Dad Life

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(02/01/2014)[-]

Would have pulled out my own headlamp and an AK and wander around the store asking if anyone's seen the Dark One until the cops dragged me out for walking around with a loaded assault rifle.

#2 to #1 - derivat

Reply+2

(02/01/2014)[-]

Just finished dling Metro 2033 for Xbox. Is it any good?

#5 to #2 - yuukoku

Reply+1

(02/01/2014)[-]

If you've already played the first one, it's amazing. No, it's amazing even if you haven't played the first one. The story goes off of the bad ending to Metro 2033. You get to see much more of the actual Communist and Nazi factions than you did in the last game. The mechanics are all buffed up, there's a few new guns and enemies, and the story is just executed really, really well.

#7 to #5 - derivat

Reply+1

(02/01/2014)[-]

I'm talking about 2033, not last light

#8 to #7 - yuukoku

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(02/01/2014)[-]

Oh, 2033's great, too. The game has a way of keeping you feeling a bit helpless at times and sort of scrounging for ammo and things. The ending is really, really epic and the graphics can get really beautiful on the PC as I've seen. Still have it for the Xbox, though, because my PC sucks.

#9 to #8 - derivat

Reply+1

(02/01/2014)[-]

Well, it doesn't really matter if its good or bad to me, but only because its free till Feb 16th

#10 to #9 - yuukoku

Reply+1

(02/01/2014)[-]

Just play it. You get hooked.

#11 to #10 - derivat

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(02/01/2014)[-]

#3 to #2 - anon id: 94ce3c56

Reply0

(02/01/2014)[-]

not on xbox

#4 to #3 - derivat

Reply0

(02/01/2014)[-]

Why not

#6 to #4 - yuukoku

Reply+1

(02/01/2014)[-]

Because some people actually believe the whole "PC Master race" thing.

#17 to #1 - samxdaxman

Reply0

(02/02/2014)[-]

Hell yeah, just got that game a few days ago, I love it. I just saved that Red from being hung(can't remember his name.)

#18 to #17 - yuukoku

Reply0

(02/02/2014)[-]

Pavel I think.

You'll be making some serious decisions soon. Here's a tip: Teach the dark one to be forgiving if you want a good ending.

#19 to #18 - samxdaxman

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(02/02/2014)[-]

Yeah, I think that's him. Thanks, I'll keep that in mind. I havent played 2033, is that just as good as Last Light? And are the books good too?

#13 to #1 - igelior

Reply0

(02/02/2014)[-]

don't forget shouting "ARTYOM" a few times if you want to get the game's atmosphere right ;)

#16 to #13 - yuukoku

Reply+1

(02/02/2014)[-]

ARTYOM! GET THE DARK ONE!

ARTYOM! SHOOT THE GIANT SHRIMP!

ARTYOM! STOP MASTURBATING!

ARTYOM! YOU HAVE TO STOP PAVEL!

ARTYOM! SPEND TWENTY MINUTES TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO SHOOT THE WHEELS OFF THE TRAIN!

#26 - WillWalrus

Reply+3

(02/02/2014)[-]

Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!: A Perfect Dad Day

Did someone say... Dad Life?

#14 - igelior

Reply+2

(02/02/2014)[-]

so seriously can anyone explain to me why these stores are so dark? it doesn't make any sense to me - it just seems so unpractical.
also from some pictures i just saw you have to wait in line to even get inside?! what is this even supposed so be?

#32 to #14 - adu

Reply+2

(02/02/2014)[-]

As Mr. Krabs would say, why waste money lighting a whole store?

#27 to #14 - beznoize

Reply+2

(02/02/2014)[-]

It creates an atmosphere that allows you to come in and hang out while finding some cool clothes. It gives a type of casino-feel, where people can get lost in a club-like environment, people relax, and hopefully spend more. - Hollister spokesman

#20 to #14 - getxnekkid

Reply0

(02/02/2014)[-]

There's a good possibility those were pictures from back Friday. I haven't ever seen a line to get in them before but I also haven't been to many different malls.

#38 to #20 - igelior

Reply0

(02/02/2014)[-]

actuall there are a lot of pictures on the internet where people stand in line infront of those stores - i've never been to one so i can't really tell but that's my impression

#22 to #20 - anon id: c3191604

Reply0

(02/02/2014)[-]

back friday

#29 to #22 - getxnekkid

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(02/02/2014)[-]

Typo but whatever.

#23 - ronbon

Reply+1

(02/02/2014)[-]

i feel like being a dad is probably my destiny, cause i already do **** like this. plus i really like the corny dad jokes.

#28 to #23 - ihateemo

Reply0

(02/02/2014)[-]

i would hate to be a parent. Maybe because i am young but being a father just seems awful to me.

#24 to #23 - anon id: c3191604

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(02/02/2014)[-]

I x2* because* Plus*

#25 to #24 - anon id: c3191604

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(02/02/2014)[-]

I x3**

#37 - thereasonwhy

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(02/02/2014)[-]

Ive Thumbs up Just because i was able to see this Post get this Many thumbs, Just only seem like yesterday that i seen it freshly posted

#34 - primeconduit

Reply0

(02/02/2014)[-]

Actually it is not that dark anymore we increased the lighting. or if you can not see ask a associate they help you find what you want and you get everything done alot sooner instead of ruining a neatly folded pile.

#33 - anon id: f89b2e77

Reply0

(02/02/2014)[-]

my father can't take a dump sitting down because he's fussy about everything, including sitting his bare ass where other bare asses have sat. he also cannot wipe his ass sitting down. which means he tends to stink. horribly. i believe the cake has been taken.

#21 - anon id: c3191604

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(02/02/2014)[-]

Hollister clothes are for swaggets.
You happen to be stupid.
I would be embarrased if my son/daughter shopped in a clothing store for retards, whilist stumbling around in the dark.

**** humans, I hate almost everyone.
You guys need new values, not new parents.
****.

#36 to #21 - primeconduit

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(02/02/2014)[-]

actually it's not I work there on the floor and not just kids shop there adults are the main base of customers and it is not dark anymore we made it brighter, some people do not like the big seagull brand on the shirts I mainly wear the jeans,jackets and plaids personally.

#31 to #21 - fukkentyranitar

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(02/02/2014)[-]

I bought a pair of jeans from Hollister in september and they're already worn the **** out and dingy. The jeans I've had for 5+ years look brand new even after a day of work.

#35 to #31 - primeconduit

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(02/02/2014)[-]

you gotta turn the jeans inside out when you wash them I had hollister jeans for years and they still look new