tags are the truth. I love you.. shay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will he a My or a gin female sperm swims slo
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tags are the truth

I love you.

shay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in
whether or not a child will he a My or a gin
female sperm swims slower than male sperm. but the males can' t
swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will
be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be
a higher chance tor the child to be a boy,
so in conclusion
it you have a let sens you have a trig elicit
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#2 - Flong (07/28/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Am I the only one who thinks everyone on Tumblr is full of **** ?

Pic related
#3 - saintjimmyisawesom ONLINE (07/28/2013) [+] (6 replies)
MFW I have three brothers..
MFW I have three brothers..
#8 - anonymous (07/28/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Because everyone know there's such a thing as FEMALE SPERM.....
#12 to #8 - anonymous (07/28/2013) [-]
most likely he mean sperm that carries X chromosome - female and one that carries Y chromosome - male, anyway one being faster than the other is complete ******** .
#15 - tazze (07/28/2013) [+] (9 replies)
joke's on you, I'd prefer to have a daughter rather than a son
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#38 - Bit has deleted their comment [+] (14 replies)
#126 - wiredguy ONLINE (07/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The stupidity is actually making my brain hurt.

DOES NO-ONE IN THE WORLD KNOW **** ABOUT ANATOMY?

It's not just like, a canal the sperm swim up to meet the egg instantly.
It's a process which takes days and days.
And they all start off in the same section of the uterus anyway. A wall is built out of cervical mucus which the sperm must ascend to pass through. Etc, etc. It's complicated.

There's even a small section before the final fusion of gametes wherein the female body releases chemicals to make the remaining few sperm "sleep". They remain like this for some time until they are reactivated to get to the egg.
Plus, multiple cells must sacrifice themselves burrowing into the hard outer surface of the egg, one of the later ones to come along who expends less energy is the one which actually fertilises the ovum.

On top of all of this, the vagina is actually only a matter of centimetres deep, any extra penis length which is forced inside is entirely due to stretching. The ejaculate would end up no "closer" to its terminus if one had a longer shaft.
#115 - kaycie (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
me in your moms pussy
me in your moms pussy
User avatar #80 - itsallinthefunny (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My dad had 4 girls followed by 4 boys. 2 girls with his first wife, 1 with his second, and 1 girl then 4 boys with my mom.
User avatar #84 to #80 - mikek (07/28/2013) [-]
Your dads been busy
#49 - Sinless (07/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
But females don't have sperm
#112 - dvdstvns (07/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kdoja3hlk
Considering whether or not we're male or female isn't determined until AFTER the sperm and egg meet, we can conclude tumblr is full of 'tards
User avatar #114 to #112 - Nihatclodra (07/28/2013) [-]
You do realize that Sperm either are carrying the X chromosome, or the Y chromosome: and whichever fertilizes the egg determines gender. Features unique to gender don't show up until after fertilization: but the gender is already genetically determined by the sperm.
User avatar #127 - Smidgit (07/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
so if my dad has 2 sons and 2 daughters, what does this mean?
User avatar #129 to #127 - DiabloStrawhat (07/28/2013) [-]
Your mother is sleeping with the mailman.
#101 - whistleandrun (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
damn right
#185 - hydromatic (07/28/2013) [-]
"Female sperm"
"Female sperm"

#173 - ThaLuckyWilly (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Female sperm"
"Female sperm"
#143 - mcwachner (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**mcwachner rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Horse Potter ** I have 3 brothers.
#175 - confusedasian (07/28/2013) [-]
I guess I'm having daughters.   
   
   
   
   
 >Implying I'll ever be in a relationship.
I guess I'm having daughters.




>Implying I'll ever be in a relationship.
#180 - willindor ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
MFW female sperm.
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#81 - beaterz has deleted their comment [+] (7 replies)
#83 to #81 - pridefulmatthew (07/28/2013) [-]
I'm 100% positive that the post was referring to only the sperm from a man... As it said sperm that will result in a female can swim longer, sperm that will result in a male can swim faster. This post was in no way talking about females eggs.
#61 - anonymous (07/28/2013) [-]
holy **** arthur weasley
User avatar #194 - vortexrain (07/29/2013) [+] (9 replies)
That's total ******** .
My dad has a small dick, and he had my half-brother, my sister, me, and my three younger brothers.
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