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#18 - thepastryistrue (08/31/2013) [-]
I've seen a bigger cry for help
#473 to #18 - holmesc (08/31/2013) [-]
Good 						*******					 						****					 what's "unholy" about having sex when married?   
Damn this bitch is dumb.
Good ******* **** what's "unholy" about having sex when married?
Damn this bitch is dumb.
#463 to #18 - LocoJoe (08/31/2013) [-]
Why?
Why?
User avatar #457 to #18 - chrispybeef (08/31/2013) [-]
In the Catholic Church, in order to make the marriage official it is required that the couple has sex.
#435 to #18 - laundrysmeller (08/31/2013) [-]
>Double-holy.
User avatar #431 to #18 - captchaftwblaa (08/31/2013) [-]
imagine the massacre explosion after this two years...
User avatar #338 to #18 - zorororonoa (08/31/2013) [-]
But if you are a Christian, abstinence when you are already married doesn't make you any more holy. God made sex pleasurable. I don't think he would mind if you had some fun in the bedroom. God, Christians who don't even know the bible piss me off.
#275 to #18 - zourch (08/31/2013) [-]
when people think not having sex is holy
when people think not having sex is holy
#468 to #275 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2013) [-]
well.. as a christian, I think its more viewed as respecting God's original intent for sexual relations rather than viewing abstinence as being "holy"
#398 to #275 - cabbagemayhem (08/31/2013) [-]
when people think something contradictory to what i think
User avatar #340 to #275 - thedancingfool (08/31/2013) [-]
Don't worry, they won't be reproducing and won't be sharing their 'unique' view on sexuality.
User avatar #242 to #18 - Blargosnarf (08/31/2013) [-]
...Why is this news?
#287 to #242 - sexualtyranosaurus (08/31/2013) [-]
Because its interesting. I enjoyed reading it.
#160 to #18 - statehealthcare (08/31/2013) [-]
"doubly-holy"
User avatar #379 to #160 - jajathezombie (08/31/2013) [-]
And here I am just thinking about double penetration.
#51 to #18 - whatasickname (08/31/2013) [-]
why is no one acknowledging the fact that this guy eats a whole raw potato every time he thinks about having sex
#465 to #51 - adremalech (08/31/2013) [-]
He's so retarded for staying in that marriage, I think that's all he can count
#380 to #51 - leafonthewind (08/31/2013) [-]
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every time his wife catches him thinking of sex

that man must have the strongest right arm in the world
User avatar #327 to #51 - snaresinger (08/31/2013) [-]
We are acknowledging it, that's why it's here. Go back to Tumblr.
#454 to #327 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2013) [-]
CNT BRTHE
User avatar #52 to #51 - thepastryistrue (08/31/2013) [-]
Consider it acknowledged.
#26 to #18 - professorrowan (08/31/2013) [-]
this is stupid, I'm asexual so I don't plan on ever needing to have sex, but some people do need it, and refusing to do it, can be bad for you physically and mentally
User avatar #466 to #26 - deepgreen (08/31/2013) [-]
You sparked my interest when you mentioned that you were asexual and I was hoping you could answer a few questions.

- Do you feel physical pleasure when engaging in sexual activities?

- If so, why do you never partake in sexual activities? Regardless of the fact that you are attracted to a person, you could still enjoy the basic physical pleasure of sex or masturbation. Since pleasures are a great deal in life such as enjoying a good meal, listening to good music, laughing with friends,... all these activities activate the reward pathways in the brain with release of dopamine causing happiness etc which would also be the case for you?

Sorry for my ignorance. Perhaps you just don't have the need for it even though it does feel good similar to how other people might not 'need' to enjoy good food or don't care much for music etc?
#477 to #466 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2013) [-]
I am not professorrowan however I wish to clarify, or add, a few things for you since you seem interested: Asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction to anyone or low or absent interest in sexual activity. If you're Asexual you can find pleasure in certain sexual activities: There are different levels of Asexuality like how there different levels of Bisexuality, Google "The Kinsey Scale" if you don't understand. So yes if you're Asexual, thought not all, you can find pleasure from sexual activities.
#479 to #477 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2013) [-]
-SameAnon
note not all,* ****
#403 to #26 - cabbagemayhem (08/31/2013) [-]
How do you know they need it? You don't need it. I'm sure they would be just as fine physically and mentally without it as you are, they'll just wish they had it.
#436 to #403 - professorrowan (08/31/2013) [-]
the guy eats a raw potato, I think it's already starting to effect his mind
#451 to #436 - cabbagemayhem (08/31/2013) [-]
It just made him manlier. Eating raw potatoes is badass. You never eat them?
#320 to #26 - mathafaka (08/31/2013) [-]
really? I don't know but as you can see every creature is alive thanks to reprodiction, every form of life is programmed in DNA to reproduce themselves, everything in nature is about sex, just look at the animals they fight for the female, have you ever seen a dog that would say meh, i am not gonna **** that bitch, THEY **** EVEN YOUR LEG, every creature wants to reproduc...

saying that you are asexual is an excuse for not getting laid ever...

just sayin'

#428 to #320 - myshipsailedwoutme (08/31/2013) [-]
You could say the same thing about homosexuality; it does as little in the way of reproduction as asexuality does. If you don't you're a hypocrite.
#408 to #320 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2013) [-]
Yes every creature is alive to reproduction but it doesn't count every single one; cause certain animals can be gay and that doesn't lead to reproduction: So not every form of life is programmed to reproduce themselves. Saying you're asexual doesn't mean **** - it just means you aren't attracted to either gender: Why the **** is this such a big ******* deal? Can't people just understand "I may not like sex at all, I'm the 1% according to a study in 2004."
#322 to #320 - professorrowan (08/31/2013) [-]
saying I'm asexual is not an excuse, it's an explanation for why I've never gotten laid, it's because I don't want to, so I avoid girls, and all people in general
#324 to #322 - mathafaka (08/31/2013) [-]
thats not normal mate, maybe some people call it asexualism or something like that

but thats like saying meh i don't see any need of breathing
User avatar #382 to #324 - rhiaanor ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
no it's really not, asexualism is a thing, not everything is about sex for humans, which are higherups to animals so quit comparing their methods to ours. INB4 we are animals. Asexualism is probably just something along the lines of a complete lack of the hormones and **** necessary to care for sex. It makes sense, sort of like that old explanation for gays.
#462 to #382 - sados (08/31/2013) [-]
The only reasons i can think of for you to be asexual.
1. You have complications with you're genitalia
2. A complete lack of hormones/sexual desires (As you stated)
3. Every Man/Woman you can **** don't deserve to reproduce (i.e Stupid, Bigoted christian)
#415 to #382 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2013) [-]
If asexualism was a thing, i dont think it would be anything biological because that wouldnt work.
User avatar #461 to #415 - myrtille (08/31/2013) [-]
then neither is being gay following your logic
User avatar #432 to #415 - rhiaanor ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
because you know, there is no such thing as a ******* mutation
#413 to #382 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2013) [-]
Asexuality is counter-evolutionary. It ISN'T normal. You can't dispute that. It happens, but its not in any way normal.
#239 to #26 - uvqdkh (08/31/2013) [-]
I hate to be that asshole who throws questions at you, but are you really asexual? Because almost every aspect of psychology, biology, and evolution relates to sex in some way. Are you actually asexual, or have you just not gotten laid in so long that it doesn't seem appealing to you? Or possibly gay? I hope you don't think I'm being an asshole I'm just curious
#241 to #239 - professorrowan (08/31/2013) [-]
I don't mind questions as long as you're genuinely curious and not trying to find an inconsistency and prove that I'm lying, I really am asexual, sex has never been appealing I didn't just lose interest one day, and guys are just as unappealing as girls so I'm not gay either
User avatar #232 to #26 - cowisbeast (08/31/2013) [-]
are you asexual because you have a small donger?
#237 to #232 - professorrowan (08/31/2013) [-]
no, I don't even care about the size of my dick because I never plan to use it anyway
User avatar #238 to #237 - cowisbeast (08/31/2013) [-]
how big is it then
#240 to #238 - professorrowan (08/31/2013) [-]
I never measured because like I said I don't care but it looks about 6 inches
User avatar #243 to #240 - cowisbeast (08/31/2013) [-]
unerect? and you dont use that bad boy?
cmon man
whats the reason?
#245 to #243 - professorrowan (08/31/2013) [-]
6 inches when erect, I do get boners, I just never use them, because I just don't feel like it
User avatar #248 to #245 - cowisbeast (08/31/2013) [-]
not to make you feel bad but i feel you dont know what your missing out on
#252 to #248 - professorrowan (08/31/2013) [-]
I don't know what I'm missing out on because I've never experienced it but I don't really care because I have other goals instead of getting laid, like writing a best seller novel, or getting a job and moving out of my mom's house
#343 to #252 - mathafaka (08/31/2013) [-]
finding a girlfriend is the best way to move from your mom's   
   
it's just like that and earlier you get it better for you    
   
I don't want to sound like some asshole if I do i am sorry just giving you and advice your choice if you take it
finding a girlfriend is the best way to move from your mom's

it's just like that and earlier you get it better for you

I don't want to sound like some asshole if I do i am sorry just giving you and advice your choice if you take it
#353 to #343 - professorrowan (08/31/2013) [-]
I think I might move out with my brother and a couple of his friends, when they move out, my brother is only four years younger than me and he just started college so it'll probably only be a couple more years until we move out together
#498 to #353 - mathafaka (09/01/2013) [-]
wel good luck then, I hope you will succeed in ways you want to
#164 to #26 - sexualtyranosaurus (08/31/2013) [-]
^ I found a bigger cry for help everybody
#208 to #164 - professorrowan (08/31/2013) [-]
it's not a cry for help because I don't talk about it much
User avatar #48 to #26 - thegrayfox (08/31/2013) [-]
Let me guess...

You are any of the following:
-Fat
-Ugly
-Nerdy(also socially awkward)
-Annoying as ****

So, since every single girl you ever met, "friend-zoned" you. You simply gave up and decided to label yourself as "asexual".

Keep lying to yourself mate...
#210 to #48 - professorrowan (08/31/2013) [-]
I'm a little bit nerdy but not enough to make girls avoid me, and I've never been friend-zoned because I've never wanted to date a girl, I tend to avoid them because I am socially awkward but I also avoid guys too because I don't like interacting with other people regardless of gender
#366 to #210 - sexualtyranosaurus (08/31/2013) [-]
Being afraid to talk to girls =/= asexual
#370 to #366 - professorrowan (08/31/2013) [-]
I'm not afraid of girls I just don't like them because I don't like people, sometimes I feel like an alien
User avatar #312 to #210 - thegrayfox (08/31/2013) [-]
So... Yeah, socially awkward dude who gave up on pussy, because he knows he wouldn't get any if he tried.

Got it.
#321 to #312 - professorrowan (08/31/2013) [-]
how can I give up on something I've never tried or wanted to try, I avoid girls, because I don't want sex, and I don't like interacting with people, if you think giving up on sex is so easy why don't you try going a month without it
User avatar #357 to #321 - thegrayfox (08/31/2013) [-]
Because having sex is absolutely the ONLY reason to talk to people?

You avoid girls because you're an awkward nerdy **** . But again, keep lying to yourself.
#365 to #357 - professorrowan (08/31/2013) [-]
being asexual isn't the only reason I avoid people, it's one of the reasons though
User avatar #480 to #365 - thegrayfox (08/31/2013) [-]
But see, that's why you're so full of **** .

The fact that you acknowledge that you avoid people because of sex, means that you acknowledge it as an urge.

If you were TRULY asexual (which is rare) being around people wouldn't bother you, because sex wouldn't even occur to you.

On the other hand, the fact that you're a social cripple just proves you're an evolutionary reject, combined with your "asexual" preference.
#487 to #480 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/01/2013) [-]
He said one, one of the the reasons, meaning there are more reasons: Meaning this can be a minor reason.
User avatar #190 to #48 - wliia (08/31/2013) [-]
Man you must be a complete faggot because you keep getting turned down by girls and are too pathetic to get any pussy.

#81 to #48 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2013) [-]
That's not entirely fair, why would you even do that?

What purpose did it serve to post your preconceptions about asexuality?

Internet, freedom to be a dick, enjoy your freedom I guess.
#285 to #81 - sexualtyranosaurus (08/31/2013) [-]
Why is this being thumbed up? thegrayfox was making fun of some idiot that called himself asexual. This is the internet, when someone says something stupid they get made fun of.
#386 to #285 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2013) [-]
He's right guys.
So let's live by his words by talking about how stupid his username is.
I feel like Gray foxes' description fits you far better
#387 to #386 - sexualtyranosaurus (08/31/2013) [-]
anon = samefag

My username is bad ass. Watch this video and educate yourself. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mijy8fpdI5c
#388 to #387 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2013) [-]
A youtube video doesn't make it any less retarded
#392 to #388 - sexualtyranosaurus (08/31/2013) [-]
Watch it dip **** , its a quote from the movie Predator. The character Blaine is played by Jesse Ventura. But you're probably a slack-jawed faggot so you don't get it.
User avatar #383 to #285 - rhiaanor ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
then I guess we should start making fun of you, huh?
#385 to #383 - sexualtyranosaurus (08/31/2013) [-]
if you think I said something stupid, absolutely
User avatar #29 to #26 - thepastryistrue (08/31/2013) [-]
Especially out of religious reasons. It's just primitive castigation in another robe. In an enlightened society there's certainly no place for behaviour like that.
User avatar #35 to #29 - warlordstuart (08/31/2013) [-]
Cheap shot. Abstinance till marriage is fine, and in fact helps focus self discipline, which many people in this world sorely lack. Also, with all of the STD's out there and other crazy **** that can happen its STILL not a bad idea. although, my wife and i ****** like rabbits before and after we were married...soooo.....

However, their reasoning is stupid. Married couples can do whatever the hell they want in a bedroom in Christianity. >.> Their stupid "double holy" relationship is the dumbest thing I ever heard, their marriage will end horribly, most likely in violence.
#53 to #35 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2013) [-]
Watch the news for the Woman stabbed to death with a potato peeler...
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