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fun indeed. justice waits for no one. Fun Fact: The average [serene wantd walk past a murderer want 36 three in their . I We haw this 'is mime a 'tim' fact. It'

justice waits for no one

Fun Fact: The average [serene wantd walk past a murderer want 36 three
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I We haw this 'is mime a 'tim' fact.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - vladwanman
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(09/19/2013) [-]
Vegan Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times a day.
User avatar #9 to #4 - finblob
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But Vegans aren't average.

or Human, have you never seen Scott Pilgrim?
User avatar #66 to #9 - vegeta
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(09/20/2013) [-]
no this is a fact for vegan.
a vegan would perceive that the average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times a day. Due to the fact that they see meat eating as "murder".
#117 to #66 - telfyr
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(09/20/2013) [-]
but i walk by hundreds of people a day
User avatar #119 to #117 - vegeta
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(09/20/2013) [-]
average is the key word. there can be some people who walk by more, and some who walk by less.
#120 to #119 - telfyr
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(09/20/2013) [-]
but the average person on funnyjunk is still in school, and walking to each class there are hundreds of people.
User avatar #122 to #120 - vegeta
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(09/20/2013) [-]
*sigh* yeah sure...
#55 to #4 - bluechalk
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#20 - commandershit
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(09/19/2013) [-]
I don't walk past murderers, I walk past potential victims.
User avatar #111 to #20 - aaauuuggghhh
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(09/20/2013) [-]
But how many Dexters do you walk by?
User avatar #91 to #20 - volleys
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(09/20/2013) [-]
Correction you walk past 35 murderers in your lifetime.
User avatar #37 to #20 - niches
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(09/19/2013) [-]
Perspective, it's important.
#81 to #20 - trollchildxy
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(09/20/2013) [-]
What're the chances of a murderer walking past a murderer?

What are the chances they decide to try and kill one another without knowing the other's a murderer?
#15 - infinitereaper
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(09/19/2013) [-]
Oh it's fun all right.
User avatar #98 to #15 - missrainbowdash
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(09/20/2013) [-]
light isn't a murderer, he is a god.
#19 to #15 - danilawleit
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(09/19/2013) [-]
I dont know why but this made me lose my ****
I dont know why but this made me lose my ****
#5 - livinglegacy
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(09/19/2013) [-]
********, I walk past that many meat-eating scumbags a day, easy. Nevermind a whole lifetime. And they're the real murderers.

I'm not vegan/vegetarian, I just wanted to make the joke
#6 to #5 - anon id: 35e0aec6
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(09/19/2013) [-]
I think I found the Vegan
User avatar #40 to #6 - ilovehitler
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(09/19/2013) [-]
found the guy who can't read spoilers
User avatar #26 to #6 - sqrbt
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(09/19/2013) [-]
nuh-uh
read the god damn spoilers
User avatar #64 to #5 - zatchattack
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(09/20/2013) [-]
Are you a level 5 vegan?
#7 to #5 - inczi
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(09/19/2013) [-]
I thumbed you up. You shouldn't get thumbed down for your oppinion. Even if its the dumbest ******* thing ever.
#12 to #7 - livinglegacy
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(09/19/2013) [-]
B-but the spoiler said... Oh, well. I also didn't see comment #4 make the same joke right before I did. That would probably be the part that got me thumbed down.
User avatar #14 - drunkasaurus
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(09/19/2013) [-]
There's either a murderer or a robber around my neighborhood. I'll go outside for a cigarette late at night, around 3-4 AM and a few times I've see this one car slow down right in front of my driveway, then when I yell something like "CAN I ******* HELP YOU?! DO YOU NEED DIRECTIONS BITCH?!" the car speeds away.
User avatar #84 to #14 - hammarhead
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(09/20/2013) [-]
get a *******
User avatar #97 to #84 - drunkasaurus
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(09/20/2013) [-]
I guess splattering fecal matter on his car would probably make him go away... But I really don't want to form my feces into bullets.
User avatar #100 to #97 - hammarhead
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(09/20/2013) [-]
I hold to my statement.
#96 - llpanic
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>5 years ago my country was terrorized by drug cartels shootouts and murders
>one day i was on my way to school i lived far from there so my father drived me to school very early
>in the way to school there was a brige
>in the bridge there was like 3 guys hanged and a message in a blanket for some enemy cartel
>MFW
#121 to #96 - AlanbalMIT
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(09/20/2013) [-]
You from Sonora or something?
You from Sonora or something?
User avatar #128 to #121 - thediablo
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(09/20/2013) [-]
I am plebe
User avatar #132 to #128 - AlanbalMIT
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(09/21/2013) [-]
Prole* pls
User avatar #137 to #132 - thediablo
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(09/21/2013) [-]
Plebe is "sonorense" slang for kids or something like that
User avatar #138 to #137 - AlanbalMIT
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(09/21/2013) [-]
Now I see that we live in a huge country.
User avatar #139 to #138 - thediablo
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(09/21/2013) [-]
And completely random, hahaha
User avatar #129 to #96 - thediablo
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(09/20/2013) [-]
Wait are you mexican? from Nuevo Laredo maybe
#131 to #96 - danyoung
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(09/20/2013) [-]
>Be me
>5 years ago i was on bachiller
>Behind that was a police departament
>A corpse without head and without hands and totally burned was in front of the PD.
>A message of the another cartel
> "Si nos chingan nosotros también chingamos, no se hagan pendejos"
>MFW
User avatar #133 to #131 - AlanbalMIT
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(09/21/2013) [-]
you forgot that they don't writte properly so I imagine it was more like "si nos chingan nosotros tmbn los chingamos, no c agan pendejos".
User avatar #136 to #133 - danyoung
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(09/21/2013) [-]
And say "Salu2 a la rza"
#103 - blackcosmo
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(09/20/2013) [-]
I remember back in High School, during my 3 year stay two girls were murdered by students there, one of the murderers wasn't even found out till a year later, so he just kind of roamed the halls and ****. Hooray for emotionally unstable teenagers.   
   
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I remember back in High School, during my 3 year stay two girls were murdered by students there, one of the murderers wasn't even found out till a year later, so he just kind of roamed the halls and ****. Hooray for emotionally unstable teenagers.

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#79 - snakefire
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(09/20/2013) [-]
How is this statistic even found?
How is this statistic even found?
User avatar #95 to #79 - elyiia
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It's probably something stupid like being based on the total number of murderers and the average number of people someone walks past in a life time.
User avatar #106 to #95 - yutdollacwwwthree
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(09/20/2013) [-]
No how would they come up with that? Follow someone around for a day and then use a calculator?
User avatar #108 to #106 - elyiia
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(09/20/2013) [-]
Volunteers count people they walk past in a week, calculate based on average life expectancy. I did say it was a stupid method.
#47 - danster
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(09/20/2013) [-]
I wonder how that translates for the people in GTA.
User avatar #59 to #47 - ragdollomg
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(09/20/2013) [-]
do i deserve to be slapped for not knowing the names of some those gta characters?
either way.. guess who's got a new background wallpaper.
User avatar #92 to #47 - llpanic
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(09/20/2013) [-]
ohh johnny im gonna miss you you son of a bitch
#10 - cauhgon
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(09/19/2013) [-]
Jokes on you, I don't go outside.