would you feel if you were related to a group of autistic kids?
#93 to #86 - monkeybrains (07/21/2013) [-]
I've been telling people for a while now it's the radiation. I mean, how else do you explain this?
#94 to #93 - xnotcreative (07/21/2013) [-]
That makes sense because they were actually cool before the atomic bombs.
#75 to #3 - anonymous (07/21/2013) [-]
who the **** cares ******* , theyv are still lazy **********
User avatar #64 to #3 - benstillerphaqqot ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
May I ask why? We don't have marines in New Zealand so I'm quite oblivious.
#58 to #3 - vepevellu (07/21/2013) [-]
Calling us Chariot archers soldiers is like calling a Babylonian a Libyan. They may look the same to you, but it is completely different and is guaranteed to raise Anubis' wrath.
#97 to #58 - monkeybrains (07/21/2013) [-]
That's beautiful.
That's beautiful.
User avatar #57 to #3 - omenaaa (07/21/2013) [-]
"A soldier is one who fights as part of an organized land-based armed force"
Marines are soldiers.
#82 to #57 - anonymous (07/21/2013) [-]
Marines aren't traditionally land-based, they're amphibious, thus marines.
User avatar #73 to #57 - ishalltroll (07/21/2013) [-]
Well, no. Marines are Marines.
#38 to #3 - anonymous (07/21/2013) [-]
Thats what happens when retarded amuricans start to invent stupid terms etc.Everywhere in the world a person in military service does not matter his branch can be called soldier but meanwhile in glorious murica only the army branch is "soldiers"
User avatar #31 to #3 - theoriginalbastard (07/21/2013) [-]
Oohrah I loved that.
#32 to #31 - monkeybrains (07/21/2013) [-]
Oorah to you, hooah to me. Active Duty Army here.
User avatar #108 to #32 - theoriginalbastard (07/25/2013) [-]
You know, I always call you guys Army bitches but really, we're all service members and it's not that big of deal. We've all given everything to serve our country and were all willing to give the ultimate sacrifice.

So thank you, Soldier.
User avatar #109 to #108 - monkeybrains (07/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's all just joking around, really. Like how brothers and sisters fight.
User avatar #26 to #3 - staviemagee (07/21/2013) [-]
Thank you. Before reading you comment my jimmies were like a tree's leaves in the breeze.
#29 to #26 - jeengak (07/21/2013) [-]
im never gonna ask for info on FJ again. All i get is a sea of red thumbs
#9 to #3 - jeengak (07/21/2013) [-]
i dont get why calling them soldiers would piss them off? my understanding of the word "soldier" applies to anyone who is in the army and the word "marines" is a division within the army. I would love to be cleared up of any misunderstanding Thx
#10 to #9 - monkeybrains (07/21/2013) [-]
The Army and Marines are two completely different branches. No relation between the two division wise. Soldier is the term for someone in the Army and Marine is the term for someone in the Marine Corps. The closest you would be is that the Marines and Navy work essentially hand-in-hand. I'm a Soldier so I don't know anything more than the basics when it comes to the Marine/Navy dynamic.
#11 to #10 - jeengak (07/21/2013) [-]
I see, i always thought you would start off as a regular soldier then receive more training to become a marine. Thanks for clearing that up!
User avatar #14 to #11 - thegraypist (07/21/2013) [-]
The army and marines go through separate training. The reason it will piss off marines when called soldiers is because there has always been kind of a rivalry between the army and the marine corps. Marines will call army pussies and the army will call the marines a bunch of dumb grunts. It's fun and friendly.
User avatar #16 to #14 - jellykuba (07/21/2013) [-]
To my experience the marines and soldiers I talked to didn't much care what they were called, the ones that did were generally known as the dick heads by their respective branches. The one thing I did learn is never call a marine a boot unless you want to get your ass kicked.
User avatar #18 to #16 - thegraypist (07/21/2013) [-]
Ha yeah that's one thing that will piss them off. I'm still in my school in the Marine Corps and I get called a boot once in a while by higher ranks. It doesn't really bother me. Not that I could do anything about it as a PFC anyway.
User avatar #21 to #18 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
To be fair if you are still in the training, you ARE a boot.
User avatar #22 to #21 - thegraypist (07/21/2013) [-]
For the most part, yeah.
User avatar #23 to #22 - vatra (07/21/2013) [-]
Anyone that hasn't been shipped off yet is unquestionably a boot, after that, only saltys have the right to call you that.
#20 to #18 - jellykuba (07/21/2013) [-]
Here's to you getting lucky in fleet and not getting a dumb as hell Lieutenant that has spent less time in the corps then you have in paygrade.
#6 to #3 - Cobaltsushi (07/21/2013) [-]
ITS THE LACK OF GOOD QUALITY ***** THAT PISSES PEOPLE OFF!
#13 to #6 - ihaveakeyboard (07/21/2013) [-]
I can't shake the fact that he looks just like support noob
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