Naked Swimming. It was probably your mom.... Swimmer Distracts Homeowner During Robbery By Elicia Dover ABC. News mags - Thu, Jul 11. 2013 6: 49 AM EDT Ila Emai
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***** Swimmer Distracts Homeowner During
By Elicia Dover ABC. News mags - Thu, Jul 11. 2013 6: 49 AM EDT
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In Crossville, Tenn., a man and woman asked if the woman could take a skinny dip, and then the man
said he was leaving to get cigarettes, according to the Crossville Police Department.
But while the woman swam ***** and the distracted homeowner watched, someone ryhmed the
home of nearly , aoo in jewelry, cash, a handgun and prescription drugs, police said.
Random woman wants to SEEMS
swim ***** in my pool?
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#25 - phudgepacker (07/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #19 - redclover (07/13/2013) [-]
>man says he's leaving to get cigarettes
>"someone" robs the house

User avatar #17 - vortexrain (07/13/2013) [-]
I live in Tennessee, and this seems like I would have heard of it by now.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mookiez (07/13/2013) [-]
So do I. And I just heard it.
Where at in TN, ***** ?
User avatar #24 to #18 - vortexrain (07/14/2013) [-]
Manchester, the town Bonnaroo's held in.
User avatar #15 - rdangerdash (07/13/2013) [-]
Did anyone else not understand a single word of that story?
#23 to #15 - hemming (07/13/2013) [-]
Two people, a man and a woman goes to some ********* house.
They ask if the woman may swim ***** in their pool because that's a totally ******* normal thing to ask for.
Man goes for cigs but actually robs the stupid ******* house
Stupid **** owner doesn't notice cause nekkid woman in pool.
User avatar #20 to #15 - alanflindt (07/13/2013) [-]
Was this actually an official ABC article?
User avatar #21 to #20 - nekaz (07/13/2013) [-]
well i actually saw it on the telly and apparently the story is
guy says he was being hospitable when woman comes in his house and asks if it's ok to swim in his pool nekkid
she distracts homeowner while the guy who came with her stole his ****
and then homeowner is mad he got robbed while watching nekkid
User avatar #22 to #21 - alanflindt (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah I got what happened
It's just the actual article reads like it's written by a retarded 10 year old
User avatar #16 to #15 - fuzzyballs (07/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #1 - niggastolemyname (07/12/2013) [-]
'Dem paint skills...
#2 to #1 - comradvlad (07/12/2013) [-]
U jelly bro? Took me 4 years to master paint, get on my level.
#3 to #2 - niggastolemyname (07/12/2013) [-]
I used to **** around with metal slug sprites in paint - don't have the computer it was on anymore but I made a house on the one.
My paint skillz
#5 to #3 - comradvlad (07/12/2013) [-]
Oh yeah well check out this drawing i made of my favorite scrubs characters... didnt use ps at just paint. Beat That!
#6 to #5 - niggastolemyname (07/12/2013) [-]
I made a turtle....
#7 to #6 - comradvlad (07/12/2013) [-]
I made a ninja turtle
#8 to #7 - niggastolemyname (07/12/2013) [-]
I made a bannana coconut thing
#9 to #8 - comradvlad (07/12/2013) [-]
I made a forest of banana coconut things
#12 to #11 - niggastolemyname (07/12/2013) [-]
This is your fault
#13 to #12 - comradvlad (07/12/2013) [-]
HD Edition (This is YOUR fault)
#14 to #13 - niggastolemyname (07/12/2013) [-]
Hey you're cheating!
Hey you're cheating!
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