Tumblr Comp Part 3. Part 1: /channel/fucking-tumblr/Tumblr+part+1/kNYzGxA/ Part 2: /channel/fucking-tumblr/Tumblr+Part+2/cdYzGpq/.. "every year you pass your birthday and know that you were born that day but every year you pass your death day and have no clue" Tumblr Comp Part 3 1: /channel/fucking-tumblr/Tumblr+part+1/kNYzGxA/ 2: /channel/fucking-tumblr/Tumblr+Part+2/cdYzGpq/ "every year you pass your birthday and know that were born day but every death have no clue"
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #99 - myscreamingmidget [OP]
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User avatar #205 to #99 - misticalz
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thumbwhore
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#5 - Berzerkerwar
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"every year you pass your birthday and know that you were born that day but every year you pass your death day and have no clue"
#64 to #5 - superintrovert
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I feel like this one was thrown in just to be mean. . .
#108 to #5 - anon id: 945bcf6b
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But I intend to live forever.
#137 to #5 - mehmus
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What about 29. February?
#62 to #5 - bedtimehero
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DEATH DAY
#78 to #62 - schaufelradbagger
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Happy death day to you... disturbing
User avatar #85 to #78 - Encarna
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It doesn't quite work out. You have a birthday because you were born, you haven't died yet so you can't have a death day.
User avatar #114 to #85 - xbonezbreaker
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Yes, but one day you will die, and you pass that day once every year without even realising it.
User avatar #115 to #114 - Encarna
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That is precisely my point, I'm not arguing the inevitability of death, simply how it is being named. It is not the day of your death, it is the day that will be your death.
User avatar #116 to #115 - xbonezbreaker
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Oh, my bad

Fair point then
#131 to #5 - crackedpepper
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die on that one day we get in a leap year. much less stress
User avatar #134 to #5 - onewithpokerface
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Seriously, as someone who just glazes over these posts "Mhm" "Mhm" "Yeah, yeah."

I read that one. And my eyes bulged. I've never seen something like that from Tumblr in all the times I've browsed it and seen it posted on here. Jesus Christ how horrifying.
#8 to #5 - redwrench
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#126 to #8 - benstillerphaqqot
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That's some heavy **** Doc.
User avatar #34 to #5 - Darianvincent
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Today is the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you'll ever be again.
#189 to #34 - duedum
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plz no
#3 - ivanfreak
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User avatar #136 to #3 - fuzzysixx
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Does this work with lady nipples to?
User avatar #139 to #136 - ivanfreak
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Now you got me thinking
#142 to #139 - fuzzysixx
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Research completed. I can confirm that this is the case.

She's coming home from Virginia tomorrow and coming over all day Saturday
User avatar #199 to #142 - toastandbananas
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more like coming all day saturday amirite
User avatar #212 to #199 - fuzzysixx
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TFW I actually don't want to have sex with her I am that sappy
User avatar #143 to #142 - ivanfreak
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I though you were about to tell the results of the lips-nips comparation
User avatar #144 to #143 - fuzzysixx
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lips-nips same color is confirmed wanted to share a story at the same time
User avatar #145 to #144 - ivanfreak
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What story?
User avatar #146 to #145 - fuzzysixx
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About my 2 year crush that may finally result in something this weekend.
User avatar #147 to #146 - ivanfreak
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You lucky ************. And I mean it in the good way
User avatar #148 to #147 - fuzzysixx
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I hope something happens, gonna do my best. She told me on Christmas that nothing is going to happen, after 2 months of thinking about it. Then last week we fall asleep together on Skype after 6 hours and the next day sends me "adult" pictures, so I'm not really sure now. Fulle story here if you want to cringe: www.funnyjunk.com/Great+White+Buffalo/funny-pictures/4878216/
User avatar #149 to #148 - ivanfreak
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Wait, lemme check the full story first
User avatar #150 to #149 - fuzzysixx
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It is 2 months old, but sums up everything. Currently we are pretty much best friends.
User avatar #156 to #150 - ivanfreak
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Well, you seem to have a chance to try something with her now, I mean, after 2 years of a crush, sounds like a risk that worths the try.
(Sorry if I make some mistakes with my english)
User avatar #159 to #156 - fuzzysixx
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That's what I figure. Plus considering she has read that story and heard me tell her so many other things and hasn't run away, nothing is going to scare her off.
User avatar #161 to #159 - ivanfreak
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You have a good point there, does she knows your actual FJ account? (Assuming she didn't saw the story on FJ)
#162 to #161 - fuzzysixx
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She does, but she doesn't browse here. She has only seen that content and the 2 advice animals I made of her.
User avatar #164 to #162 - ivanfreak
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Oh, I was thinking how akward would be if she saws this
#166 to #164 - fuzzysixx
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It would be pretty awkward, but I don't call her "Overly Understanding Female Friend" for no reason. I will probably show her this at some point

Pic related: I call her rock lady
User avatar #176 to #166 - ivanfreak
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Well, it really sounds like an amazing person.
User avatar #178 to #176 - fuzzysixx
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Oh, she really is. I will be back with updates. That content is basically my public diary about her, and she thinks it's cute so that's a plus.
User avatar #180 to #178 - ivanfreak
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Yeah, another person would freak out from all of this Including me I see why you call her "Overly understanding female friend"
User avatar #141 to #139 - fuzzysixx
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I'm going to go examine my "private" folder. >implying I don't star at my favorite picture of my dream girl every night before I fall asleep
#7 - cupcakescankill
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A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word

Well, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
User avatar #27 to #7 - atomschlumpf
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Sodom - Surfin' Bird (Trashmen cover)
User avatar #87 to #27 - isaapostasied
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I logged in just to tell you how awesome you are. Sodom \m/
#10 - anon id: 83270bed
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Didn't read. Thumbed down soon as I saw it was tumblr.
#93 to #10 - jjcoffee
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Comment Picture
#191 to #10 - meatygoodness
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User avatar #14 to #10 - thepinkestofthepie
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Didn't read. Thumbed down as soon as I saw it was anon.
User avatar #19 to #14 - flamingpie
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Didn't read. Thumbed up as soon as I saw "Didn't read"
User avatar #204 to #19 - popnotes
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Read. Didn't do much of anything.
#15 - coolcalx
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the death day one kinda freaked me out
the death day one kinda freaked me out
#41 - mance
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MFW every year we pass our death day.
MFW every year we pass our death day.
User avatar #75 - hamstergeddon
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Tumblr drinking game: Every time you see a post full caps for no special reason, take a shot, every time you see someone misusing "literally", take a shot.

Enjoy the acoholic comma.
User avatar #97 to #75 - finblob
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Are you complaining about the misuse of English grammar when you can't use it properly yourself?
#89 to #75 - revanmal
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>alcholic comma
User avatar #90 to #89 - hamstergeddon
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English isn't my first language, I am never sure if it is suposed to be one or two Ms, so I tend to vary.
User avatar #91 to #90 - revanmal
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I was just illustrating the mental image. No worries.
#105 - chargrilledawesome
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Americans in this day and age don't need to start drinking young to destroy their brains. The education system is doing it for them.
Americans in this day and age don't need to start drinking young to destroy their brains. The education system is doing it for them.
User avatar #129 to #105 - blackquill
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mah *****
User avatar #17 - reginleif
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Guy with 4 sisters here, that Tumblr post is most incorrect. My unrealistic standards were a partial result of having had female siblings...

Look if you spend your entire life around females, females, ******* females you eventually grow to know pretty much every negative trait and idiosyncrasy that they got.

So because I know what to expect, I actively avoid bad all women. I figure I spent the first half of my life getting nagged by them, that the woman I eventually marry ought to be nice, pleasant and accommodating. I figure I deserve that much.

Don't get me wrong, I love my siblings but they ARE women.


#86 to #17 - endospore
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Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person in the world that gets along with his siblings.
#174 to #17 - intenso
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I'm the only guy in my whole family.

My sisters are hypocrites, have incorrect facts and complain at everything I do.

If I get married, I want my wife to be their honest self. Even if they have barnacles on their feet, sweaty armpits, or never shower...

It's much better than being with maliciously ignorant sisters.
User avatar #23 to #17 - nebuchadnezzaurus
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I think they didn't mean their character, but more like the way they dress and not look after themselves when they're in the house
Also take loud *****
#1 - redwrench
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STAB THEM WITH AN ICICLE, YOU SAY?