your quest. . Iacta 531113]: thestorm: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A RED ALERT I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND STREACHED HIE BACKPACK AND PULL youll need this
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your quest

Iacta 531113]:
thestorm:
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A
RED ALERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE
AND STREACHED HIE BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A
KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED
its not
important“ so last
He' ll be vital ta yaar quest later, ten' t target about him.
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#12 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
#31 to #12 - ugoboom ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
#6 - skullnigga (06/17/2014) [-]
this is painfully unfunny
User avatar #8 to #6 - nought ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
**** you I think I know what's funny and what's not
#15 to #8 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
he didnt call you unfunny you **** boy. stop being mad
User avatar #23 to #15 - jacksowrd ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
We know its you **********
User avatar #32 to #8 - skullnigga (06/17/2014) [-]
lol ok
User avatar #3 - catchphrase (06/17/2014) [-]
God, this is ******* retarded
#7 to #3 - xcoreyx (06/17/2014) [-]
What's wrong with comparing an interesting and unusual experience to a common theme in video games? I thought it was funny, a tad clever even. Sometimes I think you people hate tumblr just for the sake of hating tumblr.
User avatar #13 to #7 - moetron (06/17/2014) [-]
That was the last comment. The past 3 posts were some ********** ****** who obviously can't speak english updating other tumblrfags of the same species on her life who nobody cares about whilst typing in all caps because "MAI CAPS IZ RANDUM LOLZZZ"
#9 to #7 - catchphrase (06/17/2014) [-]
I forgot my book in a classroom (which probably didn't happen) how unusual, better tell the internet about it IN ALL 			*******		 CAPS. But yea they're all fags
I forgot my book in a classroom (which probably didn't happen) how unusual, better tell the internet about it IN ALL ******* CAPS. But yea they're all fags
#10 to #9 - xcoreyx (06/17/2014) [-]
Because forgetting his book was obviously the highlight of the story and the reason people found it funny
#11 to #10 - catchphrase (06/17/2014) [-]
Well yea, considering he started his post with just that and nothing else. Again, in all caps. So he either made this whole story up or is massively mildly austistic
Well yea, considering he started his post with just that and nothing else. Again, in all caps. So he either made this whole story up or is massively mildly austistic
#25 to #11 - twilightdusk ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
In context, the first post was juts him making a panicked message over his social media account. The next two were him updating anyone who cares (all those followers man!) about the situation, and the final post was somebody making a joke about the situation, which is the funny party.
#48 to #7 - kinginyellow (06/17/2014) [-]
Because of a couple reasons
1) It's a boring story, just a person forgetting their book in the class and overreacting
2) The punchline (well, the closest thing to the punchline) was the good kid having the keys, and it was kinda skimmed over by massive amounts of overly dramatic typing

It's not about hating tumblr, these stories are legitimately boring and forgettable alongside the funny pictures posted and the 4chan greentext stories which at least ******** themselves to make it incredibly funny.
#63 to #48 - haakonjohnsen (06/17/2014) [-]
okay, listen    
1) the story is about is about the good kid having the keys to the classroom, divided into two posts. And yes it is terribly cancerous and drowned in caps.   
   
2) The punchline however is the last comment which is a reference to a common occurence in video games.   
   
So I think it is quite amusing and it is not very common for a student to have keys to a classroom..
okay, listen
1) the story is about is about the good kid having the keys to the classroom, divided into two posts. And yes it is terribly cancerous and drowned in caps.

2) The punchline however is the last comment which is a reference to a common occurence in video games.

So I think it is quite amusing and it is not very common for a student to have keys to a classroom..
User avatar #77 to #63 - kinginyellow (06/18/2014) [-]
Ya, it's amusing, but not in this format. Even if it didn't have the caps and retarded amount of text trying to make it look like he.she was having a panic attack, it's not that funny and shouldn't be front page. It's a dumb little story with an uncommon twist, that's all.
User avatar #5 - tehbomb ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm fairly certain that if admin didn't need the traffic that tumblr posts generate he would ban them because they're just steaming piles of ****
#34 to #5 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
or Admin doesn't just give a ****
Amazing how pissed off you get of tumblr
User avatar #16 to #5 - moetron (06/17/2014) [-]
Unfortunately, this is what funnyjunk has digressed into. A peice of **** money-grubbing admin who incessantly PM's users with useless junk to generate traffic, and thumbwhores who either post the same content that's been posted a thousand times before, tumb1r screencaps that are ridiculously hard to even look at due to the sheer idiocy contained in one, or a screencap of a string of funnyjunk comments that miraculously make it to the frontpage because it has joshlol or phanact on it. Granted, the funnyjunk screencaps are better than the tumb1r ones, I can't help but roll my eyes everytime I see one that says "i git fontpage because johslol on here?" that has 500+ thumbs. The frontpage has become a cesspool of reposts and faggotry, but I can't help but staying here because i've been here so long and I cant break the cycle of logging into FJ everyday. And because of the comments. The comments are pretty cool.



TLDR; **** THIS GAY EARTH.
User avatar #20 to #19 - moetron (06/17/2014) [-]
fk u bich
#58 to #20 - skubasteve (06/17/2014) [-]
**skubasteve rolled image** ^I like this guy
#33 - tksparty (06/17/2014) [-]
>forgot book
>kid has keys
>hOLY ******* **** I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN
#39 - enzothesomething ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#38 - commandertwotoes (06/17/2014) [-]
Mfw tumblr
#49 - creepyfapper (06/17/2014) [-]
>Spelling liket his.   
>No punctuation.   
>Caps lock.   
>Unfunny story with redundant 			********		.   
   
How does this have over 500 green pinkies?
>Spelling liket his.
>No punctuation.
>Caps lock.
>Unfunny story with redundant ******** .

How does this have over 500 green pinkies?
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#51 to #49 - BabyJake has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #85 to #49 - assdoreponyfucker ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
hi
#86 to #85 - creepyfapper (06/22/2014) [-]
hey m8.
#53 to #49 - creepyfapper (06/17/2014) [-]
I know your secret babyjake.
User avatar #54 to #53 - BabyJake (06/17/2014) [-]
bby pls
#18 - officialjg (06/17/2014) [-]
158,758 find this **** funny? Why? Where's a punchline? Where's a setup? What the **** is even happening? If his book is locked in a classroom, why would be asking people or telling people on tumblr about it? What does he want? And why is he telling this as if its a question when its presented as a statement? Why are the keys not important? Why is this a red aslert? What's going to be vital to his quest?Why did he have the ******* keys? If the point is that he's a creeper, why is that funny at all? He's gone and the book is out I think. I don't know. He never says so whats the ******* point if he forgets? Is that a zelda reference?

This is the ******* internet. I shouldn't be thinking this hard about something this retarded
User avatar #22 to #18 - jacksowrd ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
Get Gud
#24 to #18 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
WRONG, MORON.

158758 people either liked it or reblogged it.

Meaning that someone down the line could have made a comment pointing out how **** it was and then people could have reblogged that version, meaning thousands of people could agree that it wasn't funny.

That's the joy of tumblr posts. All the notes indicate is that a certain number of people have feelings one way or the other about a post.
User avatar #27 to #24 - DeathOne (06/17/2014) [-]
... thank you anon, for explaining how the tumblr "rating" system works, and quite possibly why it became so cancerous.
User avatar #40 - thedungeonmaster (06/17/2014) [-]
Does anyone else read Tumblr posts in a sort of high pitched annoying girls voice in their head?
User avatar #41 to #40 - soggypancakes (06/17/2014) [-]
No, I read them in a stupid obnoxious white girl voice.
User avatar #42 to #41 - thedungeonmaster (06/17/2014) [-]
Kind of the same thing.
#50 to #40 - mermoohue (06/17/2014) [-]
They're funnier if you read them in a deep,black baritone.
User avatar #21 - marzee (06/17/2014) [-]
I can't be the only one who tried to figure out what "hereached" means...
User avatar #28 to #21 - quicksilveralicorn (06/17/2014) [-]
"he reached"
User avatar #26 to #21 - demonicdude (06/17/2014) [-]
No no, see it's just two words mashed together. It's actually "here ached" not "hereached"
User avatar #35 - torky (06/17/2014) [-]
This happened to me once in high school.
But instead of taking out keys, he shot up the school.
#14 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
tumblr users deserve death sometimes. most of the time. all the time
#57 - dzimo (06/17/2014) [-]
i too have keys from my uni aulas. its fun to open locked door and everyone looks at you like why do you have the key? good feeling
#47 - temporalguardian ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
Everyones complaining about the post being retarded, and then theres..jonandtheon...Just no.
Everyones complaining about the post being retarded, and then theres..jonandtheon...Just no.
User avatar #65 to #47 - zakaizer (06/17/2014) [-]
You would be surprised at the amount of fanfic with those two.... I think.
#66 to #65 - temporalguardian ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
donotwant
User avatar #67 to #66 - zakaizer (06/17/2014) [-]
Don't suppose you've got any brain-bleach lying around, have you? I've seen things no fan was supposed to see... Unless GRRM has a plot twist ending for the whole series involving those two
User avatar #68 to #67 - temporalguardian ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm more of a supporter of the inevitable Jon x Dany that'll one day happen. Incest is nice hue
User avatar #69 to #68 - zakaizer (06/17/2014) [-]
I have a horrible feeling that book 7 (Or 8, or whenever the **** he'll finish it), will end up with those two singing about each other. A literal Song of Ice and Fire. Still, as long as Brienne is standing watch, I'll be happy however it ends.
User avatar #70 to #69 - temporalguardian ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
Didnt they say that the show and books will both end at the 7th book & season
User avatar #71 to #70 - zakaizer (06/17/2014) [-]
Apparently G is thinking of making an eighth book, as he isn't sure he can wrap up everything in two more books

www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2011/07/george-rr-martin-on-sex-fantasy-and-a-dance-with-dragons/241738/
User avatar #72 to #71 - temporalguardian ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
ohthankgod I was worried for a second there. Now i can just hope the series is finished by the time my children are finishing college.

I'm 15
User avatar #4 - landartheconqueror (06/17/2014) [-]
i'm confused, is she asking a question, or making a statement?
#59 - BeaverBalls ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #76 to #59 - sinconn (06/17/2014) [-]
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
#56 - bitchplzzz (06/17/2014) [-]
**** tumblr
User avatar #73 - maxismahname (06/17/2014) [-]
OH MY GOD ONE TIME I SAW A KID IN SCHOOL AND I SAID HI AND HE SAID HE IS THE GREAT LORD TARZAN AND I SWEAR I LOST MY **** RIGH THERE AND HE ******* VOMITED BLOOD AND I LAUGHED SO HARD MY KIDNEYS DEVELOPED BREASTS ********** IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ******* FUNNY
User avatar #75 to #73 - maxismahname (06/17/2014) [-]
Update: I asked him later who he is and he said "John" I swear I have never beEN MORE CONFUSED
User avatar #79 to #75 - skilletpanhead (06/20/2014) [-]
did you just?
User avatar #80 to #79 - maxismahname (06/21/2014) [-]
I am dead
User avatar #81 to #80 - skilletpanhead (06/21/2014) [-]
i'm sO DONE
User avatar #82 to #81 - maxismahname (06/21/2014) [-]
#done
I'm ******* Done-er
User avatar #83 to #82 - skilletpanhead (06/21/2014) [-]
#ICantEven #LostTheAbilityToucan
#84 to #83 - maxismahname (06/21/2014) [-]
lol totally my face right now
#Fandom #Needdicknow #Eggsbenedicktcucumber
#45 - redwolv (06/17/2014) [-]
In highschool i was a member of the marching band. We had practice in the summer. So the saxophone section, which i was in, borrowed the master key from our teacher to unlock some of the areas the band would use when practicing in small groups, two of them then sneaked off to home depot and made a copy for everyone in the section.
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