Tumblr- Poem Battle?. . Mieu Twinkle Winkle Mme slut Name a guy you haven' t muted Was he shinny? Was he tall? you did them all. Twin! -He Stinkie we hitch Clos

Tumblr- Poem Battle?

Mieu
Twinkle Winkle Mme slut
Name a guy you haven' t muted
Was he shinny?
Was he tall?
you did them all.
Twin! -He Stinkie we hitch
Close your legs smells We Itsh
twinkle MIR" we
Try he think er this in bit
Does It affect
You at all
Wm has sex or new at all?
******* mouth you ml
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User avatar #2 - adu ONLINE (11/22/2013) [+] (25 replies)
Simple. Don't give a **** about other people's sex lives. Slut shaming is just as stupid as virgin shaming if you think about it.
#7 - sjurmen ONLINE (11/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Twinkle, Twinkle little whore.
Close those legs you're not a door.
#4 - bitchesbanthymine (11/22/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Shaming people for consensual sex in their own home or lack thereof is wrong.

Sex, when carried out safely, is a half-decent form of exercise which releases hormones that decrease stress and make you happy. So if you want to **** half of London I don't give a **** .

However there are always risks, no matter how low they are, as well as strong emotional associations. So if you want to stay a virgin until the day you die I don't give a **** .

tldr; sex is just an activity, so shut the **** up and stop judging people for it.
User avatar #1 - turkeyslapper (11/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Totally, don't judge people for having sex when you would do the same thing if you had the opportunity.
#3 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (11/22/2013) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
They don't think it be like it is
But it do
User avatar #47 - imagnetsux (11/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
twinkle twinkle little prick
you have a really tiny dick
stop shaming girls
for who they screw
just because t isn't you
#78 - redbannerman (11/23/2013) [+] (8 replies)
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To be a virgin: I wish I wasn't
To have consensual sex with someone you care deeply for: Success
To have consensual sex with everyone: Enjoy your various diseases and/or children.

You're all bickering, and that's not okay.
#84 to #78 - triggathepirate (11/23/2013) [-]
MFW trying to sing this.
MFW trying to sing this.
User avatar #6 - badgerbaiting ONLINE (11/22/2013) [-]
I heartily encourage women to be slutty.
#9 - infinitereaper (11/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I just want to **** something animate for a change.
#48 - invalidstatementwo **User deleted account** (11/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
it affects everyone emotionally to a degree.
User avatar #51 to #48 - egosumproxi (11/23/2013) [-]
Everyone involved maybe, but bystanders should keep their opinions to themselves.
#74 - larknok (11/23/2013) [-]
Hi thar guys. I'm a philosophy student and a virgin. Every time I see one of these "slut versus purity girl" arguments, I can't help but feel that the two people, had they been in different places, would be arguing opposite points. That's because they are using the same mindset (for the most part): What I do is okay. If I don't do it, it's not okay.

You know, the older I get, the more and more I come to realize how silly that is. Yeah, I'm a virgin, but I honestly can't see any good reasons why sex is bad. I'm probably just a virgin because my parents demonized sex when I was young, doing things like covering my eyes in Bond movies, being particularly prudish in how they addressed relationships when I was growing up, etc. That being said, it's probably not the only reason. Anyways, like I was saying, I cannot really think of any reason to suppose that sex is bad.

It makes people feel pleasure, it really takes a load off (hehe) stress, and it makes people feel good and helps lubricate socialization when done between two consenting adults. I really can't see any issues with it, so I give yee mah appleproval. Keep on ******* fj.

P.S. This means that words like 'slut' and 'whore' don't make sense, except perhaps to criticize someone who violates their commitments to loved ones (i.e. cheating on bf/husby), but even then, you're not insulting the sex, you're insulting the distrust.

User avatar #46 - DontDeleteMeAgain (11/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF...tumblr?
#66 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (11/23/2013) [-]
I love see the battle between virgins (or purity wannabes because they can't bang) and sluts. It's like seeing a forest fire in an ice storm and they are equally matched.

pic not related
#86 - Majestical (11/23/2013) [-]
Twinkle twinkle to Op,   
thanks for sharing this with me,   
this content left me   
with a smile,   
something I haven't done in a while,   
twinkle twinkle dinkie-poo,   
here's a green thumb from me to you
Twinkle twinkle to Op,
thanks for sharing this with me,
this content left me
with a smile,
something I haven't done in a while,
twinkle twinkle dinkie-poo,
here's a green thumb from me to you
#45 - mikelaboom (11/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #95 - Garblestickleshlop (11/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Actually it does affect that person and us all, large amounts of reckless sex spreads disease and unwanted children...
User avatar #31 - spetznazi ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
give me more poem battles! good stuff right there.
#138 - vampirewolfy (11/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When I was in high school, my English class was teaching about poems and such. We were assigned to make our own poems as homework, so I made my peom about bacon. Enjoy FJ.
#139 to #138 - vampirewolfy (11/23/2013) [-]
The tragic sheer of horror has struck!
With only me I have this kind of luck.
The days were numbered and this day has come.
I feel as if I’ve run out of love!
Oh bacon, why did you have to go?
Without you I feel rather so alone,
I bid revenge to have you back,
But now all I have is an empty pack.
I wonder who it was that did this to you?
Without you I don’t know what to do.
I will hunt down who ate the slice,
It could have been those wandering mice!
My world has fallen to defeat,
Without you I don’t know what to eat.
The stores are closed and I’m alone,
Not eating bacon makes me like a drone.
I miss the sound of morning sizzles,
It used to be my daylight shizzle,
My mouth would water with its taste,
A shame that last piece has gone to waste.
I tend to curl up on my bed,
Constant rage would fill my head,
Without you I’m rather lost,
That bacon was my only cause.
#116 - rambomanthree (11/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I hate the term "slut shaming"
its like.. a feminist's way of saying... "OMG I AM GOING TO **** ALL OF THESE PEOPLE BECAUSE I CAN"

It's like a child, who has been granted an equal placement in the house with the parents and the kid gets all self rightous and is like "I AM GOING TO EAT CANDY FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER... BECAUSE I AM AN EMPOWERED CHILD YOU DONT NEED NO ADULT"

Sorry, but if you are a woman show some respect for yourself. Just because you can doesn't mean you should. and that goes for both men and women.
it's like, is there a single person alive now who isn't either a whore who has ****** every he/she/it in school by the time they were 14? or a person that is so drasticly a virgin that they lock horns with the whores.. its like there is no grey zone anymore.. it is either black or white...

but seriously, humans need to grow the **** up..

I don't know if i am just babbling out my ass and what i am saying makes sense to me only because i've been up for about 48 hours... but still man....
people, especially the "tumblr sit at home sipping starbucks and say i hate my life while listening to not so edgy "edgy bands" " generation......

ugh
#92 - haroldsaxon (11/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Trying to rhyme slut with ****** or bitch with fish
User avatar #97 to #92 - capslockrage (11/23/2013) [-]
"Slut" and " ****** " both end in a "t" sound

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