what if. . tart) i sol: what if a guy in a hoochie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize
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what if

tart) i sol:
what if a guy in a hoochie comes up to you and hands you a giant
book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you
realize its a book about your entire lite. would you read it to the
end?
what if you read it up to where you are now and then you realize that
there' s only like three pages left when you get there
but why lathe guy wearing a hoochie
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Submitted: 01/07/2014
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#4 - kmegabyte (01/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I read in suspense as I realize that my life is about to end within the 3 pages. Out of fear I nearly put down the book to go spend my last minutes doing what I love, fapping, but I don't. I continue reading because the suspense could be what causes my unfortunate end, thinking to myself, "It's too soon for my demise". Upon reaching the final page, in size 16 arial, bold font, I read "Volume 2: The Chronicles of a Boss Ass Bitch."

You thought i was gonna die. Bitch, I am 3 strong independent black women. I do what I want.
#1 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
fatalism...

i'd just skip to the end and **** with what is clearly the natural order of things in this hypothetical situation. or hell, just kill the ****** in the hoodie immediately, he clearly didn't see it coming because he gave you the book. start lighting fires everywhere, do exactly the opposite of what the book says because **** words amirite?

if the book says i get a new kitten and call it meow i'll call it woof and beat its furry little head in with the book. then i'll continue lighting fires everywhere but with my dead kitten woof nailed to my shoulders. tell me what to do cunt, no one ******* tells me what to do.
User avatar #7 - mcsloth (01/08/2014) [-]
tear out the last three and put "to be continued" on the end of the page
User avatar #6 - hellomynameisbill (01/08/2014) [-]
what if a guy in a hoodie hands you a book, but it turns out just to be a really good book and you start reading it, you end up really satisfied at the end and go to the library and see him
User avatar #3 - puffyclouds (01/07/2014) [-]
one page:
"puffy is doing nothing productive and he never will!"
"puffy died by too much faggotry on funnyjunk"
"end"
User avatar #2 - sinery (01/07/2014) [-]
"Derp goes fapping."
"Derp goes fapping."
"Derp goes fapping."
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