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#13 - komandantmirkoo (02/26/2014) [-]
>be 12-13   
>go to a female friends birthday party   
>kinda lame since almost nobody showed up except 2 other girls from my class (that time of the year when families go on vacations)   
>alcohol was introduced   
>long story short, ended making out with the party girl and the other two were walking around naked and drunk as 						****					.   
>im 21 now and nothing to this day has ever topped that experience.   
>mfw i'm not even 						***********
>be 12-13
>go to a female friends birthday party
>kinda lame since almost nobody showed up except 2 other girls from my class (that time of the year when families go on vacations)
>alcohol was introduced
>long story short, ended making out with the party girl and the other two were walking around naked and drunk as **** .
>im 21 now and nothing to this day has ever topped that experience.
>mfw i'm not even ***********
#60 to #13 - kainhall (02/26/2014) [-]
man, you people dont know how to party if thats your top event.

our last party... 8 of us that all went to high school together in a small montana town ended up in kalispell montana... i was up to ski from college. i had a long weekend.

so, i finally find the house, walk in, and theirs 7 people i know... 2 of wich are drunk as **** already starting fights.... one came on the home owners little sisters bed... he was told to **** in their by the home owner....

me and a buddy started making mixed drinks (screwdrivers with a bit of citrus.... gets people ****** up) and then the party started happining. us glasgow boys had the home owner running around finding **** we needed.... pong balls, moose bowel, deck of cards. we took over control hahaha

got my balls and **** grabbed by one girl, made out with another girl randomly in a corner, made plans with this girl to go **** at the hotel, then learned she was 17... told her to call me when she turns 18 haha.

my buddies started a fight out side.... finished it, and the cops got called.

cops kicked in the door... everyone goes out the back "FREEZE KALISPELL POLICE"
**** that.... run to hotel. leave town next morning.

this was a college party.... their was no hard alcohol, half the people could not keep up with our "casual drinking". aprently, back hills, middle of know where NE montana boys know how to party and drink.

2 of my buddies also got laid.



your parties ******* suck funny junk.


User avatar #96 to #60 - hashtronaut (02/26/2014) [-]
I'm..not even able to read this entire comment. the smell of ******** is just too strong
#85 to #60 - mumphrey (02/26/2014) [-]
If that is your idea of a good time, you should move to Norway. That is what we call Tuesday.

MFW I'm not even joking this is me yes
#102 to #101 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
Im a Norwegian and people like that guy are seriously a bunch of assholes.
I hate people like this.
#133 to #102 - mumphrey (02/27/2014) [-]
You hate me based on a picture and a text meant to be funny? Well, okay
User avatar #40 to #13 - sammyjankiis (02/26/2014) [-]
Nothing has every topped 12 year old girls walking around naked? You are one sick ************ .
User avatar #81 to #40 - hokeymon (02/26/2014) [-]
He was also 12-13 at that time. Nothing wrong enjoying that moment if you're the same age.
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