Good ******* **** what's "unholy" about having sex when married?
Damn this bitch is dumb.

Why?

In the Catholic Church, in order to make the marriage official it is required that the couple has sex.

>Double-holy.

imagine the massacre explosion after this two years...

But if you are a Christian, abstinence when you are already married doesn't make you any more holy. God made sex pleasurable. I don't think he would mind if you had some fun in the bedroom. God, Christians who don't even know the bible piss me off.

Lost my ****

when people think not having sex is holy

when people think something contradictory to what i think

Don't worry, they won't be reproducing and won't be sharing their 'unique' view on sexuality.

...Why is this news?

Because its interesting. I enjoyed reading it.

"doubly-holy"

And here I am just thinking about double penetration.

why is no one acknowledging the fact that this guy eats a whole raw potato every time he thinks about having sex

He's so retarded for staying in that marriage, I think that's all he can count

every time his wife catches him thinking of sex

that man must have the strongest right arm in the world

We are acknowledging it, that's why it's here. Go back to Tumblr.

Consider it acknowledged.

this is stupid, I'm asexual so I don't plan on ever needing to have sex, but some people do need it, and refusing to do it, can be bad for you physically and mentally

You sparked my interest when you mentioned that you were asexual and I was hoping you could answer a few questions.

- Do you feel physical pleasure when engaging in sexual activities?

- If so, why do you never partake in sexual activities? Regardless of the fact that you are attracted to a person, you could still enjoy the basic physical pleasure of sex or masturbation. Since pleasures are a great deal in life such as enjoying a good meal, listening to good music, laughing with friends,... all these activities activate the reward pathways in the brain with release of dopamine causing happiness etc which would also be the case for you?

Sorry for my ignorance. Perhaps you just don't have the need for it even though it does feel good similar to how other people might not 'need' to enjoy good food or don't care much for music etc?

How do you know they need it? You don't need it. I'm sure they would be just as fine physically and mentally without it as you are, they'll just wish they had it.

the guy eats a raw potato, I think it's already starting to effect his mind

It just made him manlier. Eating raw potatoes is badass. You never eat them?

really? I don't know but as you can see every creature is alive thanks to reprodiction, every form of life is programmed in DNA to reproduce themselves, everything in nature is about sex, just look at the animals they fight for the female, have you ever seen a dog that would say meh, i am not gonna **** that bitch, THEY **** EVEN YOUR LEG, every creature wants to reproduc...

saying that you are asexual is an excuse for not getting laid ever...

just sayin'

You could say the same thing about homosexuality; it does as little in the way of reproduction as asexuality does. If you don't you're a hypocrite.

saying I'm asexual is not an excuse, it's an explanation for why I've never gotten laid, it's because I don't want to, so I avoid girls, and all people in general

thats not normal mate, maybe some people call it asexualism or something like that

but thats like saying meh i don't see any need of breathing

no it's really not, asexualism is a thing, not everything is about sex for humans, which are higherups to animals so quit comparing their methods to ours. INB4 we are animals. Asexualism is probably just something along the lines of a complete lack of the hormones and **** necessary to care for sex. It makes sense, sort of like that old explanation for gays.

The only reasons i can think of for you to be asexual.
1. You have complications with you're genitalia
2. A complete lack of hormones/sexual desires (As you stated)
3. Every Man/Woman you can **** don't deserve to reproduce (i.e Stupid, Bigoted christian)

then neither is being gay following your logic

because you know, there is no such thing as a ******* mutation

I hate to be that asshole who throws questions at you, but are you really asexual? Because almost every aspect of psychology, biology, and evolution relates to sex in some way. Are you actually asexual, or have you just not gotten laid in so long that it doesn't seem appealing to you? Or possibly gay? I hope you don't think I'm being an asshole I'm just curious

I don't mind questions as long as you're genuinely curious and not trying to find an inconsistency and prove that I'm lying, I really am asexual, sex has never been appealing I didn't just lose interest one day, and guys are just as unappealing as girls so I'm not gay either

are you asexual because you have a small donger?

no, I don't even care about the size of my dick because I never plan to use it anyway

how big is it then

I never measured because like I said I don't care but it looks about 6 inches

6 inches when erect, I do get boners, I just never use them, because I just don't feel like it

not to make you feel bad but i feel you dont know what your missing out on

I don't know what I'm missing out on because I've never experienced it but I don't really care because I have other goals instead of getting laid, like writing a best seller novel, or getting a job and moving out of my mom's house

finding a girlfriend is the best way to move from your mom's

it's just like that and earlier you get it better for you

I don't want to sound like some asshole if I do i am sorry just giving you and advice your choice if you take it

I think I might move out with my brother and a couple of his friends, when they move out, my brother is only four years younger than me and he just started college so it'll probably only be a couple more years until we move out together

wel good luck then, I hope you will succeed in ways you want to

^ I found a bigger cry for help everybody

it's not a cry for help because I don't talk about it much

Let me guess...

You are any of the following:
-Fat
-Ugly
-Nerdy(also socially awkward)
-Annoying as ****

So, since every single girl you ever met, "friend-zoned" you. You simply gave up and decided to label yourself as "asexual".

Keep lying to yourself mate...

I'm a little bit nerdy but not enough to make girls avoid me, and I've never been friend-zoned because I've never wanted to date a girl, I tend to avoid them because I am socially awkward but I also avoid guys too because I don't like interacting with other people regardless of gender

Being afraid to talk to girls =/= asexual

I'm not afraid of girls I just don't like them because I don't like people, sometimes I feel like an alien

So... Yeah, socially awkward dude who gave up on pussy, because he knows he wouldn't get any if he tried.

Got it.

how can I give up on something I've never tried or wanted to try, I avoid girls, because I don't want sex, and I don't like interacting with people, if you think giving up on sex is so easy why don't you try going a month without it

Because having sex is absolutely the ONLY reason to talk to people?

You avoid girls because you're an awkward nerdy **** . But again, keep lying to yourself.

being asexual isn't the only reason I avoid people, it's one of the reasons though

But see, that's why you're so full of **** .

The fact that you acknowledge that you avoid people because of sex, means that you acknowledge it as an urge.

If you were TRULY asexual (which is rare) being around people wouldn't bother you, because sex wouldn't even occur to you.

On the other hand, the fact that you're a social cripple just proves you're an evolutionary reject, combined with your "asexual" preference.

Man you must be a complete faggot because you keep getting turned down by girls and are too pathetic to get any pussy.

Why is this being thumbed up? thegrayfox was making fun of some idiot that called himself asexual. This is the internet, when someone says something stupid they get made fun of.

anon = samefag

My username is bad ass. Watch this video and educate yourself. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mijy8fpdI5c

Watch it dip **** , its a quote from the movie Predator. The character Blaine is played by Jesse Ventura. But you're probably a slack-jawed faggot so you don't get it.

then I guess we should start making fun of you, huh?

if you think I said something stupid, absolutely

Especially out of religious reasons. It's just primitive castigation in another robe. In an enlightened society there's certainly no place for behaviour like that.

Cheap shot. Abstinance till marriage is fine, and in fact helps focus self discipline, which many people in this world sorely lack. Also, with all of the STD's out there and other crazy **** that can happen its STILL not a bad idea. although, my wife and i ****** like rabbits before and after we were married...soooo.....

However, their reasoning is stupid. Married couples can do whatever the hell they want in a bedroom in Christianity. >.> Their stupid "double holy" relationship is the dumbest thing I ever heard, their marriage will end horribly, most likely in violence.