(untitled). . You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why oan' t people do that in book stores? Like if I' m looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble an
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You know how people buy drinks
for girls in bars? Why oan' t people
do that in book stores? Like if I' m
looking at a novel in Barnes and
Noble and some person walks up
to me and strikes up a
conversation and offers to buy the
book for me there is a lot better
chance of that working out in their
favor
I' m going to reblog this until it' s a
cultural norm.
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#1 - ducktalez (04/08/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Books don't lower your decisional ability
User avatar #2 - ghostofgemini (04/09/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Drinks are for meeting you, if you want a dude buying you everything, you best be on that dick.

But then again, its tumblr, not buying her that book = raping her.
#5 - goldwolfism (04/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Because you can't roofie a book.
User avatar #11 - bluerangermartin (04/09/2014) [-]
Why do guys have to buy all your shit?
User avatar #7 - thesoulless (04/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Because books cost so much more than drinks do
#34 - Jameshaich (04/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
> "Here you go baby, have another book"   
> Oh my, i'm feeling a bit light headed. I think I've read too much   
> "Just keep reading, i'll get another"
> "Here you go baby, have another book"
> Oh my, i'm feeling a bit light headed. I think I've read too much
> "Just keep reading, i'll get another"
User avatar #6 - nemesisapoc (04/09/2014) [-]
If I buy a girl a $5 drink and nothing happens, I wouldn't be too mad. If I buy a girl a $25 hardcover copy of Twilight and she still doesn't put out, the bitch is getting raped.
User avatar #4 - captiancook (04/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Because you post on tumblr, and are probably fat and ugly.
#21 - minutes (04/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Buying a girl a drink is a cultural norm, it's what you're exspected to do and gives you an opportunity for a real conversation. It also makes said girl drunk so it's more likely that something is going to happen.

If however i would buy a random girl i don't know a book, she probably thinks that is creepy or needy as hell cause it's not an accepted cultural norm just like the post said. She also wouldn't be obligated to have a conversation with you now, since it's just a book. And last but not least, drinks are cheaper then books.
#16 - sirlancealotofhoes ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
'talking to me is a prize that you have to earn, if you buy me stuff then you might get the permission to ask me out'

jesus christ why not just go with someone because you like them rather than because they buy you stuff
#42 - spycheckingpyro (04/09/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I actually tried this a while back with three different women at three different book stores. I'm an attractive who does usually get the girl I want and I dressed in a suit top and jeans. how did all three turn out?

>"Thanks! you're sweet!" and walks away. no conversation after that.
>Next, I had to explain to the second girl that I was trying to be a gentleman and buy it for her. not buy it for myself.
>"WHY WOULD I NEED A MAN TO BUY ME A BOOK!?!"... say "my bad", walk away, and lose all hope that this experiment would actually work.
#48 to #42 - wesergold (04/09/2014) [-]
I'm an attractive who does usually get the girl I want and I dressed in a suit top and jeans.
I'm an attractive who does usually get the girl I want and I dressed in a suit top and jeans.
#49 - grimsho (04/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Book stores are for reading, which is almost always a solitary activity. Walking up and striking a conversation with someone and hitting on them while reading a book is like doing the same to someone on their laptop with headphones in. They aren't there to socialize, they're there to do their own thing, and if people did this, trying to make it a cultural norm, there would be alot of "go away" and "fuck off, leave me alone" being said in book stores.
#47 - mca (04/09/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Urrrr i read books um so diffurunt urrrrrr
User avatar #33 - thenewgizmobox (04/09/2014) [-]
because books are kind of a thing one person reads, preferably in silence, not the best thing to strike up a conversation with.
#28 - shadowvision (04/09/2014) [-]
The problem I see with this is that women who go to a bookstore for a book are not there looking to hook up with someone.
User avatar #43 - aTastyCooky (04/09/2014) [-]
Sorry lady, i only go on dates with people that buy my shaving cream. Guys retweet this until it's a social norm.
User avatar #31 - rheago (04/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Because a drink doesn't cost 20 fucking euro's
#30 - anonymous (04/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
TFW "uh, n- no thanks I uh... I think I got it... um... nice meeting you..."
TFW "uh, n- no thanks I uh... I think I got it... um... nice meeting you..."
#24 - europe (04/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Books are generally a little bit more expensive than a drink or two, though
#19 - alimais ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
Is there some way my rohypnol is working with books ?

Maybe I should get a big ass book and hit her on the back of the head with it ?
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