oops. . KNEE rt: wad: study; chesney: The girl gasped as she watched her shoe tall frem the reef their ten storey apartment building- Her eyes widened in horror
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KNEE rt:
wad:
study; chesney:
The girl gasped as she watched her shoe tall
frem the reef their ten storey apartment
building- Her eyes widened in horror when her
slipper didn' t hit the celt cement ground below
as it landed upon the head
a passerby-
The young man stumbled and nearly tell over
by the sudden assault on his head
Dazed, the man Geeked around tor what had hit
him and faund a simple, white slipper. He
Geeked to the reef where he cerld only assume
the shoe came frem and faund the young girl
frem floor
Sew!" She called dawn-
The man grabbed her fallen shoe and yelled
back at her, "Wait right there!"
The girl happed eff the ledge and wrung her
hands tegether anxiously as she waited Her
heart pounded lewdly that she feared that it
weild pop right out her chest. She debated
Waiting as instructed or fleeing. If she stayed
she weild get an earful. If she left
she cerld amid face his wrath
anither day and risk the possibility her
parents fondling out.
Severe she cerld make her final precision., the
deer leading to the rooftop flew open and the
man stepped forward -
Is this your wee?" He asked though he
already knew the answer.
The girl bawed deeply. "I' m sorry"
The man sighed "Sitdown." he instructed as
he gestured towards the ledge. The girl did as
she was frightened to question his
demand. She kept apologizing profusely as the
man drew near and sheek like a leaf on a
windy day-
She nearly shrieked when the man knelt dawn
in frend her and lifted her right leg.
Ehwhat are you wing?!" She asked in a
surprised voice when the man teek her fallen
shoe and secured it pack ente her feet-
Still kneeling. the man glanced up, giving the
girl a view his handsome face. "It is a
gentleman' s duty to return a weman' s shoe."
He explained simply.
The man steed as a pink colour bleeded
beautifully on the girl' s cheeks. "
A smile tugged at the man' s lips. "Ne need to
thank me."
Wha-" The girl began to ask when the man
placed we large hands on her but
was cut short when he pushed her backwards-
Down she tell, a scream stuck in her threat.
The last thing she saw befire she met the hard
ground was the back the man' s retreating
back.
olol MY GOD
THIS WOULD BE SOME INSPIRATIONAL
HIF* STER POST BUT I THOUGHT WRONG
what
WHAT THE **** JUST HAPPENED THIS IS NOT THE ENDING
TC) CINDERELLA
A proper gentleman gives a woman her wee back befire shoving her
eff a reef.
And all the ***** were given after that girl' s wee hit him in the naggin.
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User avatar #15 - warrenzthehero (09/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
... And then the girl falls on a passerby.
User avatar #4 - IAmManbearpig (09/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
that was not only the ending I expected, but the ending I hoped for
User avatar #27 - thedarkestrogue (09/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"the back of the mans retreating back"
that phrase doesn't quite work.
#13 - infinitereaper ONLINE (09/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Woman walk retarded on rooftop
>Foot in air
>Feel many good
>shoe she wear fall down
>hit man on head...

>man is kill
User avatar #2 - turnonthenews (09/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
How in the FVCk can she see the man's back when she hits the pavement?!? He's walking away on the FVCKING roof ten stories above.
#20 - ghostofgemini (09/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Then she falls on a passerby, and some dude is just standing there like <<
#19 - anonymous (09/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
He should have responded

"It was my privilege."
User avatar #25 to #19 - steamloler (09/28/2013) [-]
Priviledge *
User avatar #9 - thetom (09/28/2013) [-]
she experienced more than most. ive never seen the back of someones back.
#26 - adu (09/28/2013) [-]
This is how Kenji gets the feminists to lower their guard.
He has experience with rooftops and people falling off of them.
#35 - woodywoodlinson (09/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
&quot;The things I do for love&quot;
"The things I do for love"
#17 - allennis (09/28/2013) [-]
What the ****
#14 - thisiswrong (09/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #33 - aaronisdown (09/28/2013) [-]
'The Lannisters send their regards'
#30 - timmyrustler (09/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It's like a 'How it Should Have Ended' for this Arctic Monkeys' classic.

Arctic Monkeys- Leave Before The Lights Come On (Official Video) (Domino Records)
#28 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Tumblr sees a nice little story.
Funnyjunk sees people getting pushed off roofs.

This is what separates us.
User avatar #5 - deescalation ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
I thought he was going to flip her by the leg before even giving her the shoe back
#1 - mrbassman (09/27/2013) [-]
I really didn't expect that either.
I really didn't expect that either.
#44 - taile (10/06/2013) [-]
Oh the internet... You already knew it was gonna get f*** up.
User avatar #43 - stupro (09/28/2013) [-]
I expected this
>T..Thank you...
>It was my privilege
#42 - mankey (09/28/2013) [-]
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