Women. Theyre an enigma. i just want a boy to like me no not that one. I just want a girl to love. Ew she's fat no. ~boys. Morale of the story everybody wants somebody to love but nobody wants anybody to love.
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Theyre an enigma

i just want a boy to like me
no not that one
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#2 - amuzen (09/28/2013) [-]
I just want a girl to love.
Ew she's fat no.
~boys.
Morale of the story everybody wants somebody to love but nobody wants anybody to love.
User avatar #12 - mutzaki (09/29/2013) [-]
Men:
"I just want a girl to like me."
"No, not that one."

Wow, you're right, OP, women are such confusing bitches for not settling with just anyone and still wanting a relationship.
#5 - fishinyourface ONLINE (09/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
boys/betafags   
>"tfw no girlfriend hurr durrrr" "forever alone " "le friendzoned again" "hurr feels bad man no girlfriend"   
>"man the harpoons!" "land whale!"  "I just saw a fat girl in yoga pants!"   
   
just 						****					 you. seriously 						****					 you.
boys/betafags
>"tfw no girlfriend hurr durrrr" "forever alone " "le friendzoned again" "hurr feels bad man no girlfriend"
>"man the harpoons!" "land whale!" "I just saw a fat girl in yoga pants!"

just **** you. seriously **** you.
User avatar #9 - luthervonappledorf (09/29/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I'm actually pretty good with being single.

Selfish I know but, I don't really care.
#8 - merpdederp (09/29/2013) [-]
MFW my personal experience testifies I can get with a majority of girls if I put enough effort into it but always panic and flake out.
User avatar #28 - hemomagus (09/03/2014) [-]
> be me
>be in middleschool
> dude that sits next to me in math is probibly about 300lbs
> definition of landwhale
> constantly complains about having no girlfriend or friends
> every time he sees a fat chick or a chick with a huge ass, he moos and starts mocking
> this one sorta fat (more like thick) chick likes him
> he rejects her because "lol man the harpoons fatty"
> hear him talking over his phone in class about how "can you believe she thought she was in my league?"
> dude behind us is visibly pissed
> stands up, slams the hippo in the head with his math text book
> heard he beat the **** out of fatso after school
> fatso never bitched again.
#20 - mudkipftw (09/29/2013) [-]
I can clearly feel the anger ensuing from the masses, so let me clarify that I don't mean all girls do this, but everyone knows some that do. Nevertheless, an anecdote.
>be me at the time, 16
>not alpha, solid 5/10
>never in a position to be picky
>girls just don't have crushes on me, ohwell.jpg
>ask a girl to go as a date to military ball
>"sure, OP!"
>happiness ensues
>2 days later she comes up to me
>"OP, can I go to the ball with you, but be someone else's date?"
>wut
>"thats alright, just go with him."
>I want that one, not this one.
>MFW everyone is butthurt.
#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/29/2013) [-]
They don't even know what they want and then punish men for not knowing, either.
And they wonder why...
#11 - PedoBearFTW (09/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I have a friend who is so absolutely boy crazy, it's almost sad. She develops these huge crushes on people who she's too shy to talk to, so she turns to me to be her "wingman". I started talking to the guy she was interested in  (we were acquaintances) and said that she liked him, and she blamed me because he didn't talk to her. This happened a year ago and she still gets mad at me for being a bad friend for not "hooking her up". I hate girls.
I have a friend who is so absolutely boy crazy, it's almost sad. She develops these huge crushes on people who she's too shy to talk to, so she turns to me to be her "wingman". I started talking to the guy she was interested in (we were acquaintances) and said that she liked him, and she blamed me because he didn't talk to her. This happened a year ago and she still gets mad at me for being a bad friend for not "hooking her up". I hate girls.
User avatar #4 - fgtometer (09/29/2013) [-]
Men
#3 - mraye (09/28/2013) [-]
I'm just an Ice King standing in front a captured princess, asking her to love more forever, or die.
I'm just an Ice King standing in front a captured princess, asking her to love more forever, or die.
#1 - teranin ONLINE (09/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
looking a gift horse in the mouth, that's just bad karma ladies.  Pulling this specific type of shenanigan is like telling the whole world that pussy is on the menu, and then banning the first customer trying to visit the restaurant.  It's like using mating calls and doe urine to lure in a buck, only to shoot him and mount his head on your wall.    
   
Not that I'm suggesting you just 						****					 any guy who shows up first or anything, but honestly if your going to active ping there are going to be enemy subs who will detect it, and it's not like your on a stealth mission so you really don't have to go for a firing solution right off the bat, y'dig?   
   
I like analogies.
looking a gift horse in the mouth, that's just bad karma ladies. Pulling this specific type of shenanigan is like telling the whole world that pussy is on the menu, and then banning the first customer trying to visit the restaurant. It's like using mating calls and doe urine to lure in a buck, only to shoot him and mount his head on your wall.

Not that I'm suggesting you just **** any guy who shows up first or anything, but honestly if your going to active ping there are going to be enemy subs who will detect it, and it's not like your on a stealth mission so you really don't have to go for a firing solution right off the bat, y'dig?

I like analogies.
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