this is actually a thing.... i have lost my capability to even.... use I bend ac its: You knew how you get those posts with Americans and Brits over and tea and OHGODWHY
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this is actually a thing...

this is actually a thing.... i have lost my capability to even.... use I bend ac its: You knew how you get those posts with Americans and Brits over and tea and

i have lost my capability to even...

Tags: OHGODWHY
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bend ac its:
You knew how you get those posts with
Americans and Brits over
and tea and scenes and spelling.
and the rest us when aren' t from either
country arepost looking on like
oh just kiss already
WE ARE. NOT. YOUR. OTP
GOD WE HAVE SHIPPERS
LIBERTEA
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#22 - mattandstuff (04/15/2013) [-]
hows my sexy allies across the atlantic?
hows my sexy allies across the atlantic?
#24 to #22 - HarvietheDinkle (04/15/2013) [-]
oh, you know...   
   
moist.
oh, you know...

moist.
#2 - kingbasturan (04/14/2013) [-]
If you really wanna think hard about it Canada is the byproduct of that one cold dark night when america was stumbling home drunk and Russia asked "hey hunny want a good time"
#23 to #2 - lolibear (04/15/2013) [-]
I think it would be more like, britain and france had a baby called canada, then they both decided to leave it and it was raised by it's big brother america.
#4 to #2 - anon (04/14/2013) [-]
Nah, Canada is the result of angry rivalry sex between England and France
#5 to #4 - kingbasturan (04/14/2013) [-]
well if you wanna get technical
#7 to #5 - Neodude (04/15/2013) [-]
Well..while England and France is the historically correct version..it also makes more sense then America and Russia, as Russia has nothing to do with Canada, and America is just as young as Canada is, forming around the same time frame.
#11 to #7 - GibbyTheGerbil (04/15/2013) [-]
look, America and Britain already got together and all that gave us was Australia.
#82 to #7 - kingbasturan (04/15/2013) [-]
I just ment on a political scale because if you really look close at our government (Canada) we are VERY left wing which is what Russia CLAIMS to be xD
User avatar #20 - darkoblivion ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
died at #LIBERTEA
User avatar #49 to #20 - drunkasaurus (04/15/2013) [-]
would you say that you were done?
User avatar #51 to #49 - darkoblivion ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #55 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
What are these countries they're talking about? I only know of South Canada, More Canada and Down Under Canada.
User avatar #112 to #55 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm terribly sorry, but I couldn't reply at the bottom....never did I think I'd see the day that I help a thread reach the purple line limit.

I get what you mean about meese, but it's just...those headhorns. Too weird for me, besides the colors would clash with my igloo design.
User avatar #113 to #112 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
Fear not friend, I shall not judge you by your inability to continue the wall of lines. As it is DJ 4DM1N's poor design, not your personal transgressions.

The headhorns are a blessing in disguise, and can be maneuvered to knock pesky polar bears out of the way during a race.
User avatar #114 to #113 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Why thank you, my Candabro. But I must say: EGAD! You use such tactics in a race? I took you for better than a, a...MORE CANADIAN JOCKEY!
User avatar #115 to #114 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
At least I am not a Down Under Canadian jockey. That would cause the mounds of bodies to reach unimaginable heights.
User avatar #116 to #115 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Too true, too true. The dreaded Amphibious Fire Moose and Underbears are vicious. Though not as bad as the Poisonous Flying Sulfurmeese of Poisonous Canada. I had the misfortune of seeing a race in a ...ahem not exactly on the legal level (strictly speaking, of course) circuit in my more cavalier days on a trip to Lesser Canada.
User avatar #123 to #116 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
Did you hear of the hybrid penguibears and polarmeese recently discovered on the far reaches of Canada That is Totally a Planet Shut the **** Up? Apparently the polarmeese have headhorns that can grow up to 12 meters across and the penguibears are the first winged-bears in Canada's history.
#124 to #123 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
No..no..NO. NO. No. We have to call in the Canadassians for this. They can wipe them out.
User avatar #125 to #124 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I think we should domesticate them and use them as an army.
User avatar #126 to #125 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
...Perhaps. But we all know what happened when we tried that with the Other Canadians. People got all sentimental and called it immoral.
User avatar #81 to #55 - corzy (04/15/2013) [-]
Canadass is best Canada
User avatar #64 to #55 - garaichu (04/15/2013) [-]
I like Warm Canada myself...
User avatar #65 to #64 - misfitsftw (04/15/2013) [-]
my personal favorite is Not-A-Single-Lady Canada
User avatar #69 to #65 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Nah man, Baby Canada is where it's at.
User avatar #71 to #69 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
What about "Canada That is Totally a Planet Shut the **** Up"
User avatar #77 to #71 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Canada That is Totally a Planet Shut the **** Up is good for vacation, but Poisonous Canada has the best atmosphere of all.
User avatar #89 to #77 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
And I suppose the worst atmosphere belongs to Canadass?
User avatar #91 to #89 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Yup, though Stormy Canada is easily the most exciting.
User avatar #93 to #91 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I think that might be Other Canada, never know when you'll get attacked by Lions or Tigers or AIDS, OH MY!
User avatar #97 to #93 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
But one thing's for sure, NEVER go to Red Canada. Those Communist bastards ruined everything good about Canada Major.
User avatar #101 to #97 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
And if you happen to be a pothead then you might want to try out Floaty Canada. Everything is easy going and up-in-the-air there.
User avatar #102 to #101 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. Floaty Canada was the **** ! But, Blue Canada has the best swells anywhere.
User avatar #103 to #102 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
Avoid East Canada if you can, going there might get you blow'd up. Rizkee Biznez.
User avatar #104 to #103 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
I don't know, Down Under Canada has to be worse than East Canada. Have you seen their polar bears? They're ******* tan and they hop! What kind of self-respecting national animal HOPS?
User avatar #105 to #104 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm more afraid of their moose and penguins. Their moose can grow up to 20 feet long and have enough jaw force to cut a person in half, and their varied species of penguins almost all have enough venom in their beaks to kill 50 normal sized adults or 20 Rosey O'Donnels.
User avatar #106 to #105 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Their meese are terrifying yes, but not as bad as the Igloo Cartels of South South Canada.
The things they do to a man...they even...THEY LEAVE A PARTY WITHOUT SAYING THANK YOU! They dine and dash! How could they be so cruel?!
User avatar #107 to #106 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
It's not as bad as Canada a Bit to the West though. For a while they had a woman there running things that scored lower on a cognitive exam than 93% of the nation's pre-schoolers.
User avatar #108 to #107 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
At least we're not sissies like those More Canadians, eh? With their fancy towers and croissants and mold that is passable as cheese.
User avatar #109 to #108 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I can't STAND those guys! I went there on vacation wearing a camouflage shirt and everywhere I went people kept waving white flags at me and begging me to be merciful.
User avatar #110 to #109 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Man, I went on a business trip to Lesser Canada once. They have the hottest women anywhere! I had to get a new saddle for my polar bear to keep them from burning Fluffy here (Psst, always tell them your polar bear was rescued from the racetracks after he broke a leg. You saved him from being put down since he couldn't race. Works every time) Plus they can't get enough of the "exotic" South Canadians, you know?
User avatar #111 to #110 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I ride meese, they have a better elevation and longer stride, cover more ground you know?
#43 - brawlman (04/15/2013) [-]
Bloody foreigners
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User avatar #25 to #21 - sonsofsol ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
Actually, old boy I think you'll find it's the HMS LIBERTEA!
User avatar #39 - nucularwar (04/15/2013) [-]
b-but isnt England our parent?
#57 to #39 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
Wincest
#14 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
Canada, Austrailia and America are all Englands children.

Aus is the cool one that's doing well and has a beer with the ol' man from time to time.
Canada is the polite but shy one that stays out of everyone's way but never forgets a special occasion.
America is the 'special' one which keeps sending us messages of how awsome he's doing and how we raised him terribly and he's much better off without us. We're just waiting for the angsty teen phase to pass.
#98 to #14 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
So what does that make India? England's bitch?
User avatar #36 to #14 - grocer (04/15/2013) [-]
Britain. **** yea!
#30 to #14 - Loppytaffy (04/15/2013) [-]
Or brothers. Himaruya.

Along with New Zealand, Hutt River, Wy (sister), Sealand (biological), Hong Kong, Seychelles (sister), Madagasga (sister) and India.

There are a LOT more ex collonies and commonwealth, but for now we must go by the characters that have bene introduced.
User avatar #58 to #14 - bulbakip (04/15/2013) [-]
America is the oldest sibling... considering we broke off at least 100 years before the other countries... actually the other counties are still commonwealths

Rebel older brother.

User avatar #38 to #14 - facedodge (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure France would have something to say about this.
User avatar #60 to #38 - manicekman (04/15/2013) [-]
Well yea, Canada is adopted, but France never wants to talk about it.
#28 to #14 - Twizel (04/15/2013) [-]
< Humon
#59 - zorororonoa (04/15/2013) [-]
I don't think anyone wants Australia to be their love child.
User avatar #78 to #59 - TimBisley ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
I think Australia is more the screw up that got kicked out but actually turned his life around and is doing pretty well
User avatar #100 to #78 - vladhellsing (04/15/2013) [-]
It's a self-sustainable prison.
#68 to #59 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #75 to #59 - vladhellsing (04/15/2013) [-]
The spiders are so damn big down here they have to pay taxes.
#29 - Loppytaffy (04/15/2013) [-]
Welcome to Hetalia and this thing we call USUK or UKUS.
#130 to #29 - anon (10/02/2013) [-]
this
User avatar #48 to #29 - danilawleit (04/15/2013) [-]
NO
WHY.

seriously isn't America technically England's son?

gross...
User avatar #88 to #48 - Loppytaffy (04/15/2013) [-]
Adopted brother.
There were many colonies before the English arrived; in Hetalia, it was Finalnd who first saw him and told Britain and France about him. Referencing the Swedish and Finnish colonies.
There was also Germanic, Italian, Netherlands, Danish and Spanish colonies. USA is no more Britain's offspring than Canada, Sealand, Hong Kong, Singapore, Seychelles, Madagasga, Australia, New Zealand, Hutt River, Wy or India. I can't anme the rest of the Old Empire, but I Britain took a lot from France and Spain. I think he also owned part of Italy at some point.
User avatar #90 to #88 - danilawleit (04/15/2013) [-]
I was not aware of this. Thanks.
User avatar #94 to #90 - Loppytaffy (04/15/2013) [-]
Delaware is a Finnish colony. And New Sweden...well.
I can probably name more of Canadia's colonies, like the obvious Novascotia, but if you look around the East Coast, where most Europeans originally landed (unless you're Spain and aren't very good at the navigating thing. I don't think he had quite the burning desire for sailing as Britain did), you'll find places with not-so-English names. I'm not sure about your York (not New York, just York), because Britain's York was a viking settlement and is called Jorvik over here.
#31 to #29 - thechosentroll (04/15/2013) [-]
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Oh god, I completely forgot about that.
#32 to #31 - Loppytaffy (04/15/2013) [-]
Season 5 is airing now, it's a good time to get back into the fandom.
#47 - babyanalraper ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
#34 - doctadoc (04/15/2013) [-]
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If anything, America is Tarzan and England is Jane.
User avatar #61 to #34 - sonicg (04/15/2013) [-]
So we're an illiterate badass? Sounds about right.
User avatar #35 - kakariko (04/15/2013) [-]
...
UsUk.
User avatar #66 to #35 - misfitsftw (04/15/2013) [-]
no, you suck
User avatar #70 - therealdiscord (04/15/2013) [-]
CANADA IS NOT OURS! I DEMAND A TEST!
User avatar #37 - generaljosh (04/15/2013) [-]
Wincest
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#62 to #6 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
one true pair.
#8 to #6 - finalkai (04/15/2013) [-]
One True Pairing
One True Pairing
User avatar #26 to #8 - cousin (04/15/2013) [-]
I was trying to read some stuff and that really ****** my eyes up.
User avatar #50 to #8 - zakaizer (04/15/2013) [-]
.... I just... Wha. I have no comprehensible reaction to this
#9 to #6 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
One true pairing or something like that.
#18 to #6 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
tumblr term for "one true pairing"
User avatar #53 - draezeth (04/15/2013) [-]
LIBERTEA!
#15 - usernameerror (04/15/2013) [-]
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#95 - dwarfman (04/15/2013) [-]
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#27 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
Hetalia: USUK
Look it up. Partially canon as even the mangaka supports it.
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