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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #7 - ViXi
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That is a huge waste though.
User avatar #9 to #7 - doodler
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"That's the biggest ******* waist "
User avatar #14 to #9 - ViXi
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bold doesn't come up well in this red.
That is a huge waste though.
User avatar #18 to #7 - feffog
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she was prob 16
User avatar #33 to #7 - BShocker
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r u calling me trash
#11 to #7 - lieutenantshitface **User deleted account**
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#24 to #11 - Peirs
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What makes you think it's a girl? Everyone on the internet is a man.
#41 to #24 - laserkirby
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I think you've gotten it wrong somewhere.
Here, to clarify #2.
#31 to #24 - lieutenantshitface **User deleted account**
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User avatar #100 to #11 - arstya
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Are you calling her fat?
#151 to #11 - coldactill
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168 thumbs.. how did you get so many thumbs
168 thumbs.. how did you get so many thumbs
User avatar #12 to #11 - ViXi
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True enough.
#29 - thechosentroll
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And they're still going to yell "Like, OH MY GOD! I'M SOOO DRUNK RIGHT NOW! Let's tell everyone about how totally drunk we are.". I hate that.
#178 to #29 - therobsorensen
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#34 to #29 - anon id: cbd8e6a8
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You can't use Aku, only itsmypenis can.
#52 to #34 - catdogdora
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User avatar #37 to #34 - thechosentroll
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He an heroed.
#106 to #29 - anon id: 30066fe1
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Apart from Vodka and water taste totally different
#170 to #29 - anon id: f8ebcc5d
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ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: The Typical FJ User!
Female? You're a stupid bitch, even if I have no knowledge about you at all, your vagina tells me you are the worst person ever!
User avatar #220 to #170 - thechosentroll
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Not the typical woman. Just the typical attentionwhore. I have quite a few of them in my class.
#85 to #29 - darksideofthebeast
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Oh great Aku...

I remember first time I got drunk
doing shots of green apple vodka
downing it with mt dew.
being drunk is fun
but I have never been wasted.
I prefer herb.
If I was going to get drunk
It would be some sangria though
I love that ****.
User avatar #197 to #29 - enorus
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We know.
#23 - xDarkness
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hfw
#94 to #23 - guidedhandsbitch
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because it rums away....
#1 - anon id: 215db96d
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my german blood comands me. waist*
User avatar #19 to #1 - superflystickman
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I smell a troll.
User avatar #5 to #1 - milomcrobbie
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oh god you ****** up.
User avatar #27 to #1 - thechosenchildsaid
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You just went full retard. Never go full retard.
User avatar #8 to #1 - whatasickname
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*commands
User avatar #4 to #1 - zzforrest
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>grammar nazi
>makes same mistake that was originally made
User avatar #2 to #1 - kualeifarne [OP]
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Didn't you mean to correct to 'waste'? ಠ_ಠ
User avatar #35 to #2 - empithree
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defiantly
#6 to #2 - anon id: 3f2c13b8
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Pretty sure that was a joke. If he was going for thumbs, he probably wouldn't have left himself anon.
#32 - sirbutterballs
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I would have replaced the vodka with rubbing alchohal
#138 to #32 - anon id: d7ede68d
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Know someone who did this. Guy was dead in less than an hour. Needless to say not fun for anyone involved.
#36 to #32 - mugigs
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******* psychopath
#51 to #36 - justtocomment
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"i want to disintegrate that assholes dick in acid just so he can obtain a key which he thinks will unlock his handcuffs which are locked to 1000lb weights but they don't so he still has to saw off his hand"
******* psychopath.
#117 to #51 - bladebites
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#38 to #36 - restfullwicked
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not actually a bad idea, god help anyone that dared to take a second swig.
#44 to #32 - iamzimfoolishhuman
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wonderful
#111 to #32 - notstill
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sorrie fore bat anglish

were were u wen guy replase vodka?

fred rink

"sorry mam ur vodca is an alchohal"

"no"

mfw when dis happen
User avatar #53 to #32 - deathcampforjewtie
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I would replace it with a skeleton. They'd have a nasty scare when that thing popped out.
User avatar #80 to #53 - taxation
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ONE NIGHT A GIRL WAS WALKING TO A PARTY AND SHE HAD THREE BOTTLES OF VODKA THEN SHE SAW A COP COMING AND TRIED TO THROW TWO AWAY BUT OPENED ONE ACCIDENTALLY THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!!!
#62 - foreverxaxanon
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A couple years ago my friend had a party. As a joke he replaced the alcohol with water. A couple of hours later everyone acted drunk and went crazy. He told them about it and they had the most embarrassing look on their face.
#115 to #62 - blindkungfumasta
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Who doesn't bring their own alcohol to a party?....
#203 to #115 - anon id: 1bf689b7
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Who the **** even needs his own alcohol on a party?
#74 to #62 - anon id: 792f74d7
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No one cares.
User avatar #77 to #74 - foreverxaxanon
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i'm just saying; it's relevant to the ******* post.
#142 to #74 - vorack **User deleted account**
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I care...
#108 to #62 - heroicvenom
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User avatar #157 to #62 - princeofbrokensoul
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sucks for them.
#181 to #62 - anon id: d1554deb
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ohh the placebo effect. classic
#226 to #62 - blindkungfumasta
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Because alcohol tastes exactly like water...
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#158 to #104 - thesoulless
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Followed by inappropriate sexual encounters, illegal under-age nude photos, whining, suicide, even more whining, and threats from Reddit Anonymous
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User avatar #175 to #168 - thesoulless
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No, I get the joke, and a seizure.
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#25 - waffies
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What a waist of time! Could have just gone to the party with her!
#66 - whendoubting
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So, my sister left for college last year. I turned her room into my own personal office. I start looking through her closet for books. Found a giant bottle of Malibu rum. Show it to my parents.
"Oh that could be anybodies" my mom says
Turn it over, my sister had written her initials in massive curly letters on the side.
MFW my sister was the worlds stupidest partier.
User avatar #83 to #66 - darksideofthebeast
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You're actually just a douche.
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User avatar #146 to #66 - drunkasaurus
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But It could also be your bottle, and you could have written the initials. If your sister is smart she will point this out. Likely you have a history of doing cunty things so she will have that as precedent. Also, how dare you touch your sister's room. When my brother was at college I stayed the **** out of his room, because I wanted him to know when he came back to visit that he still had a place of his own, and that he could trust me not to **** with him, that I wanted him to come back at any time...I missed him. You know, that's the way siblings should behave when you're no longer 12. One day you'll find she's gonna be one of your closest friends and you'll feel like you should've stuck up for her and not been a total ******* nutsack.
User avatar #150 to #146 - imrandybutternubs
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Because of your name I consider your point invalid.
User avatar #162 to #150 - drunkasaurus
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The major point was that you shouldn't touch your sibling's **** and snitch on them. It's a pretty universal truth, regardless of the fact that I'm a raging alcoholic.
User avatar #164 to #162 - imrandybutternubs
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I agreed with all your points except for not touching your siblings room when they leave. When my sister moves out I'm making that place my bitchin GAMING ROOM!
User avatar #166 to #164 - drunkasaurus
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Well full on moving out is different. When they go to college they'll still be home every few weeks for holidays, and for a few months during the summer, so they're gonna want that room, and still think of it as their home away from home... Gotta respect that ****
#144 to #66 - deliciousdee
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Did you stop to consider that maybe she left it for you as a parting gift?
Did you stop to consider that maybe she left it for you as a parting gift?
#152 to #66 - anon id: 5948589f
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why did you show it to your parents? From their reaction I'm assuming you were trying to get her in trouble?

What kind of a dick does that? She's at college, she's obviously old enough to drink.


I'm from Europe, going to college in NY and being 20 is hell. It's not like telling those under 21 not to drink will stop them from doing it. Having parents that shelter you from alcohol and don't let you touch the stuff until you leave results in America's horrible drinking culture.
#163 to #152 - anon id: 47e12dfc
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>Implying being an alcoholic is a good thing and should be considered "culture".
#93 to #66 - twelveinchessoft
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why tell your parents? i'd just keep it but that's just me
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#39 - mugigs
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As a borderline alcoholic i want to disintegrate that assholes dick in acid just so he can obtain a key which he thinks will unlock his handcuffs which are locked to 1000lb weights but they don't so he still has to saw off his hand
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#57 to #55 - anon id: 2f1e9eaa
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i dont give a ****
User avatar #59 to #57 - gongthehawkeye
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I didn't even notice, and I've been using this pic for months.


I've shamed you, father. Please allow me to end my life with what little dignity I have left.
User avatar #54 to #39 - purealterego
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We better watch out. I sure wouldn't mess with you, man.
#123 to #54 - mugigs
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yea dont talk **** faggot ill kill you irl #9gag armi
User avatar #227 to #123 - purealterego
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nu bby. i thut wi wur frends. dun hurt mi pls.
#76 to #39 - anon id: 2f1e9eaa
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especially if she had to pay for that ****
User avatar #95 to #39 - ohemgeezus
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I've read your comments on this thread, you're either a 12 year old whose parents let them taste wine once and think you're a badass, or you're a 12 year old who never even tasted any kind of alcohol.
Either way you're a 12 year old faggot.
#127 to #95 - mugigs
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i drink 2 vodkas in one night faggot then get kicked out of other people hoses faggot come at me irl u wont scareddy cat. #9gag rulz interwebs with new maed meeemees XDDDDDDDDDD
#128 to #127 - anon id: 2f1e9eaa
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2 whole shots?!?!
#129 to #128 - mugigs
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yea faggot what did you think i meant. i almost had to go to the hospital to get my stoamaach removed for permenant alcohol damaged to my bile system faggot
#120 to #95 - mugigs
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le 9gag armi
User avatar #61 to #39 - dekyrptonian
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if you're a borderline alcoholic, then why are you angry he got rid of it?
User avatar #81 to #61 - multimedia
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Because he's alcoholic and too stupid to realize he needs help.
User avatar #87 to #81 - multimedia
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I've never seen that happen to anybody. I'm the only person in my family who isn't alcoholic.

**** it, I'm not wasting my time with you. It's not gonna do anything, you're just gonna keep making excuses for yourself. Just don't drive drunk and I got no problem with you.
#125 to #87 - mugigs
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we should switch families, 9gag armi approves this comment
#84 to #81 - mugigs
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you get called a mooching attention whore if u ask for help, especially if ur retarded
#133 to #61 - mugigs
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alcoholics want to drink ******* alcohol idiot if u take my alcohol me and 9gag army will come beat ur **** ********
#64 to #61 - mugigs
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um alcoholics like alcohol?
User avatar #67 to #64 - dekyrptonian
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oh, my bad, i thought they like pizza. Pretty sure if you're a borderline alcoholic, you wouldn't want to become an alcoholic
#68 to #67 - mugigs
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i want to get drunk the end
User avatar #70 to #68 - dekyrptonian
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and how does that work out for you
#72 to #70 - mugigs
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Works great as long as i get all my work done. pretty simple life actually
User avatar #82 to #72 - multimedia
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simple=/= good
#86 to #82 - mugigs
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never said it did
User avatar #75 to #72 - dekyrptonian
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please tell me when you find a person who envy an alcoholics life
#78 to #75 - mugigs
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at rock bottom i have nothing to lose, so there are no worries. dont care about others cuz they a bunch of faggots lolololelelelelel #9gag lyfe moar #YOLO #BUT SOLJIABOI MY SWAG NEVER TURNS OF #MAD SWAG #le 9gag armi leleleololo HAHAHAHA
User avatar #165 to #78 - dekyrptonian
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0/10 trying too hard to get someone angry
#224 to #165 - mugigs
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9gag
User avatar #88 to #39 - aarkthedragon
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Sounds to me like you're also a borderline attention whore.
#119 to #88 - anon id: 2f1e9eaa
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see #84
User avatar #130 to #119 - aarkthedragon
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Hes not asking for help though...he's just bitching...
#132 to #130 - mugigs
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9gag
#121 to #88 - mugigs
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9gag rulz the internet with le meemes. 9gag, all daym erry dai, faggot
#50 to #39 - yusay
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You sure you're borderline?
User avatar #43 to #39 - vatra
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Borderline, right. You sound full fledged to me.
#45 to #43 - mugigs
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its just one of those desperate days
User avatar #47 to #45 - vatra
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Sounds depressing.
#124 to #47 - anon id: 2f1e9eaa
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look at these comments
User avatar #200 to #124 - vatra
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wow, I was not expecting this!
#56 to #45 - gongthehawkeye
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#131 to #56 - mugigs
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deal with it faggot or me and 9gag armi will come beat ur ****
#69 to #56 - anon id: 2f1e9eaa
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its called a conversation faggot
#60 to #56 - mugigs
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i was just responding to that other guy man...