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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - jakeattack
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(07/13/2014) [-]
make sure to do it upside down so they cant climb up the uterus
User avatar #12 to #2 - supertanto
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(07/14/2014) [-]
but then they might get down syndrome
#44 to #12 - jakeattack
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(07/14/2014) [-]
Damn,foiled again!
#7 - grimmwaters
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(07/13/2014) [-]
Wrap it before you tap it ******.
User avatar #14 to #7 - hellomynameisbill
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(07/14/2014) [-]
cover before you fuc.k 'er
User avatar #15 to #14 - grimmwaters
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(07/14/2014) [-]
Be a good bey, wrap you're toy.
#27 to #15 - anon id: 7677b773
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(07/14/2014) [-]
Sheath you're torch, before you paint her porch.
#34 to #7 - superblargh
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(07/14/2014) [-]
Saved these a very long time ago from the comment section
1) Cover you're stump before you hump
2) Before you attack her, wrap you're whacker
3) Don't be silly, protect you're Willie
4) When in doubt shroud you spout
5) Don't be a loner, cover you're boner
6) You can't go wrong, if you shield you're dong
7) If you’re not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8) If you think she's spunky, cover you're monkey
9) It will be sweeter if you wrap you're peter
10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize
11) She won't get sick if you wrap you're dick
12) If you go into heat, package you're meat
13) While you're undressing Venus, dress up you're penis
14) When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up you're mouse
15) Especially in December, gift wrap you're member
16) Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
17) Don't be a fool, vulcanize you're tool
18) The right selection, is to protect you're erection
19) Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil
20) A crank with armor, will never harm her
21) If you really love her, wear a cover
22) Don't make a mistake, cover you're snake
23) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
#35 to #34 - grimmwaters
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(07/14/2014) [-]
If you're doing it all night, armor your knight.
#20 to #7 - draxdiesel
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(07/14/2014) [-]
nah. dont be a dummy, cum on her tummy
nah. dont be a dummy, cum on her tummy
#16 - tumblrpyrofox
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(07/14/2014) [-]
Just like if you use hand sanitizer as lube so the sperm dies before it goes in my vajayjay hehe
my bisexual boyfriend uses germ x as lube so we don't have to worry about me getting pregnant
User avatar #36 to #16 - jnovuse
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(07/14/2014) [-]
I call BS, the alcohol in those products would cause burning in you're "vajayjay". And yes, I speak from experience on that.
#39 to #16 - margrave
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#19 to #16 - fuckallthelobsters
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(07/14/2014) [-]
i had some questions, but then i saw your username.
i had some questions, but then i saw your username.
User avatar #26 to #19 - pizzaweed
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(07/14/2014) [-]
I've never seen the funky chicken done, in rage, so perfectly
User avatar #24 to #19 - imadeanaccountforu
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(07/14/2014) [-]
Is he... doing the chicken dance?... fabulous.
User avatar #23 - rootintootinputin
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(07/14/2014) [-]
if you dont get the senator part, a us senator said a woman cant get pregnant from rape because her body would know and her uterus would just shut down so it wont get pregnant
User avatar #43 to #23 - ivoryhammer
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(07/14/2014) [-]
Only reason why jokers like him get voted in is because most voters only care about the president, and just base the other votes on the party.
User avatar #25 to #23 - thesovereigngrave
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(07/14/2014) [-]
I also read that after he apologized, he went and took the apology back; he stated that the stress of the rape would guarantee that the woman wouldn't get pregnant, or something like that.
#28 - loitersquads
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#33 - bucketexplain
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(07/14/2014) [-]
PRO TIP: you won't get pregnant if you put Malic acid into you're vagina. it feels great and will prevent pregnancy!
PRO TIP: you won't get pregnant if you put Malic acid into you're vagina. it feels great and will prevent pregnancy!
#42 to #33 - anon id: b0bcdc85
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(07/14/2014) [-]
you're*
#31 - yisumad
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#5 - anon id: c988c8b8
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(07/13/2014) [-]
Unwanted pregnancy, thanks Obama !
Unwanted pregnancy, thanks Obama !
User avatar #29 to #5 - shogg
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(07/14/2014) [-]
Republican makes retarded comment on rape
Blame democrat
#30 to #29 - yisumad
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'murca
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