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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#5 - lordgeneral
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(08/01/2014) [-]
******* bikini sluts
User avatar #19 to #5 - schnizel
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Looks good but I doubt she could fight.
#20 to #19 - lordgeneral
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I have a cubic ******** of them. I did a dump in /tabletop/ on my dndxplain account and didn't even post them all
User avatar #30 to #20 - crazylance
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Samurai? Hell yes.

I dunno why but I'm getting all in jumbles over samurai-related characters for some reason. I just like them in this current period.
#31 to #30 - lordgeneral
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inb4 yasuo
#32 to #31 - crazylance
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Nah man, nah. Yasuo (Or as I commonly call him, Yosi) is not for me. That hair weird and no shoes. Besides, his wall annoys me.

pic ain't armoured girl but I feel like I should have posted something
#33 to #32 - lordgeneral
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female taric
#34 to #33 - crazylance
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Yes.
User avatar #157 to #34 - lolzordz
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yoshimitsu?
User avatar #162 to #157 - crazylance
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I'm not sure that's Yoshimitsu in the picture. I just found it on Google while searching Cyber Samurai.

But on the contrary, Yoshimitsu is one badass samurai.
#35 to #34 - lordgeneral
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and poppy.
#36 to #35 - crazylance
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Yes my friend, YES!
#37 to #36 - lordgeneral
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and of course, adepta astartes.

p.s. I want the debonair skins in league
#75 to #37 - ohaibrooooh
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You damn heretic, it's Adepta Sororitas.

But yeah, they're plenty badass.
#38 to #37 - crazylance
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No matter what skin you throw at Ezreal, he is still gay with Taric.

But yeah, they are pretty great looking. Don't you have a Debonair Jayce skin?
User avatar #39 to #38 - lordgeneral
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a) luxreal is official
b) I'd have to have jayce.

I got high noon Yasuo from the mystery box
User avatar #40 to #39 - crazylance
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a) well ****
b) well ****

How much does a Mystery Box cost?
User avatar #41 to #40 - lordgeneral
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480 but they're not available anymore
#152 to #41 - brolaire
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they are available, they made them a permanent feature a while ago, what they keep announcing for limited periods is self mystery gifting, you can gift other people whenever you want
User avatar #42 to #41 - crazylance
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Scumbag Riot. Oh well.
Anyhoo, it's 1:02 AM here, I need sleep or else I'll feel like a corpse.
User avatar #21 to #20 - schnizel
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lel
I bet you do but I'm talking about how women can't be good in combat.
#22 to #21 - lordgeneral
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better than you, probably
User avatar #23 to #22 - schnizel
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>probably
Well, three things at least would keep them unable:
1.Their tits
2.Their muscle mass
3.Their mentality
User avatar #24 to #23 - lordgeneral
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>tits can be bound
>they can build muscle mass
>anyone can be trained for battle.
shun tsu proved this by training a group of concubines into an elite fighting force.
User avatar #25 to #24 - schnizel
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1.Well, tell your mother to grab a sword with both arms and put in right in from of her
2.Even women who train and are athletic have a 10%-20% weaker muscle mass than the average man
3.Yes, and you can eat from the floor but it is not advisable
Tsu trained them to show discipline and he cut two heads of for rack of discirpin, and I don't remember that he used them in battle.
#26 to #25 - lordgeneral
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he only beheaded one of them, and it was to show that if they failed to follow orders they'd be punished.
User avatar #27 to #26 - schnizel
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Y rack disciprin
*chop*
Had fun talking to you, see you around.
#28 to #27 - lordgeneral
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you too bro. see you in hell

jus' kiddin bby
User avatar #164 to #28 - lordgeneral
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reloyjerkins uwot m8
User avatar #11 to #5 - halor
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freaking casual, everyone knows higher level female armor covers less skin
#12 to #11 - lordgeneral
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>casul
>is dndxplain

k den.

that aside, I prefer my girls tomboyish and well armored
#48 to #5 - thiotez
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(08/01/2014) [-]
SOMEONE ******* GETS IT
User avatar #149 to #5 - teratorn
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Thats hot.
User avatar #6 to #5 - thechosentroll
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She just hasn't discovered her uterus power yet.
#29 to #5 - lordgeneral
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crazylance
#47 to #5 - easternigguh
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Real armors have curves
#109 to #47 - englman
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I love this
I love this
#8 - include
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Comment Picture
#52 to #8 - sorinshrouds
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Tch Tch!
#61 to #8 - ribocoon
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Comment Picture
#7 - thechosentroll
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I'd say this joke is beating a dead horse, but we've been beating it so hard, that gelatinous puddle we're still smacking can't even be identified as a horse anymore. We've been beating this **** for so long, the horse has started turning into crude oil.
I'd say this joke is beating a dead horse, but we've been beating it so hard, that gelatinous puddle we're still smacking can't even be identified as a horse anymore. We've been beating this **** for so long, the horse has started turning into crude oil.
#10 to #7 - kristofe
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however this joke allows us to beat other things if you catch my drift
User avatar #13 to #7 - letmetouchyourboob
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thing is, people still beat this dead joke. because this **** still ******* happens in games. i can garantie you the moment it stops happening in games, is the moment these jokes stop appearing
User avatar #112 to #13 - kameken
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Because we all know the internet would never joke about things that don't happen anymore.
User avatar #60 to #13 - penileburglar
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Then I can guarantee you that this joke will never stop,

because at no point will 'people who like boobs' and 'people who like video games' ever cease to significantly intersect.
#102 to #7 - norkas
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you're gonna get a lot of mileage outta this .gif right here.
you're gonna get a lot of mileage outta this .gif right here.
#111 to #7 - anon id: 423cf300
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but doesn't everybody love to beat their meat?
#59 to #7 - grandlordchicken
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Sounds like that horse needs some liberating!
#50 to #7 - freedombirdman
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here, have this
here, have this
#15 - headharvest
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#53 to #15 - smileulz
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#9 - kalagas
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Yay, this again.
#94 to #9 - cannibalvegan
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She has one testicle, though.

I kid.
User avatar #131 to #94 - zerpderp
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that only fuels my erection
#113 to #9 - electrickwalrus
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MASS Erect
User avatar #14 to #9 - sexyhimself
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*cough* Liara's best *cough cough*
#16 to #9 - thememegod
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Those hips,
Dat ass,

I could cut diamond with my dick right now.
#49 to #16 - kitarierose
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Take this.
#66 to #16 - anon id: 516a0045
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"I could cut diamond with my dick right now."

**** that's a fantastic line.
#43 - Sworley
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everyone knows about female warriors true power
User avatar #55 to #43 - thechosentroll
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Those are some very well-articulated barbarians.
#124 to #55 - dragmar
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They are gentlemen barbarians.
#51 - zaxzwim
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i've had this for the longest time
#1 - coolnamestaken
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It's where I'd be aiming.
#2 to #1 - ciacheczko [OP]
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Comment Picture
#4 to #2 - coolnamestaken
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See, you know what's up.
#62 - xcoreyx
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Oh no, video games using sex appeal to attract their target audience.
Oh no, video games being unrealistic.
It's so horrible.
User avatar #147 to #62 - lastweek
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How about "I farmed 20+ hours to finish this set, it's the best one in the game and it's just a bunch of strings that I can barely see".
#96 - hornyhonky
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depends on the game. On a side note, wouldn't wearing less armor at high levels be more along the lines of a show of skill and ability to evade attacks instead of rely on armor to block attacks? Something similar to a Spartan ideal?
User avatar #135 to #96 - twitwi
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aww yea guild wars
User avatar #114 to #96 - amusingusername
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There are different forms of skill some can dodge and be swift while others rely on being strong to block and endure hits, so ultimately it depends on what kind of character it was. Also that "Spartan ideal" where they charge into battle with little to no armor is a movie thing. The best spartan troops, the upper-class hoplites, wore plate chest armor and a helmet that were flat out made of bronze with a big ******* shield. Compared to the other troops of that time, they were one of the heaviest units around.
User avatar #120 to #96 - mrspookygunship
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Spartan? You mean ninjas.
#122 to #120 - ilikepatatas
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No, spartan, the dudes were almos naked
except for the shield and helmet it was almost no armor
#159 to #122 - thechosentroll
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Ugh, not really. Unless you're looking at 300, where the ******* basically wore banana hammocks for protection. Real spartans were hoplites. Hoplites were heavy infantry. Back then "heavy infantry" meant "covered in so much armor they can't run" - that's why it's called HEAVY infantry. That's why their shield wall was so effective - you're basically running into a massive wall of bronze, muscles and spears.
User avatar #142 to #122 - schneidend
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No, they wore armor.
User avatar #143 to #96 - schneidend
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Moving your body to maximize the effectiveness of your armor is also a skill. You're going to get struck eventually, and even a small cut could get infected and kill you slowly. Armor is best. If you're really fast, and know how to wear armor, that's better than just being fast.
#161 to #143 - anon id: b9f7bce4
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But why should my male assassin or rough or whatever you'd like to call it, be allowed to wear a full set of body (light) armor, and my female only allowed to wear a breast band and a thong? plus mask/cowel...