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#6 - VICTORx (02/15/2013) [-]
Ok, lets look at it this way. He clearly likes her. He either hasn't told her or expressed it himself (gifts alone aren't enough), or he did tell her and she doesn't like him back.
Well guess what, gifts don't guarantee a relationship or sex. Imagine if some girl you weren't attracted to bought you a watch and then expected you to give up the dick on the spot. It'd suck right?
Yeah, **** that **** . You want to get the girl? Don't "be there for her" when she's sad over some other guy she wants to be with. BE THE GUY SHE WANTS TO BE WITH. Consoling someone with the hope that it will make them want to **** you isn't nice, its creepy.
That being said, laughing at people with cocked-off social skills is an excellent pastime - pic related.
#10 to #6 - hudspud (02/15/2013) [-]
I'm looking at your picture and I can't even wrap my mind around the level of friend-zone that guy is in. He is either rich as hell or one of the stupidest people I've ever seen
User avatar #11 to #10 - jibb (02/15/2013) [-]
charm is her brother
User avatar #87 to #6 - sammyjankiis (02/15/2013) [-]
haha gifts mean something. How many gitls have you bough a nice necklace and a phone?
#146 to #6 - holmesc (02/15/2013) [-]
Damn that car looks sharp
User avatar #158 to #6 - wcar (02/15/2013) [-]
Problem is, I've been doing that my whole life. I only recently got my first gf in three years last September. Girls are not that easy to please. A lot of them just care about guys that will buy them material things. You cannot please them all. Believe me.
User avatar #208 to #6 - rieskimo (02/15/2013) [-]
Look, I agree with you on the friendzone thing. I'm a victim myself(as in a victim of myself) in the friendzone department. But I call " ******** " on the gifts thing. The only chick who is going to receive any gift over $20 or so and not think to herself "I think he wants something more" is a complete moron. I understand furthermore that chicks will knowingly receive gifts under that but not give in and suck the dude on the spot... I know that, I'm not an idiot it's an awkward situation for everyone involved. The only chicks that I've ever seen friendzone a guy and keep quiet and let the dumbass keep giving gifts(expensive or not) or complete and utter cunts. Chicks with half a heart will confront the guy if not for his sake than to keep from getting stalked, gifts from a "friend" come off as stalkerish after a little while. This needs to be said, because the whole nobody ever mentions how cunty it is to receive gifts from a lovestruck idiot and not confront him if they're not interested. It's simple "look you're a nice guy but..." that's really all that needs to be said, he'll get it from there the rest of the conversation is already going on in his head and he already hates life.

tl;dr receiving gifts from lovestruck shy guys is still a cunty thing to do.
User avatar #212 to #208 - rieskimo (02/15/2013) [-]
*are complete and utter cunts
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User avatar #128 to #36 - trampballs (02/15/2013) [-]
I'm not disputing this, but why did she call him her "bff" then? Surely she would have said something along the lines of "You are the best brother ever!"
#173 to #128 - jinkazama (02/15/2013) [-]
Some siblings are close friends. I think that is the case since he bought her a car.
User avatar #14 to #6 - icefried (02/15/2013) [-]
Maybe he has a ******* of money and the girl is his siter or something.
#21 to #14 - VICTORx (02/15/2013) [-]
One can hope, it's ambiguous there.
However, here, it is not.
#24 to #21 - gisuar (02/15/2013) [-]
that hurts my eyes
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#97 - suddenlypotatoes (02/15/2013) [-]
If that is her brother then you're a ******* for posting this
#107 to #97 - chargrilledawesom (02/15/2013) [-]
Oh god that video
"WHYYYYYY?!?!"
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"Cause you suck"
"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!"
User avatar #109 to #107 - eyemeralds (02/15/2013) [-]
May I have a link, good sir?
#113 to #111 - eyemeralds (02/15/2013) [-]
GREEEEEEEEEEEN
GREEEEEEEEEEEN
GREEEEEEEEEEEN
GREEEEEEEEEEEN

God, what the **** .
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#57 - coolcalx (02/15/2013) [-]
>thank you bro
>bro
"friendzone"

dude what. sounds more like brother/sister
User avatar #80 to #57 - manofparody (02/15/2013) [-]
It's definitely her brother.
User avatar #92 - oceanfrank (02/15/2013) [-]
She said bro.... None of my girls that are friends have ever called me bro. Is it possible this is a gift from her brother? Probably.
#78 - glenbluez (02/15/2013) [-]
what actually happened
what actually happened
#91 to #78 - Tricksfokids (02/15/2013) [-]
That made me laugh like a dumbass at my desk.

Good show sir, good show
#93 to #91 - glenbluez (02/15/2013) [-]
that's what i'm here for good sir
that's what i'm here for good sir
User avatar #101 to #93 - lmOldGreg (02/15/2013) [-]
Those Leo Django gifs are the bomb diggidy.
#25 - thisnick (02/15/2013) [-]
Anyone stupid enough to spend that much money on someone that isn't family or a girlfriend deserves to be made fun of on the Internet
Anyone stupid enough to spend that much money on someone that isn't family or a girlfriend deserves to be made fun of on the Internet
User avatar #39 to #25 - grahamernazi (02/15/2013) [-]
You're saying that being nice to a friend is wrong? You have a horrible view on life.
User avatar #72 to #39 - gayboard (02/15/2013) [-]
Being overly nice will allow people to see you as an item rather than a friend. If you keep providing for them, they will only see you as a provider and think of nothing of you more.


If you demand respect and show that you're not going to be pushed around, then more than likely they'll respect you, because they don't see you as their tool or scapegoat. They see you as a companion.
User avatar #85 to #72 - grahamernazi (02/15/2013) [-]
Obviously. We have no idea how their relationship even works, though. She could do the same for him.

People give gifts to others they care about all the time. Just because he spent a lot on her doesn't mean it's any different than what we would do. They could make $10,000 a month.
User avatar #86 to #85 - gayboard (02/15/2013) [-]
There's nothing wrong with getting gifts for someone, not at all.

But there is a such thing as being too nice.
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#156 - xdjerredlongxd (02/15/2013) [-]
mfw my name is jerred, and every time people come over and leave they say that stupid line; 'We went to jerreds."
User avatar #160 to #156 - dyllygaf (02/15/2013) [-]
I feel your pain, my name is kalvin cline....
#164 to #162 - dyllygaf (02/15/2013) [-]
I don't have any appropriate images to respond with, so here's a silly GIF instead :3
I don't have any appropriate images to respond with, so here's a silly GIF instead :3
#1 - migoobear (02/14/2013) [-]
That poor, poor bastard.
That poor, poor bastard.
User avatar #48 to #1 - burnoutlegend (02/15/2013) [-]
Well he is going be poor after buying them presents.
User avatar #9 to #1 - trollins (02/15/2013) [-]
Seriously, he'd be broke on his ass after buying all that.
#154 - CXJokerXD ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
I thought it was just actually her brother
I thought it was just actually her brother
User avatar #161 to #154 - baditch (02/15/2013) [-]
Maybe It is and OP is just a faggot.
User avatar #20 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (02/15/2013) [-]
That guy is just plain stupid
Seriously, don't give them so much
Try asking them out with some flowers or ****
User avatar #142 to #20 - trampballs (02/15/2013) [-]
I don't think they would like to be given ****
User avatar #214 to #142 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (02/15/2013) [-]
Who the **** wouldn't some **** ?
#3 - Tatou (02/15/2013) [-]
It's kinds sad that there has to be a specific channel for funny content on FJ.
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User avatar #186 - undeadwill (02/15/2013) [-]
GUESS WHAT JARED I WENT TO YOUR ******* STORE AND STILL DIDN'T GET LAID
User avatar #195 to #186 - xdjerredlongxd (02/15/2013) [-]
:(
User avatar #233 to #195 - undeadwill (02/15/2013) [-]
I WANT MY MONEY BACK
#99 - jibjabkid (02/15/2013) [-]
My name is Jared.... this guy never came to me
My name is Jared.... this guy never came to me
#114 to #99 - skysailor ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
So if you come to Jared is that a form of masturbation?
#260 to #114 - jibjabkid (02/16/2013) [-]
In the mirror... yes
In the mirror... yes
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#27 - beerholder ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
women that do that are the worst kind of sluts. How can you accept gifts like that if you value friendships?

I had a girl in college that I got along with well. She wasn't my type, but we were friends. And one day she pops up to give me a freakin laptop (something I desperately needed at that time) in advance for my birthday. Then I realized that she had the biggest crush on me. I genuinely felt sorry for her and with some reluctance asked her to return the laptop to the store.

As the demons work, I kicked myself for refusing her, but I felt I was a better person and now looking back I don't regret that decision.
#144 to #27 - John Cena (02/15/2013) [-]
She's a slut for NOT sleeping with him for money? That's new.
#180 to #144 - beerholder ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
how else would you call a woman that takes your money and not sleeping with you? Wife?
#28 to #27 - pukki (02/15/2013) [-]
You did the right thing...
You did the right thing...
#54 to #28 - beerholder ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
'Preciate it guys! Friends I had at that time said I was a dumbass for doing that...
#32 to #27 - baconfattie ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
The world needs more people like you
User avatar #45 to #27 - durkadurka ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
You are the friend Gotham needs.
#51 to #27 - dafogman ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
#30 to #27 - arandomanon ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
Well done. Wish more people behave as you.
Well done. Wish more people behave as you.
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#171 to #139 - xdjerredlongxd (02/15/2013) [-]
My gf broke up with me the same day. Yesterday I ate the candy I bought her and walked the flowers I was gonna give her down to my grandmas grave. By the time I got home it was 12:04 and I just found out Pornhub Premium was free all day. Life's not fair.
#193 to #171 - disies (02/15/2013) [-]
Hnm...Wait WHAT? Pornhub was free all day?
Hnm...Wait WHAT? Pornhub was free all day?
User avatar #197 to #193 - xdjerredlongxd (02/15/2013) [-]
Yes, sir. Pornhub premium. Some legends say that the video quality is as clear as an angel's tears.
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User avatar #183 to #181 - xdjerredlongxd (02/15/2013) [-]
No, It was only for Valentines day. :c
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User avatar #60 - theantidote (02/15/2013) [-]
Diamond Heart Necklace : $99.99
Diamond Chain Necklace : $149.99
Samsung GalaxyS Blaze : $129.99
Seeing a guy who thinks he can buy a girl fail : priceless
#95 - ovencat (02/15/2013) [-]
#15 - pettler (02/15/2013) [-]
Wow because asking her out is too eazy. Normally I get feels for brothers in the friendzone, but this is ridiculous...
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