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#3 - anonymous (06/18/2013) [+] (64 replies)
definitely usa
america's been a bigger bunch of dicks than the soviets ever were
#6 - chaosnazo (06/18/2013) [+] (24 replies)
User avatar #13 to #6 - smokedmeatlog (06/18/2013) [-]
Quality over quantity. Bringing a person to the moon and back safely was a MUCH greater achievement than all those because it is the first step in populating other planets. Those achievements are in no way bad, but the US's was better.
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User avatar #11 - EventHorizon (06/18/2013) [-]
The Cold War was actually the US and USSR laying their soft dicks on the table and arguing over which was bigger, while always being afraid of getting erect or else the world would be destroyed in a flood of semen.
#2 - agentmoleman (06/18/2013) [-]
USA's face afterwards..
USA's face afterwards..
#66 - UnsafeSex (06/19/2013) [+] (9 replies)
That guys pretty... cocky ...about his analogy.
#70 to #69 - UnsafeSex (06/19/2013) [-]
I tried...
User avatar #15 - galacticboner (06/18/2013) [-]
At dinner, the other day, I was talking about what we were studying in History class and I mentioned the Cold War and my mom asked me to explain it to her because she never quite understood and being quite a History buff I get really excited when people ask me about this kind of stuff, but as soon as I was about to explain it to her my dad cleared his throat and said "oh, the cold war? wasn't that when Russia bombarded USA with fridges?"
I chocked on my food and it's not even that funny.
User avatar #68 - osimonmagus (06/19/2013) [-]
Well, when you show your small penis...you get laughed at.
When the U.S. or U.S.S.R. shows it's small penis.....you get blasted back to atoms.
User avatar #40 - srskate (06/19/2013) [-]
Except their dicks are so glorious that if they even tried to measure them the world would explode.
User avatar #82 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Tsar Bomb - 100MT
Castle Bravo - 20 MT

Pretty obvious who is bigger.
#65 - yusay ONLINE (06/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I love how the Reagan аdministration just started waving around ******** like the Star Wars program and Russia believed it and spent even more money.
#156 - anonilator (06/19/2013) [-]
Or maybe it was really cold ,since it's the"cold" war and their penises shrank down to a nearly invisible size
User avatar #149 - Ttrome (06/19/2013) [-]
I think it would be more accurate to say, that i wasn't the fear of the other part having a bigger penis, that were holding them back, but the fear that other part, even with a smaller penis, would still be able to **** them in the ass.
#132 - thascomrad (06/19/2013) [-]
MFW it's true
User avatar #75 - dashgamer (06/19/2013) [-]
Mutually Assured Embarrassment.
User avatar #72 - falconxmard (06/19/2013) [-]
or they didn't want to showdown because it would trigger nuclear exchanges on both sides that would destroy the world
User avatar #39 - gibroner ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
I plan on becoming a history teacher and that is how I'm going to explain it to my students
#18 - mattymc (06/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
so it starts with USSR flashing germany and the USA flashing Japan (WWII) and it ends with both of them having to chop half their dicks off (START treaties and dissolution)?
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