There can only be one. . i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying i had to murder all the other kids in the school with the same n
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There can only be one

i was sent to the school
counselor after a teacher
overheard me saying i had to
murder all the other kids in the
school with the same name as
me so i could become the alpha
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#3 - bitchesbanthymine (11/22/2013) [-]
ONLY ONE
ONLY ONE
#108 to #3 - onlyonesnoopy (11/23/2013) [-]
"Only one" you say?
"Only one" you say?
#19 to #3 - agentdoubleohio (11/23/2013) [-]
things that are not okay, that and this
things that are not okay, that and this
#25 - redteamgriff (11/23/2013) [-]
The whole school? Why not the multiverse?
#98 to #25 - alldaypk (11/23/2013) [-]
10/10; read it in his voice
User avatar #27 to #25 - genderless (11/23/2013) [-]
Ahh... good movie ~
User avatar #60 to #27 - analbreach (11/23/2013) [-]
Which is?
User avatar #62 to #60 - newkidmarc (11/23/2013) [-]
The One (2001)
User avatar #63 to #62 - analbreach (11/23/2013) [-]
The one with Jet Li?
User avatar #64 to #63 - newkidmarc (11/23/2013) [-]
yes
#17 - blueboysixnine (11/23/2013) [-]
I only had one other guy to kill in high school, and he was so scrawny. I should have gone for it
#24 to #17 - swarthywaffles (11/23/2013) [-]
I've yet to meet someone with the same name who isn't 7 years old or younger. Also, have this gif version.Because you seem like a wonderful person.
I've yet to meet someone with the same name who isn't 7 years old or younger. Also, have this gif version.Because you seem like a wonderful person.
User avatar #95 - greatballzofire (11/23/2013) [-]
There's one guy with the same name as me in my school, i stabbed him 37 times and ate his hands
User avatar #96 to #95 - Rozzatron (11/23/2013) [-]
Caaaarrrrl
#97 to #96 - alldaypk (11/23/2013) [-]
i wanna give you more thumbs but i cant
#50 - miscarriage (11/23/2013) [-]
There are so many 			*******		 Dylans   
   
I live in a town with 1.3k population   
   
5 dylans in my school
There are so many ******* Dylans

I live in a town with 1.3k population

5 dylans in my school
User avatar #78 to #50 - sepheroth (11/23/2013) [-]
There were four other Chris's in my first grade class...
User avatar #71 to #50 - saltyfries ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
god dammit the song is back in my head!
Have fun - 10 hour version 【じょしらく結び】
User avatar #73 to #71 - yaybacon ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
ろん -「おちゃめ機能」FUKKIRETA 10 hours Use this to get it out.
#79 to #73 - miscarriage (11/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#109 to #71 - danielhargadine (11/23/2013) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #129 to #109 - saltyfries ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
Joshiraku, aka References the Anime
#5 - moustachemustache (11/22/2013) [-]
I'm the only Theresa at my school.
I'm the only Theresa at my school.
User avatar #13 to #5 - vicsix (11/23/2013) [-]
Somehow I'm the only Nicolas.
User avatar #16 to #13 - moustachemustache (11/23/2013) [-]
Is it because of how it's spelled? There may be a Teresa at my school, I can't remember.
User avatar #20 to #16 - vicsix (11/23/2013) [-]
Yep. Cause my dad spelled it ******* wrong.
User avatar #21 to #20 - moustachemustache (11/23/2013) [-]
Or maybe he named you after Nicolas Cage.
User avatar #22 to #21 - vicsix (11/23/2013) [-]
... How did you know? Seriously he did that. I'm not even joking.
#23 to #22 - moustachemustache (11/23/2013) [-]
I know all.
I know all.
User avatar #34 to #23 - lanaranjamecanico ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
I was the only Mario at my old school. I've met someone named Luigi, however.
User avatar #18 to #5 - xdeathspawnx (11/23/2013) [-]
I used to be the only Evan, now I've switched schools and am one of 3 Evans in my math class.
User avatar #100 to #5 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (11/23/2013) [-]
I'm the only Steven in my school. Steven with a V master race
User avatar #104 to #5 - ninjafaggots ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
My name's Nobleman....As in my first name is "Nobleman".
User avatar #123 to #5 - benedicto (11/23/2013) [-]
I'm the only Watson.
User avatar #30 to #5 - macka (11/23/2013) [-]
I'm usually the only Valerie....anywhere.
User avatar #56 to #30 - yourlifesucks (11/23/2013) [-]
I'm a Mallory...
User avatar #31 to #30 - noseses (11/23/2013) [-]
my cousin's name is valerie
#41 to #5 - racecarewan (11/23/2013) [-]
i am the only racecar
User avatar #70 to #5 - allofthefish (11/23/2013) [-]
how many were there?
#99 - lazaman (11/23/2013) [-]
Some kids face when he was sick during the massacre, and he has the same name as you, but you're in jail, so hes now the alpha.
Some kids face when he was sick during the massacre, and he has the same name as you, but you're in jail, so hes now the alpha.
#69 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/23/2013) [-]
I've never met another Nigel in my life. Get on my level.
User avatar #106 to #69 - neokun (11/23/2013) [-]
What a great ******* name by the way...
User avatar #127 to #106 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/23/2013) [-]
I like it a lot.
#83 to #69 - etiology (11/23/2013) [-]
You'll meet him one day, don't worry.
You'll meet him one day, don't worry.
User avatar #126 to #83 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/23/2013) [-]
I can only hope.
User avatar #29 - leightonsolomon (11/23/2013) [-]
My name is Leighton.
I have never experienced this.
User avatar #82 to #29 - therealtjthemedic (11/23/2013) [-]
Weird names FTW.
User avatar #85 to #29 - dedj (11/23/2013) [-]
like Leighton Banes ?
User avatar #48 - hektoroftroy (11/23/2013) [-]
Every 5th guy is named Josh tho I ******* swear
User avatar #117 - TastyBurger (11/23/2013) [-]
My name's Noah.

I've only seen like 3 other people named Noah. I've heard the name Noah twice on the Simpsons though.

inb4 "Hows that boat coming along?"
User avatar #122 to #117 - smokingman (11/23/2013) [-]
Dude, don't forget the unicorns!
User avatar #28 - pudingcade (11/23/2013) [-]
three people all "accidents"
User avatar #26 - loltrosity (11/23/2013) [-]
My name's Alec, so I get by relatively easy

but when bitches call me Alex **** gets real
#107 - vikingfaen (11/23/2013) [-]
I'm the biggest and strongest Patrick I know personally. The other two are 5'7 and I'm 6'5. There can be only one...
I'm the biggest and strongest Patrick I know personally. The other two are 5'7 and I'm 6'5. There can be only one...
User avatar #113 to #107 - bouazizforever (11/23/2013) [-]
2stronk
User avatar #92 - lolzordz (11/23/2013) [-]
name is daniel
haveto murder about 2000 students
User avatar #76 - sepheroth (11/23/2013) [-]
Luckily I never knew any other Chris's growing up!
User avatar #44 - fukinitech (11/23/2013) [-]
im the only sawyer at my school
User avatar #42 - crustydingleberry (11/23/2013) [-]
luckly im the only keith at my school. well lucky for the other kids ifya know what i meen
User avatar #38 - AngryRedMidget (11/23/2013) [-]
Exactly 24 people in Canada have my name.

Kynan Best name in the history of names
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