oh shoot. . radiohazard: I won' t take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move. y' know, you probably jus
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oh shoot

radiohazard:
I won' t take a bullet for anyone
because if I have time to jump in
front of a bullet, you have time to
move.
y' know, you probably just made tons
of songs seem comepletely pointless.
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User avatar #8 - infinitereaper ONLINE (12/30/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I won't take anyone's bullet because that's stealing and stealing is wrong.
#9 - I Am Monkey (12/30/2013) [+] (16 replies)
The one that makes the least sense to me is ******* Bruno Mars "I would catch a grenade for you". How does that help either of you. The grenade isn't going to now explode just because you caught it. If you're standing right next to her you're both going to die. Is he standing somewhere in between the person throwing the grenade and the girl, waiting to intercept it? Is he even going to try to throw the grenade elsewhere? He doesn't mention any other circumstances, so I just imagine him heroically catching the grenade and then it explodes in his hand and kills both of them.

I'd jump on a grenade for you would actually make sense, but it doesn't sound as good.
#25 - thechosentroll (12/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
As a wise man once said: "Why didn't you ******* DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE?!?"
#33 - cuppycakechick (12/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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#88 - iviagic has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
#89 to #88 - sheiladikshit (12/30/2013) [-]
taken from the top comment
#17 - andrewolfzoom (12/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
plus guns fire bullets really fast so unless someone was waiting for you to jump out and then fire there is no way you could just jump and take the shot unless your 1. have superpowers 2. really close to the person 3. demon of some kind 4. SOMETHING SO POWERFUL THE WORLD HAS NOT KNOWN OF THE OVERWHELMING POWER THAT YOU OR THE PERSON HAVE THAT MADE YOU JUMP TO SAVE THERE LIFE 5. or you were really close by
User avatar #73 - TheWinBot (12/30/2013) [-]
what if they didn't see the person that was about to shoot them?
#110 - moonmist (12/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#18 - foreverone **User deleted account** (12/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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if the shooter has time to shoot one of you, there's always time to shoot another all your ****** songs are futile
#115 - cabbagemayhem (12/30/2013) [-]
Penetration power - when you want to shoot things on the other side of things
User avatar #93 - mashedbrotatoes (12/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
**mashedbrotatoes rolls 78** dubs please.
User avatar #97 to #96 - mashedbrotatoes (12/30/2013) [-]
**mashedbrotatoes rolls 66** Trying again because momma always told me never to give up
User avatar #59 - gongthehawkeye (12/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Something that I wondered about that Bruno Mars song:
If someone's throwing grenades at your girlfriend, you should be wondering "Damn, what did she do to make someone that mad?"
Because you have to really hate a person to want to throw a grenade at them.
#32 - kangster (12/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Thats ******* stupid. If the gunman is aiming for someone, it doesnt matter if that person is moving out of the way.. The gunman will still aim for that person.
#125 - kefexin (12/30/2013) [-]
**kefexin rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at Carrots grow for 16 years? ** who I would jump in front of a bullet for
User avatar #1 - fantasma (12/30/2013) [-]
WELL THEN.
#122 - underthetable ONLINE (12/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is stupid here's why:

The shooter isn't going to just be like. "omg where did he go he moved three feet to the left i lost him darn guess i can't shoot him"

The shooter is going to aim at the person no matter where they are...Take the bullet for them and they'll just shoot another. Does this criminal just have one bullet in his gun? Most likely not.
User avatar #119 - captainoptimist (12/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What if they're getting shot in the back?
#68 - anonymous (12/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Another tumblr post? Automatic thumb down.
User avatar #74 to #68 - bionicpanda ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
shut the **** up
#43 - redbannerman (12/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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I might not succeed, but I might as well ******* try. Because not trying means that you're just going to give up on someone who just might ******* get shot. MIGHT AS WELL ANYWAYS.
User avatar #49 - fourtwentt ONLINE (12/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**fourtwentt rolled user mephiblis ** I'd catch a grenade for ya
#66 to #49 - petpeople (12/30/2013) [-]
**petpeople rolled a random image posted in comment #7228572 at Safe For Work Random Board ** I would take this thing for ya
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