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#2 - Brass

Reply+231

(06/13/2014)[-]

"Will my father hear about this?"

#10 to #2 - urapooper

Reply0

(06/13/2014)[-]

damn this reminded me I haven't read a good HP fanfic for awhile now...

when they started having "characters read the book" fanfictions but instead the actual book they read a fanfiction I knew the HPfanfic community has really gone down the drain.

#16 to #10 - boomerpyro

Reply+1

(06/13/2014)[-]

every male character in any show/book ever, has been inside harry
thats like the unspoken rule of fanfiction
out there, someone enjoys writing that stuff

#32 to #16 - tomthehippie

Reply+10

(06/13/2014)[-]

Rules of fanfiction
1; every character will have sex with every other character
2; every character will engage in homosexual activities, regardless of that characters inclination to engage in said behaviors
3; characters that hate each other will reveal that their hatred was really unresolved sexual tension and proceed to **** their brains out
4; authors will insert themselves into the story
5; marry and gary sue will happen. deal with it.
6; HOLY PLETHORA OF PANDERING PLOT DEVICES BATMAN
7; time travel. children will **** their parents and become their own parents.
8; characters that have no reason to go to a regular highschool will end up there. they will be regular students with nothing special about them. this will make no sense. the author will still argue about how awesome this is.
9; harems.
10; crossovers that make no sense will happen. Snape will have sex with Sephiroth. Voldemort will find the light and save Ash Ketchum from the clutches of Ganon. Link will save Hermione from being raped by Bowser.
11; as soon as you think of a premise for how a fandom could have been changed, 1000000 fanfics will have already explored it and only one of them will be good.
12; for every one good fanfiction there will be 100000 ****** ones.

#33 to #32 - tomthehippie

Reply+4

(06/13/2014)[-]

13; before I forget.... MPREG!!!!!!!!!

#34 to #33 - boomerpyro

Reply+2

(06/13/2014)[-]

rule 11 eh?
what if, dumbledore was reincarnated as batmans daughter: a shrine maiden from the galaxy long ago far away

#79 to #34 - tomthehippie

Reply+1

(06/13/2014)[-]

dear god....

what have you done?!

#84 to #32 - greatgranpapy

Reply+1

(06/13/2014)[-]

I'm just gonna go on a rant on the fanfics for the Naruto-verse. I like what the creators did with the whole ninjas running around with extraordinary powers and what not. But, I'm tired of seeing fics where Naruto is a blatant Gary Sue. It's always ultimate power this and dark and brooding that. And if I had a dollar for every time he's gotten the Rinnegon or some other dojutsu, I would be a very rich man. It's the same with how many times he's actually been faking his incompetence. And don't get me started on the usual gay romance (I have nothing against gays) and time travel.
One time, I looked at the Naruto-One Piece cross-overs because I thought the idea having Luffy slingshot a Resangon-wielding-Naruto into a baddy that neither of them alone could beat to be pretty badass. I ONLY found fics involving Naruto becoming uber powerful, putting himself in suspended animation, then waking himself up when the One Piece-verse comes into play. He then precedes to **** with the plot using all manner of *****************.
When I look through plain Naruto fanfics, I have 2 in mind I really want to see: Naruto and an assortment of other characters finding themselves in World War 2, and a team of near future mercenaries finding themselves in the Naruto-verse. Is that so much to ask? Apparently it is as no one has had the creativity to do so. Now, I'm trying to write them myself to sate my want for fics that don't exist.
Rant over.

#94 to #84 - tomthehippie

Reply0

(06/14/2014)[-]

good time travel fic; www.fanfiction.net/s/5409165/1/It-s-For-a-Good-Cause-I-Swear
before he deleted it, axethegnome's Rogue Fox was a bad ass Naruto!doujutsu fic, that had him powerful with out being too OP, just really bringing him on the level of Itachi and all them without having to go fox mode to win half his fights.
another good time travel fic; www.fanfiction.net/s/8230399/1/Walking-Backwards-on-a-Tightrope
this one is a harry potter time travel fic that the author has blatantly made clear it will never really end, because Harry and Hermione will never actually be able to fix everything with time travel, so they'll keep on going back in time trying to fix things. They can only go back to right after they get out of the hospital during the third year though. www.fanfiction.net/s/6517567/1/Harry-Potter-and-the-Temporal-Beacon

#95 to #94 - greatgranpapy

Reply0

(06/14/2014)[-]

I'll check 'em out. At the moment, I'm trying to save two Kerbals that got stranded on the Mun.

#48 to #32 - greatgranpapy

Reply0

(06/13/2014)[-]

Pandering plot devices?

#78 to #48 - tomthehippie

Reply0

(06/13/2014)[-]

new powers/devices/characters/happenstance introduced just to make the story happen the way the author wants

#74 to #10 - AnimeExpert

Reply0

(06/13/2014)[-]

Have you read "not myself" by terioncalling?

#14 to #10 - anon id: 6c8fef9f

Reply0

(06/13/2014)[-]

i recommend anything written by RobSt

#6 - regius

Reply+216

(06/13/2014)[-]

"For this next spell class we'll be needing the blood of a virgin, so *claps hands* who's on their period?"

#17 to #6 - shadowgandalf

Reply+15

(06/13/2014)[-]

But. Period "blood" is a slime hind that covers the uterus, not actual blood.

#19 to #17 - atomschlumpf

Reply+19

(06/13/2014)[-]

I did NOT need that information

#22 to #19 - shadowgandalf

Reply+1

(06/13/2014)[-]

You should have learned when you here around 12-13 in sex-ed

#65 to #22 - peta

Reply+2

(06/13/2014)[-]

All I learned in sex-ed was about dicks, why I have pubes, and that it's ok if my penis isn't as big as other peoples and stuff. That was it, it was an old guy spending 20 minutes showing us some film. It was awkward, and as soon as we finished I got a book talking about dicks with diagrams and stuff. I went around at recess showing all the girls and stuff the pictures of the dicks and thinking it was the most hilarious **** to ever hit the world...I think I was retarded.

#68 to #65 - shadowgandalf

Reply0

(06/13/2014)[-]

We get taught about everything related to sex in 7th grade(when you are 13 years old).
Diseases, birth, sex(including anal), puberty, differences between genders, ALL types of protection and even laws regarding it(like custody).

#69 to #68 - peta

Reply0

(06/13/2014)[-]

I was in 5th grade and all I learned about was pubes, and penis. That was basically it. Like, it just told me stuff I already knew, even about masturbation, and that was it. There wasn't a single mention of vaginas or anything else.

#80 to #69 - playerdous

Reply0

(06/13/2014)[-]

That's weird, usually when you get sex ed in 5th grade they have a follow up in 8th.

#85 to #80 - theaveragejoe

Reply0

(06/13/2014)[-]

We got puberty talks in fifth grade and in 9th grade we learned about vaginas and sex and contraceptives in health class

#70 to #69 - shadowgandalf

Reply0

(06/13/2014)[-]

But... Thats the most important part of sex ed...
Whats the point about only educating about the sex thats least complex?(The male body less complex for better functionality and higher performance, and because it dosn't have to give birth or nuture the child).

**** son, if i where you, i'd sue the school for less than average education.

#82 to #22 - thebaseballexpert

Reply0

(06/13/2014)[-]

Yes, me being a guy totally needed to know what's excreted during a females period.

#96 to #82 - shadowgandalf

Reply0

(06/14/2014)[-]

Well, yeah you should. You should have learned in at the same time the girls learned iit in your class.

You don't teach the genders different material in schools anymore, do you?
It's not the 16th century anymore you know.

#97 to #96 - thebaseballexpert

Reply0

(06/14/2014)[-]

all sex ed was for me when i was:

They split us up into boys and girls
They talked to us about what happens when we (boys) go through puberty
what sex is
how babies are made
stds
safe sex
then they gave us a booklet, some deoderant, and we went back to class. over the course of the one 2 hour lecture thing, not once did they talk about what girls go through outside of sex and giving birth

#98 to #97 - shadowgandalf

Reply0

(06/14/2014)[-]

Thats some mormon **** right there :/

#24 to #22 - shadowgandalf

Reply0

(06/13/2014)[-]

This keyboard is horrible, but hopefully my comment is readable :/

#23 to #22 - atomschlumpf

Reply0

(06/13/2014)[-]

Never had sex-ed

#25 to #23 - shadowgandalf

Reply0

(06/13/2014)[-]

Dafug? How old are you?

#26 to #25 - atomschlumpf

Reply0

(06/13/2014)[-]

21. We never had sexual education in school

#27 to #26 - shadowgandalf

Reply0

(06/13/2014)[-]

Did you go to a catholic school?

#28 to #27 - atomschlumpf

Reply0

(06/13/2014)[-]

Nope. Now that I think about it I actually don't know why we never had it in school. Sure, we had the anatomy of genitals and such in Biology but nothing more as far as I recall. I'm from Germany where every state has it's own school rules so I guess it has something to do with that

#71 to #17 - froggets

Reply0

(06/13/2014)[-]

If it's red and taste like a rusty coin, it' blood to me!

#20 to #6 - adrianking

Reply+8

(06/13/2014)[-]

>Implying that every witch and wizard in Hogwarts doesn't get it on daily, nightly, and ever so rightly.

#15 - grimmwaters

Reply+71

(06/13/2014)[-]

#75 to #15 - cannibalvegan

Reply0

(06/13/2014)[-]

Reminded me of this.

#41 to #15 - anon id: e232fd20

Reply0

(06/13/2014)[-]

"Blimey!"

#11 - sweetellie

Reply-22

(06/13/2014)[-]

What the **** even makes you think about something like that? Does it really matter how fictional characters in a fictional world deal with their menstruation? I don't get why people on tumblr talk about periods so much, like really, nobody wants to hear about it.

#13 to #11 - guye

Reply+44

(06/13/2014)[-]

I do...

#29 to #13 - sweetellie

Reply-1

(06/13/2014)[-]

Next time I'm on my period I'll tell you all about how I'm managing it while at the same time trying to weakly pander to fandoms. sound good?

#56 to #11 - coconuthat

Reply+1

(06/13/2014)[-]

I think someone didn't get their acceptance letter to Hogwarts.

#64 to #56 - chrisel

Reply+1

(06/13/2014)[-]

Did any of us?

#66 to #64 - coconuthat

Reply+3

(06/13/2014)[-]

.....No

#57 to #56 - sweetellie

Reply0

(06/13/2014)[-]

I don't even like harry potter very much

#58 to #57 - coconuthat

Reply0

(06/13/2014)[-]

WHAT?!?! That's terrible! You poor soul

Im kidding, to each their own

#60 to #58 - sweetellie

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(06/13/2014)[-]

#61 to #60 - coconuthat

Reply0

(06/13/2014)[-]

I blame him for you not liking the awesomness that is Harry Potter

#62 to #61 - sweetellie

Reply-1

(06/13/2014)[-]

I didn't say I don't like it completely. I just got bored after the 3rd book/movie. No big deal.

#67 to #62 - coconuthat

Reply0

(06/13/2014)[-]

Oh okay!

Hey you like what you like, Can't blame someone for their tastes

#91 to #11 - derpination

Reply0

(06/13/2014)[-]

Sounds like someone needs a tampon.

#89 to #11 - anon id: 938e6450

Reply0

(06/13/2014)[-]

You're on funnyjunk, probably most of the stuff you're reading is fake anyway. This is just the special version that doesn't come wrapped in ********.

#77 to #11 - TheseChocodiles

Reply0

(06/13/2014)[-]

I think it's because girls on tumblr tend to be feminists and probably felt that girls have been stifled when it comes to talking about their periods and made to feel gross about it. Which I think is true, so I like that they talk about it, all power to em.