oh shoot. . radiohazard: I won' t take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move. y' know, you probably jus oh shoot radiohazard: I won' t take a bullet for anyone because if have time to jump in front of you move y' know probably jus
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #8 - infinitereaper
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I won't take anyone's bullet because that's stealing and stealing is wrong.
#116 to #8 - anon id: c5b1b2dc
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This is something I can see Mr. Mackey saying. "I won't take anyone's bullet because that's stealing and stealing is wrong, mmkay."
#118 to #8 - anon id: 6fbd7dfd
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You have no idea how many people have tried to take your comment. I scrolled down the first page of newest comments and came up with 3 or 4 people that said pretty much exactly what you did.
User avatar #124 to #118 - infinitereaper
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Stealing is wrong.
#48 to #8 - thearcher
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Nice!
Nice!
User avatar #19 to #8 - intexuz
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and stealing is for ********
#24 to #19 - jamieswhiteshirt
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With that logic, ******* should jump in front of bullets...
User avatar #69 to #8 - draeman
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I'm not racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
#79 to #69 - bronyquest
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#16 to #8 - oosulley
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That Comment
That Comment
#9 - I Am Monkey
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The one that makes the least sense to me is ******* Bruno Mars "I would catch a grenade for you". How does that help either of you. The grenade isn't going to now explode just because you caught it. If you're standing right next to her you're both going to die. Is he standing somewhere in between the person throwing the grenade and the girl, waiting to intercept it? Is he even going to try to throw the grenade elsewhere? He doesn't mention any other circumstances, so I just imagine him heroically catching the grenade and then it explodes in his hand and kills both of them.

I'd jump on a grenade for you would actually make sense, but it doesn't sound as good.
User avatar #117 to #9 - buttinspecter
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Tosh was right. Bruno Mars is not romantic. He's suicidal.
#15 to #9 - anon id: b3c92ebd
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bruno mars is **** though
#36 to #9 - daffyduckyo
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#138 to #9 - archiferd
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"Id throw my hand on a blade for ya"   
is that blade spinning? Is it one of those freaky Asians swinging a samurai sword? Is the blade even able to be stopped once it chops your hand off?   
   
These answers I must know
"Id throw my hand on a blade for ya"
is that blade spinning? Is it one of those freaky Asians swinging a samurai sword? Is the blade even able to be stopped once it chops your hand off?

These answers I must know
#47 to #9 - AdamBaum
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It's something he would do for his girl. You see, in the song, he is deeply in love with this girl. You know how people say "I would die for you."? well Bruno Mars would die for that girl, but she won't do the same, so she doesn't love him deeply the way Bruno Mars does. He would catch a grenade for her, not to save her, but to show how much he loves her, he would jump in front of a train for her,killing him, but it would be to show how much he loved her.

Picture a deeply in love, hopelessly in love man who gave all of his love to this bad woman who tossed it in the trash, who smiles at him but rip the brakes out of his car?

He was trying to prove how much he loved her with things that would kill him, to show he loved her more than his life.

I don't really listen to Bruno Mars, but when I do, I don't mind, he's one of the few people in mainstream music that can actually sing live, and his song "Treasure" is cool.
User avatar #46 to #9 - bitofacunt
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Kevin Bridges my friend, watch his second dvd, ******* perfect description of this song
#51 to #9 - ephialtes
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I don't want to give the guy relationship advice, but if the girl he's dating, is getting grenades thrown at her, she's probably the wrong girl...
#35 to #9 - drtrousersnake
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With the "throw my had on a blade" and "jump in front of a train" parts, I'm pretty sure he is saying that he will be the M to her S
User avatar #37 to #9 - daffyduckyo
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Forgotten Hero
User avatar #11 to #9 - SoulCaster
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Grenades don't actually blow up in fiery explosions the way they do in movies they detonate which causes the grenade to send small pieces of shrapnel all over the place so if you caught a grenade and hugged it tight your chest with both of your hands you would be able to stop the shrapnel from hitting anyone, or at the very least slow it to the point that any shrapnel that made it through wouldn't go deep enough to kill any of the surrounding people. But I do hate that song...
User avatar #10 to #9 - Nonada
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See, at least there's a chance, however slim, that catching a grenade will give you time to get rid of it. What I don't ******* understand is "I'd jump in front of a train for ya". WHAT THE **** IS THE POINT A TRAIN BEATS PERSON 10OUTTA10 TIMES!
User avatar #12 to #10 - subaqueousreach
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Pretty sure he was thinking along the lines of "If a train were coming I'd push you out of the way, even if it meant that I got hit by the train instead."

But you know, that wouldn't fit to the music quite as well.
User avatar #38 to #12 - humorouswaste
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i always thought bruno mars was just plain suicidal
User avatar #64 to #10 - strikingeight
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Remember now, grenades can kill in three ways: fire, shrapnel, and shockwave. Even if he did throw it, the shrapnel may still knick them.
User avatar #54 to #10 - hoponthefeelstrain
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I think he meant whatever you asked me to do, I'd do it. Even though you broke my heart I'd do anything to make you happy
#25 - thechosentroll
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As a wise man once said: "Why didn't you ******* DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE?!?"
#52 to #25 - knovar
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pickles
#57 to #25 - juffjurhaill
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pickelo
User avatar #75 to #57 - lordfuckerslives
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pickle-o
User avatar #81 to #25 - stardustdragonlord
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Another wise man once said "If you can dodge a wrench, YOU CAN DODGE A BALL"
#28 to #25 - alphagex
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Another wiser man said ``ttptptpptbfbbubptfpbutfffffPpPP``
#33 - cuppycakechick
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User avatar #40 to #33 - anusdestoyer
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This is the cutest attempt on assassination I've ever seen
#83 to #33 - girrafalopegis
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Better version. Credit to doesthislookunsure
Better version. Credit to doesthislookunsure
#123 to #83 - mindheistninetysev
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Damn, I missed.
User avatar #94 to #83 - doesthislookunsure
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cause it wasn't gonna hit him either way
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#127 to #88 - dross
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Still amazed how many people fall for it every time you do this. Godspeed to -400. I'm not even thumbing you up any more.
#129 to #127 - ashikoki
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#89 to #88 - sheiladikshit
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taken from the top comment
#90 to #89 - iviagic
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User avatar #92 to #90 - ragdollomg
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iviagic why are you still trying to be the worst troll?

please, do tell.
#95 to #90 - whtmike
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You're right, it's not
#17 - andrewolfzoom
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plus guns fire bullets really fast so unless someone was waiting for you to jump out and then fire there is no way you could just jump and take the shot unless your 1. have superpowers 2. really close to the person 3. demon of some kind 4. SOMETHING SO POWERFUL THE WORLD HAS NOT KNOWN OF THE OVERWHELMING POWER THAT YOU OR THE PERSON HAVE THAT MADE YOU JUMP TO SAVE THERE LIFE 5. or you were really close by
User avatar #63 to #17 - xtwinblade
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or you know, a crazy nignog pulls a gun up to yo gurl and you jump infront of her to cover her just in time to catch the lead.
#111 to #17 - anon id: 0100ecf3
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It's more of a thing where one person sees the gun and the shooter is aiming or the shooter is pulling the gun out and about to shoot(close-range/point-blank) so he jumps in the way of the target who is unaware of the gun.
#76 to #17 - wob
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Plus the guy could just shoot twice even if the person did block the bullet. Firing the second bullet after your body hits the floor.
Plus the guy could just shoot twice even if the person did block the bullet. Firing the second bullet after your body hits the floor.
User avatar #73 - TheWinBot
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what if they didn't see the person that was about to shoot them?
#110 - moonmist
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#18 - foreverone **User deleted account**
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if the shooter has time to shoot one of you, there's always time to shoot another all your ****** songs are futile
#20 to #18 - sairento
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my OC
#115 - cabbagemayhem
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Penetration power - when you want to shoot things on the other side of things