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stay off my land you skyrims

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these fucs; in aiit" ! can suck rm"
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#11 - navien (07/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#15 - isuriand ONLINE (07/13/2014) [+] (31 replies)
I honestly like how Bethesda (for the most part) did the civil war.

I support the stormcloaks in their right in freedom of worship and their fight against the thalmor (who are absolute pricks in my opinion, my high elf hates I think even more than my nord). but at the same time jarl's ulfric behavior towards non nords (non humans in particular) is worrying at best. (not to mention there is the argument that ulfric cares more about becoming high king then the issues he campaigns ; but that's a little too treacherous water for me to cross right now).
User avatar #22 to #15 - moistnuggests ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
The writing for the civil war is great but not so much how it was implemented, the story and premise are all there but the only signs of a civil war are to be seen in cities and a few vague mentions. The vanilla civil war leaves a lot for the imagination, mods change that and add various battles and make cities actually care about you're allegiances and make the war actually feel like a war.

Now for Ulfric and the stormcloaks, I haven't played in a while but from what I recall after talking with virtually every npc in the game I've found that there is every possible reason to hate Ulfric.
The ban on Talos worship was never enforced until Ulfric started pointing out that Talos was still being worshiped and the dominion thus had a reason to send those female amusement-systems in green into skyrim to enforce the treaty.

Ulfric doesn't give two digestive end products about the people or fate of skyrim, he wants power.

Ulfric is basically being used by the dominion, refer to the journal in the embassy about him for more information. Basically the he was captured then released because the Thalmor thought he would do exactly what he is doing. They want a reason to go to war and Ulfric is their door into doing it lawfully.

Even if Ulfric was a decent guy who wanted his people to be free, he has some serious lack of foresight. He is loosing men left and right against the empire and he knows the Thalmor will attack as soon as he takes power and legalizes Talos worship. Whats his plan against the Thalmor? The whole intense bodyloveing empire couldn't beat them and he is having trouble against the empire half-assly trying to stop his revolt.


TL:dr I like Talos, I hate the dominion, I don't have a strong love for the empire, but I also hate Ulfric because the intense bodyloveer has caused more problems for skyrim then even the dominion ever could and is likely going to get every man, woman and child in skyrim enslaved or killed.
#59 - docvolto (07/14/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I always play Skyrim as a Nord and side with the Imperials.
#44 - masonhawke (07/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
All these people here arguing about empire or rebellion...while i just sit here casting spells.
All these people here arguing about empire or rebellion...while i just sit here casting spells.
#51 - solarisofcelestia (07/13/2014) [+] (6 replies)
#1 - anonymous (07/13/2014) [+] (15 replies)
Skyrim for the Nords!
#40 - icedmochafrappe (07/13/2014) [-]
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#6 - pulpunderground ONLINE (07/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of the Thalmors screams for mercy, mercy that will never come.
#12 - Crax (07/13/2014) [+] (21 replies)
I can never bring myself to play Stormcloak because I know too much about the lore and I know that if Stormcloaks win, then the world actually ends.
I can never bring myself to play Stormcloak because I know too much about the lore and I know that if Stormcloaks win, then the world actually ends.
#75 - demandsgayversion (07/14/2014) [-]
Look at all that funny
User avatar #49 - manofiron (07/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
The stormcloaks logic is retarded. "Hey, let's rebel against the empire after we just barely survived a war with elves hell-bent on wiping out mankind." Genius
User avatar #58 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (07/14/2014) [+] (11 replies)
So, I didn't follow the whole War thing when playing Skyrim. I went Dark Brotherhood and just killed people.

Could anybody explain to me exactly what was going on?
User avatar #74 to #72 - heartlessrobot (07/14/2014) [-]
I do know that once the challenge has been made, a time and place of the duel is to be decided, giving both combatants time to prepare, and the one that has been challenged to a duel gets to decide the weapons and armor to be used. Magick is banned in traditional Nord duels, as it is considered a witch weapon. This includes enhancement potions, enchantments, and Thu'um. Poison is not allowed either, as these are all the weapons of cowards.
#129 - anonymous (07/14/2014) [-]
By the nine! What heresy is this? Talos for life, faggots
#128 - gladiuss (07/14/2014) [-]
That's some creative digestive end product there you suave intense bodyloveer.
User avatar #78 - thenightmarechild ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
Talos: "My people have abandoned me, Their faith and shrines have vanished. They Have abandoned me, and the empire I created."

Honestly, no-one cares about talos anymore.
#39 - megatrondecepticon (07/13/2014) [-]
Stormcloaks4life
Stormcloaks4life
#123 - rjgnal (07/14/2014) [-]
meet the intense bodyloveer
#114 - dudewitharake ONLINE (07/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
now, I've only been gone for a few days from FJ, but has something gone terribly wrong with this motherintense bodyloveing cocksucking digestive end product-eating taint-sucking digestive end product piss female amusement-system motherintense bodyloveing Tourette's inducing language filter? or am I just seeing things?  pardon the spam, it just seems like I type something filthy and it changes to something completely different
now, I've only been gone for a few days from FJ, but has something gone terribly wrong with this motherintense bodyloveing cocksucking digestive end product-eating taint-sucking digestive end product piss female amusement-system motherintense bodyloveing Tourette's inducing language filter? or am I just seeing things? pardon the spam, it just seems like I type something filthy and it changes to something completely different
#115 to #114 - dudewitharake ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
what in the ding dang doodily is happening to my coarse language?
User avatar #41 - chrisel (07/13/2014) [-]
When I became thane of Whiterun, the first thing I did was hit the Jarl with my steel warhammer, run outside, punch that not so good lady called Braith, killed two soldiers and then I said I was a thane and I got away with it.
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