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hello TEEN:
titlties:
mot) TI
is it true that girls have to be careful when they take baths
because their ******* can like swallow water or something
and then get infected and then they can we or is testjust a
myth
old you take sex eel in terms
let itsjust say that i live in terms and in my sexual education agirl
asked what the ******** was and the teacher mild her that it didn' t exist.
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Submitted: 08/30/2013
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#184 - anonymous (10/11/2013) [-]
somewhat the same as the teacher, not in texas and not about sex ed, we were in math with a bitch of a teacher and one of my friends asked her if thunder snow(having a thunderstorm with snow instead of rain) was possible as it had never happened in our town non of use new but it was like mid december always ******* 10 degrees and about to storm so he asked and the teacher not only bitched him out as how he can be so stupid as to think a thing could happen she gave him detention. well move forward 6 hours guess waht happened yup thunder snow next day we were all sitting there and he comes in with the biggest ******* smile like joker bit and just asked her again a calm and knowing voice "Mrs.Charles is it possible to have thundersnow?" she pursed her lip and sent him to our vp who was the chillest ************ in the wrold unless he had to do work. he came to our class pulled the teacher out and yelled at her so loud the entire all was filled with half open doors of studens watching it
#183 - charac (09/20/2013) [-]
I didn't expect this one to be useful anytime soon.
User avatar #174 - zytherman (08/31/2013) [-]
My sex ed was terrible.
We had a nurse come in, and it must have been her first time teaching this stuff, or something cus every word ended in "Errm" and she constantly looked back at her notes to see what to say next.

She even messed up and said "make sure you always put a condom on while the ****** is erect"
User avatar #166 - insaneiare (08/31/2013) [-]
can someone please answer the question!!!
User avatar #173 to #166 - zytherman (08/31/2013) [-]
Sounds plausible.
But seeing as women produce their own juices and dont get their insides infected, I think as long as it's clean water it would be ok.
But I don't know, I'm not an expert in women, or even a student, im someone who found a picture of a woman in a bathroom somewhere.
#159 - greatgranpapy ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
I'm Texan, howdy y'all.
I'm Texan, howdy y'all.
#179 to #159 - anonymous (09/01/2013) [-]
Me friend.
You no shoot.
User avatar #167 to #159 - AreyouSerious (08/31/2013) [-]
Don't kill me!
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User avatar #170 to #169 - AreyouSerious (08/31/2013) [-]
Because...I didn't sleep with your sister!
#171 to #170 - greatgranpapy ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
OK then.
OK then.
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User avatar #157 - thenewgizmobox (08/31/2013) [-]
i live in texas and when i saw that bit in spongebob i laughed my ass off because at that age i didn't even know what a texas was.
#155 - snoopi (08/31/2013) [-]
I was already laughing my ass off after I saw spongebob...
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User avatar #151 - leonhardtv (08/31/2013) [-]
Why would soap and water infect something
#152 to #151 - spasticpuppet (08/31/2013) [-]
Soap is evil
#150 - snakefire (08/31/2013) [-]
In california I don't think they even have sex ed.
Not at my school at least.


They have a class for young mommies, but no sex ed.
#160 to #150 - kevtheg ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
Yea they do i had it freshman year.
Yea they do i had it freshman year.
User avatar #161 to #160 - aahrg (08/31/2013) [-]
FRESHMAN YEAR?!?!

i had it in the 5th grade for ****** sake
User avatar #164 to #161 - kevtheg ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
yea but we also had like an introductory class in 6th grade.
#145 - mercyburris (08/31/2013) [-]
do they teach you that everything is bigger in texas
do they teach you that everything is bigger in texas
User avatar #144 - chuffberry (08/31/2013) [-]
i went through sex ed while living in texas, and my sex ed teacher's actual name was Sharon Cox
User avatar #139 - gongthehawkeye (08/31/2013) [-]
My dad told me that girls can't take bubble baths for this exact reason.

I'm now starting to doubt everything he's ever told me for the least 16 years.
#135 - acharminbear (08/31/2013) [-]
My mom is a sex ed teacher in Texas...
User avatar #125 - jammythemadman (08/31/2013) [-]
You guys do know it was a different person on the third post from the 1st.
User avatar #123 - ButtonFly (08/31/2013) [-]
My childhood friend grew up in Texas. I once attended his high school.
It had religious figures painted on the walls and his acting class played Vegetales. I didn't mind the latter so much 'cause Silly Songs With Larry.
I recall walking through the halls after his "acting class" and joking about the show. One teacher came tearing out a nearby classroom and glared at the two of us she screeched "Did one of you two say a bad word?!"
We both replied "no" (which was the truth).
She continued "One of you said a bad word! I know I heard a bad word!" I asked her if she could tell us the word she thought she heard but she explained that she couldn't because it was a bad word. So I next asked if she could at least tell us which letter the word started with. She said "No, it's a bad letter. It's an evil letter. No one should ever know the letter."
She retreated back into her class muttering about bad words and evil letters and I just stared at my friend in complete and utter disbelief. I had to ask him to sing the alphabet just so I can be assured that he knew all the letters used in the English language.
User avatar #158 to #123 - thenewgizmobox (08/31/2013) [-]
we're not all like that i'm so sorry...
User avatar #175 to #158 - ButtonFly (08/31/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I held no wish to imply that you were.
Don't get me wrong, the teachers were absolutely insane and the woman I described certainly wasn't the only person that made me stop and wonder about the state of Texas as a whole.
Like I said though, I was there visiting my childhood friend. He's obviously a guy I grew up with and like very much. I liked several of his friends too and enjoyed talking with them.
I know that rational people exist in the state but the eccentricities of those less so make them look as though they are few and far between.
#122 - dukeofdickbutt (08/31/2013) [-]
I'm a Texan. And I'd like to confirm that the majority of us are total idiots.
User avatar #146 to #122 - pigrider (08/31/2013) [-]
Lol
User avatar #124 to #122 - godoftheanons (08/31/2013) [-]
100% agree, I left to Kansas only to find that it's a smaller Texas.
#136 to #115 - theshadowed (08/31/2013) [-]
Reminds me of this
User avatar #129 to #115 - mrnoodlez (08/31/2013) [-]
Texas sounds ******* awesome if that is true.
User avatar #114 - dederplaol (08/31/2013) [-]
>see post about texans being uneducated
>every texan fw
>MURICA YEAH TEXAS WOOOOH OMG TEXANS WE RULE
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User avatar #119 to #114 - bitchplzzz (08/31/2013) [-]
le maymay rtext arrow
User avatar #121 to #119 - dederplaol (08/31/2013) [-]
ofc
User avatar #108 - imthatbrony (08/31/2013) [-]
I would be angry at this but, its not to far off. We are not always mean just easily provoked
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