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Can we get a list of the funniest sex moves?

The Cleveland SteamRoller - You shit on your lover then lie on top of them.
The alaskan pipeline - Shit in a condom, freeze it, then have your lover use it as a dildo.
The Lion King - Cum on your lover's face and whisper "Simba"
The Dirty Sanchez - Shit over your lovers mouth to make a moustache.
The Houdini - Be fucking a girl, then without knowing, have you friend come round and switch with you. You go round the the front of the girl and shout "Houdini!"
The Compton GangBang - Meet a girl at the bar who has a boyfriend, if she asks you to have sex with her. You go back to her house, then call up all of your mates and beat her up for cheating.
The Angry Dragon - Cum in her mouth then smack her around the back of the head.

**yourmomtotherescue rolled a random image posted in comment #488 at HA. ** mfw orgy

looked for amish porn

So... school?

i've been saving this image for months....

Sounds like school.

aka a nickelback concert.

So, a classroom.

Search: Whorecules. You're welcome.

**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at True **



Good ol' fashioned Amish orgy

I quite enjoy amish orgies...

**bulletchin rolled a random image posted in comment #1645753 at MLP Brony Board ** my kind of orgy

"And I'll churn some butter once or twice..."

100% using this word during class or hall passing time.
Ill be laughing so hard.

**vishnarg rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at divine intervention ** mfw i find myself trapped in an amish orgy

You should totally look up bootylicious.

Where is the ad audio coming from???