oops. . KNEE rt: wad: study; chesney: The girl gasped as she watched her shoe tall frem the reef their ten storey apartment building- Her eyes widened in horror
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KNEE rt:
wad:
study; chesney:
The girl gasped as she watched her shoe tall
frem the reef their ten storey apartment
building- Her eyes widened in horror when her
slipper didn' t hit the celt cement ground below
as it landed upon the head
a passerby-
The young man stumbled and nearly tell over
by the sudden assault on his head
Dazed, the man Geeked around tor what had hit
him and faund a simple, white slipper. He
Geeked to the reef where he cerld only assume
the shoe came frem and faund the young girl
frem floor
Sew!" She called dawn-
The man grabbed her fallen shoe and yelled
back at her, "Wait right there!"
The girl happed eff the ledge and wrung her
hands tegether anxiously as she waited Her
heart pounded lewdly that she feared that it
weild pop right out her chest. She debated
Waiting as instructed or fleeing. If she stayed
she weild get an earful. If she left
she cerld amid face his wrath
anither day and risk the possibility her
parents fondling out.
Severe she cerld make her final precision., the
deer leading to the rooftop flew open and the
man stepped forward -
Is this your wee?" He asked though he
already knew the answer.
The girl bawed deeply. "I' m sorry"
The man sighed "Sitdown." he instructed as
he gestured towards the ledge. The girl did as
she was frightened to question his
demand. She kept apologizing profusely as the
man drew near and sheek like a leaf on a
windy day-
She nearly shrieked when the man knelt dawn
in frend her and lifted her right leg.
Ehwhat are you wing?!" She asked in a
surprised voice when the man teek her fallen
shoe and secured it pack ente her feet-
Still kneeling. the man glanced up, giving the
girl a view his handsome face. "It is a
gentleman' s duty to return a weman' s shoe."
He explained simply.
The man steed as a pink colour bleeded
beautifully on the girl' s cheeks. "
A smile tugged at the man' s lips. "Ne need to
thank me."
Wha-" The girl began to ask when the man
placed we large hands on her but
was cut short when he pushed her backwards-
Down she tell, a scream stuck in her threat.
The last thing she saw befire she met the hard
ground was the back the man' s retreating
back.
olol MY GOD
THIS WOULD BE SOME INSPIRATIONAL
HIF* STER POST BUT I THOUGHT WRONG
what
WHAT THE **** JUST HAPPENED THIS IS NOT THE ENDING
TC) CINDERELLA
A proper gentleman gives a woman her wee back befire shoving her
eff a reef.
And all the ***** were given after that girl' s wee hit him in the naggin.
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#47 - njack (01/03/2014) [-]
right before he opens the door a man flings open the door holding the girl asking "is this yours"
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#45 - virtualwalrus (10/08/2013) [-]
The last thing she saw before she met the hard ground was the back of the man's retreating back... twilight.
#44 - taile (10/06/2013) [-]
Oh the internet... You already knew it was gonna get f*** up.
User avatar #43 - stupro (09/28/2013) [-]
I expected this
>T..Thank you...
>It was my privilege
#42 - mankey (09/28/2013) [-]
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#40 - evanxzile (09/28/2013) [-]
******* smooth criminal.
#36 - anonymous (09/28/2013) [-]
"Damn it Littlefinger, you've got to stop doing that!"

Littlefinger pushes Lysa off a window after marrying her
#35 - woodywoodlinson (09/28/2013) [-]
"The things I do for love"
"The things I do for love"
#37 to #35 - kinginthenorth (09/28/2013) [-]
I thought the very same thing
I thought the very same thing
User avatar #33 - aaronisdown (09/28/2013) [-]
'The Lannisters send their regards'
#30 - timmyrustler (09/28/2013) [-]
It's like a 'How it Should Have Ended' for this Arctic Monkeys' classic.

Arctic Monkeys- Leave Before The Lights Come On (Official Video) (Domino Records)
User avatar #31 to #30 - Tomimize (09/28/2013) [-]
I was just thinking the same thing.
#28 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
Tumblr sees a nice little story.
Funnyjunk sees people getting pushed off roofs.

This is what separates us.
User avatar #32 to #28 - inuar (09/28/2013) [-]
i saw a nice little story and people getting pushed off roofs, and yes i use tumblr
User avatar #27 - thedarkestrogue ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
"the back of the mans retreating back"
that phrase doesn't quite work.
User avatar #39 to #27 - mutzaki (09/28/2013) [-]
Wouldn't the back of a back be a stomach?
#26 - adu (09/28/2013) [-]
This is how Kenji gets the feminists to lower their guard.
He has experience with rooftops and people falling off of them.
#20 - ghostofgemini (09/28/2013) [-]
Then she falls on a passerby, and some dude is just standing there like <<
User avatar #29 to #20 - deltoraquest (09/28/2013) [-]
and so the passerby gives the remains to the perpatraitor as it is a gentlemans duty to return a fallen female
#19 - anonymous (09/28/2013) [-]
He should have responded

"It was my privilege."
User avatar #25 to #19 - steamloler (09/28/2013) [-]
Priviledge *
User avatar #18 - kubrick (09/28/2013) [-]
This sounds like a movie I saw a really long time ago: "A Kiss Before Dying."
#17 - allennis (09/28/2013) [-]
What the ****
User avatar #15 - warrenzthehero (09/28/2013) [-]
... And then the girl falls on a passerby.
User avatar #41 to #21 - smotanko (09/28/2013) [-]
And the endless loop continues.
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