so much discomfort. . you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures something is always touching you q you can always see your nose your tong
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so much discomfort

you have never seen your own
face, only reflections and
pictures
something is always touching
you
q you can always see your nose
your tongue never sits
comfortably in your mouth
you will never feel something
exactly the same way someone
else does
you can' t imagine a new colour
this ruined my life
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Submitted: 04/09/2014
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#5 - deezknuts (04/09/2014) [-]
>you can always see your nose
>you can always see your nose
#27 - icameheretotroll (04/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
BLELLOW   
   
ITS A COMBINATION OF BLUE AND YELLOW
BLELLOW

ITS A COMBINATION OF BLUE AND YELLOW
User avatar #6 - princessrosalina (04/09/2014) [+] (6 replies)
1. Yep
2.. Well, if you were naked in space...
3. When you blink, you only see the inside of your eyelids
4. Mine feels comfortable right now
5. Yep
6. They all exist already.
User avatar #12 - ninjaroo (04/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"You have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures"
Hurr de ******* durr by that logic no one else has seen my face either, only the light reflecting off of it.
User avatar #59 - Mr Ronok (04/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
cant see your own face, can always see your own nose... pick one
#60 - qmzp ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
Yup
User avatar #24 - altairibnlaahad (04/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>Something is always touching you

What if I jump into a vacuum naked?
User avatar #28 to #24 - drzix (04/09/2014) [-]
You'd die
#67 - numbas (04/09/2014) [-]
**numbas rolled image** the tongue one
#1 - fantasma (04/09/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I TRY to imagine new colors, then I just get mad.
I TRY to imagine new colors, then I just get mad.
User avatar #3 to #2 - superpats ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
guy, guys, guys, calm down. Trying to imagine a new color is a trap. Because there's no such thing as a new color. Every color has ALWAYS existed.
#62 - squashedpumpkin (04/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Noting can touch you ...when jumping naked.
User avatar #35 - Funnel ONLINE (04/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
"you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures"
Mostly true, you can see parts of your face but not the entire face, unless you are really curious and have a sharp knife at your disposal.

"something is always touching you"
Not true, it is technically impossible for humans to touch anything, as atoms repel each other, no human has ever really touched anything ever.

"you can always see your nose"
Not true, close your eyes and you can't see your nose, some people don't even have a nose.

"your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth"
Not true, following the definition of the word comfort, our tongue is comfortable most of our life.

"you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does"
This is rendered moot by my previous statement, humans cannot touch.

"you can't imagine a new colour"
This is a bit of an odd one, it is technically a moot statement, as colours don't really exist. What we perceive as colours are just different wavelengths of light that don't actually have a colour, and we can't create beams of light in our head to play around with, so it is technically impossible to create new colours in our brain, but from another perspective every colour you have ever seen has been invented by yourself in your brain and there is no way for us to really determine if the colours others see match the colours we see ourselves, so every colour we see might be uniquely invented in our brain.
#81 - newsuperyoshi (04/10/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Pink.
Pink.
User avatar #83 to #81 - lolollo ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
Pink is a light shade of red. Whatever fancy science documentary you got that from is full of **** .
User avatar #104 - farrett (04/10/2014) [-]
actually nothing is ever touching you on an atomic level. nothing is touching anything
User avatar #95 - nucularwar (04/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>something is always touching you

bitch jump in the air while naked
User avatar #73 - guiguito (04/10/2014) [+] (4 replies)
If i jump naked, technicaly i would not be touch anything.
#51 - megashot ONLINE (04/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
i've never understood the thing with the tongue, my tongue is quite comfortable at all times, is it just me?
i've never understood the thing with the tongue, my tongue is quite comfortable at all times, is it just me?
User avatar #54 to #51 - DontDeleteMeAgain (04/09/2014) [-]
Im that way, until someone actually mentions it, then i can feel my teeth pushing against my tongue.
User avatar #18 - mypickinuraxe (04/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The color one is ******* stupid because if you think up a new color, then it obviously exists and is therefore not a new color!
User avatar #17 - bradyrussell (04/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"You have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures"

Isn't it your face that you're looking at.....?
#61 - anonymous (04/09/2014) [-]
you are actually never toching anything
User avatar #7 - drolyeknom (04/09/2014) [+] (6 replies)
7. You will never know whether you are the only real person

8. Time is said to pass by at different speed for different people

I made up my own color, because no one else seems to see it. I call it Radma. I see it when RADio waves and gamMA rays cross and mix (They are on opposite sides of the light spectrum). This happens a lot in society. I see it well at night through when there's less light being all mixed in by the sun. Doctor's don't have the technology to see if my eyes have some sort of genetic mutation.They might have to wait till I die and dissect my eyes. It's kinda cool, its like my super power, especially at night (1 reason I work night shift). I can see where every radio station, telecommunication station and emergency service station are in a town/city. I can tell if there's a cop car hiding behind corners, see cars a bit in dense fog and . The color gets very dim if the radio waves only mix with alpha and beta waves (less radioactive than gamma but more than X-rays). X-rays are not strong enough for me to see or I have never really looked at an X-ray machine hard enough in the dark. It creates an aura that emits from radio transmitters and comes in contact with just a little bit of radiation (gamma) in the atmosphere. I like to think; maybe if I have a kid the gene might get stronger and start some of the first (known) X-men level mutants. Maybe they will be able to see Electromagnetic signatures through walls, to the point of seeing people's nervous system sending signals through their body. BOOM!!! HEADSHOT THROUGH THE WALL!
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