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tags are the truth

shay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in
whether or not a child will he a My or a gin
female sperm swims slower than male sperm. but the males can' t
swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will
be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be
a higher chance tor the child to be a boy,
so in conclusion
it you have a let sens you have a trig elicit
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#3 - saintjimmyisawesom ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
MFW I have three brothers..
MFW I have three brothers..
#132 to #3 - clickythepirate (07/28/2013) [-]
So what you're saying is you wanna gag on it?
#157 to #3 - thascomrad (07/28/2013) [-]
MFW I have 3 sisters and 2 brothers and I'm the youngest..
#192 to #3 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
Is she gagging? Not the right gif to complain about your father's penis I reckon.
#138 to #3 - kassdesu (07/28/2013) [-]
I'm the oldest of 6 brothers
#55 to #3 - itsdasp (07/28/2013) [-]
MFW I have three sisters.   
   
Trade?
MFW I have three sisters.

Trade?
#104 to #55 - saintjimmyisawesom ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
PLEASE
PLEASE
#2 - Flong (07/28/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who thinks everyone on Tumblr is full of **** ?

Pic related
#72 to #2 - anon (07/28/2013) [-]
You really think people would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
#148 to #2 - anon (07/28/2013) [-]
Yea and it really irritates me when people ******** around.
#209 to #2 - riposter (07/29/2013) [-]
There are 7 billi... so no
#199 to #2 - wardylocks (07/29/2013) [-]
>thinks tumblr is full of 			****		   
>40% of the front page is tumblr posts   
>created by tumblr   
>on tumblr   
>posts a tumblr post to prove his point on hating tumblr
>thinks tumblr is full of ****
>40% of the front page is tumblr posts
>created by tumblr
>on tumblr
>posts a tumblr post to prove his point on hating tumblr
#226 to #199 - hokeymon ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
They're full of 			****		 but that doesn't mean we can't laugh at their stupidity.
They're full of **** but that doesn't mean we can't laugh at their stupidity.
#128 to #2 - anon (07/28/2013) [-]
Again, it's only a minority that act like this. It's all dependent upon who you follow.
Besides, I doubt FJ has any right to say that another website's userbase is full of **** . Every day the front page is flooded with reposts, "facts," and other pointless **** .
#68 to #2 - thebigfudge ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
I think most people on the internet is full of 			****		. Especially me.
I think most people on the internet is full of **** . Especially me.
#98 to #2 - crazyolitis (07/28/2013) [-]
What kind of disgusting pancake is that?
#188 to #98 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
ya the ****** thing looks like it wasn't even cooked and then soaked in butter
#115 - kaycie (07/28/2013) [-]
me in your moms pussy
me in your moms pussy
User avatar #232 to #115 - kittyporn (07/30/2013) [-]
threw up in my socks. bravo.
#15 - tazze (07/28/2013) [-]
joke's on you, I'd prefer to have a daughter rather than a son
User avatar #17 to #15 - screaming (07/28/2013) [-]
I wouldn't, they'd be a pain in the arse bringing up. I'm from a family of 4 sons and even my mum says that I should hope to have a boy.
User avatar #19 to #17 - northleech (07/28/2013) [-]
Yup, and puberty is a lot worse with girls. But I bet most people here have been watching anime and hentai where the girls are as plain as rocks and think that's how it works.
#151 to #19 - anon (07/28/2013) [-]
All depends on the girl... I got better during puberty. Before that I was a demonchild
#20 to #19 - screaming (07/28/2013) [-]
Glad someone agrees with me.
Glad someone agrees with me.
User avatar #32 to #15 - PedoBearFTW (07/28/2013) [-]
You would mistake puberty/PMS for demonic possession. You do not want a girl.
User avatar #30 to #15 - pepemex (07/28/2013) [-]
Why? Daughters can't pass on your last name, they're useless.
User avatar #36 to #15 - whycanticaps (07/28/2013) [-]
but then you have to deal with your daughter bringing guys home


Best be polishing them weapons when he walks in the door
#37 to #36 - tazze (07/28/2013) [-]
that's just part of the fun in having a daughter
the scaring guys off with guns part, I mean
User avatar #76 to #37 - toadkillerdog (07/28/2013) [-]
that's great, then your daughter is only gonna bring home the most obnoxious, thuggish, violent guys she can find.
#126 - wiredguy (07/28/2013) [-]
The stupidity is actually making my brain hurt.

DOES NO-ONE IN THE WORLD KNOW **** ABOUT ANATOMY?

It's not just like, a canal the sperm swim up to meet the egg instantly.
It's a process which takes days and days.
And they all start off in the same section of the uterus anyway. A wall is built out of cervical mucus which the sperm must ascend to pass through. Etc, etc. It's complicated.

There's even a small section before the final fusion of gametes wherein the female body releases chemicals to make the remaining few sperm "sleep". They remain like this for some time until they are reactivated to get to the egg.
Plus, multiple cells must sacrifice themselves burrowing into the hard outer surface of the egg, one of the later ones to come along who expends less energy is the one which actually fertilises the ovum.

On top of all of this, the vagina is actually only a matter of centimetres deep, any extra penis length which is forced inside is entirely due to stretching. The ejaculate would end up no "closer" to its terminus if one had a longer shaft.
User avatar #224 to #126 - romneykun (07/29/2013) [-]
Nice one Richie.
Thank you.
User avatar #161 to #126 - kietzu (07/28/2013) [-]
This is why I love this site. You always find people who know their **** .

Even if the **** is very detailed and full of information that I wish I could forget.
User avatar #146 to #126 - instantly (07/28/2013) [-]
I get mentioned in a comment and its about the science of impregnation. Brilliant.
#101 - whistleandrun (07/28/2013) [-]
damn right
#173 - ThaLuckyWilly (07/28/2013) [-]
"Female sperm"
"Female sperm"
#184 to #173 - gisuar (07/28/2013) [-]
he should have said x and y sperm well since the x is a lot bigger than the y it might even be plausible
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#117 to #38 - anon (07/28/2013) [-]
pics or it never happened
#134 to #38 - anon (07/28/2013) [-]
Maybe he wasn't balls deep when it happened?
#135 to #38 - anon (07/28/2013) [-]
I am just gonna pretend that Konata actually said this so my boner will be bigger.
#152 to #38 - cirruss (07/28/2013) [-]
Im guessing you walking in on them? right?
User avatar #163 to #38 - cubanwhiteman ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
I guess your dad didn't learn, pulling out clearly does not always work.
User avatar #212 to #38 - newfeliperuiz (07/29/2013) [-]
I feel like there's a really good story behind this one
User avatar #82 to #38 - iloverapingmen (07/28/2013) [-]
tardassa?
User avatar #69 to #38 - lazypaul (07/28/2013) [-]
Now hang on a minute...

How did you end up seeing your dads erect penis?
User avatar #97 to #69 - fukkendragonite (07/28/2013) [-]
well he/she did KINDA came out of their dad's erect penis...

but I suppose arguably they wouldn't remember THAT particular occasion.
#175 - confusedasian (07/28/2013) [-]
I guess I'm having daughters.   
   
   
   
   
 >Implying I'll ever be in a relationship.
I guess I'm having daughters.




>Implying I'll ever be in a relationship.
#61 - anon (07/28/2013) [-]
holy **** arthur weasley
#49 - Sinless (07/28/2013) [-]
But females don't have sperm
User avatar #56 to #49 - wumbido (07/28/2013) [-]
i think he meant the sperms that contain a y chromosone
User avatar #58 to #56 - Sinless (07/28/2013) [-]
Yeah I know, I was just pointing out what it sounded like.
User avatar #59 to #58 - wumbido (07/28/2013) [-]
Gotcha
User avatar #57 to #56 - wumbido (07/28/2013) [-]
and the ones with two x chromosone
User avatar #149 to #57 - wiredguy (07/28/2013) [-]
Wtf did you just type.

The ones with two X chromosomes are genetically defected, the child would suffer from trisomy 23, karyotype 47XXX.
The ones with a Y chromosome would make the offspring male.

You're looking for X. Just a single X chromosome.
#150 - anon (07/28/2013) [-]
Arthur Weasley. Nuff said.
User avatar #107 - likeabosslikeaboss (07/28/2013) [-]
i doubt the science in this...
#26 - rakaka ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
**rakaka rolled a random image posted in comment #5304680 at Furries **
MFW I'm the only male in a family of 4 children
#185 - hydromatic (07/28/2013) [-]
"Female sperm"
"Female sperm"

#143 - mcwachner (07/28/2013) [-]
**mcwachner rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Horse Potter ** I have 3 brothers.
User avatar #195 - sackit (07/29/2013) [-]
So there are only girls in china?
#180 - willindor (07/28/2013) [-]
MFW female sperm.
#178 - KingofPhobia (07/28/2013) [-]
OR the woman has a deep vagina
#227 to #178 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
either way you would meet a point where you can't go any further.
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