There can only be one. . i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying i had to murder all the other kids in the school with the same n There can only be one i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying had murder all other kids in with same n

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There can only be one. . i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying i had to murder all the other kids in the school with the same n

i was sent to the school
counselor after a teacher
overheard me saying i had to
murder all the other kids in the
school with the same name as
me so i could become the alpha

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#3 - bitchesbanthymine

+120 123456789123345869

(11/22/2013) [-]

ONLY ONE

ONLY ONE

#19 to #3 - agentdoubleohio

+10 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

things that are not okay, that and this

things that are not okay, that and this

#108 to #3 - onlyonesnoopy

+1 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

"Only one" you say?

"Only one" you say?

#25 - redteamgriff

+60 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

The whole school? Why not the multiverse?

The whole school? Why not the multiverse?

#27 to #25 - genderless

+1 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

Ahh... good movie ~

#60 to #27 - analbreach

0 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

Which is?

#62 to #60 - newkidmarc

+1 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

The One (2001)

#63 to #62 - analbreach

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(11/23/2013) [-]

The one with Jet Li?

#64 to #63 - newkidmarc

+1 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

yes

#98 to #25 - alldaypk

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(11/23/2013) [-]

10/10; read it in his voice

#5 - moustachemustache

+43 123456789123345869

(11/22/2013) [-]

I'm the only Theresa at my school.

I'm the only Theresa at my school.

#70 to #5 - allofthefish

+14 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

how many were there?

#41 to #5 - racecarewan

+9 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

i am the only racecar

i am the only racecar

#30 to #5 - macka

+2 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

I'm usually the only Valerie....anywhere.

#56 to #30 - yourlifesucks

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(11/23/2013) [-]

I'm a Mallory...

#31 to #30 - noseses

0 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

my cousin's name is valerie

#123 to #5 - benedicto

0 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

I'm the only Watson.

#104 to #5 - ninjafaggots

0 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

My name's Nobleman....As in my first name is "Nobleman".

#100 to #5 - steedawwg **User deleted account**

0 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

I'm the only Steven in my school. Steven with a V master race

#18 to #5 - xdeathspawnx

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(11/23/2013) [-]

I used to be the only Evan, now I've switched schools and am one of 3 Evans in my math class.

#13 to #5 - vicsix

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(11/23/2013) [-]

Somehow I'm the only Nicolas.

#16 to #13 - moustachemustache

+1 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

Is it because of how it's spelled? There may be a Teresa at my school, I can't remember.

#20 to #16 - vicsix

+1 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

Yep. Cause my dad spelled it ******* wrong.

#21 to #20 - moustachemustache

+1 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

Or maybe he named you after Nicolas Cage.

#22 to #21 - vicsix

+2 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

... How did you know? Seriously he did that. I'm not even joking.

#23 to #22 - moustachemustache

+7 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

I know all.

I know all.

#34 to #23 - lanaranjamecanico

+3 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

I was the only Mario at my old school. I've met someone named Luigi, however.

#69 - nigeltheoutlaw

+7 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

I've never met another Nigel in my life. Get on my level.

I've never met another Nigel in my life. Get on my level.

#83 to #69 - etiology

+36 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

You'll meet him one day, don't worry.

You'll meet him one day, don't worry.

#126 to #83 - nigeltheoutlaw

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(11/23/2013) [-]

I can only hope.

#106 to #69 - neokun

+3 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

What a great ******* name by the way...

#127 to #106 - nigeltheoutlaw

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(11/23/2013) [-]

I like it a lot.

#88 to #69 - whargarbler

+3 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

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#17 - blueboysixnine

+28 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

I only had one other guy to kill in high school, and he was so scrawny. I should have gone for it

I only had one other guy to kill in high school, and he was so scrawny. I should have gone for it

#24 to #17 - swarthywaffles

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(11/23/2013) [-]

I've yet to meet someone with the same name who isn't 7 years old or younger. Also, have this gif version.Because you seem like a wonderful person.

I've yet to meet someone with the same name who isn't 7 years old or younger. Also, have this gif version.Because you seem like a wonderful person.

#95 - greatballzofire

+16 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

There's one guy with the same name as me in my school, i stabbed him 37 times and ate his hands

#96 to #95 - Rozzatron

+13 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

Caaaarrrrl

#97 to #96 - alldaypk

+8 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

i wanna give you more thumbs but i cant

#29 - leightonsolomon

+14 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

My name is Leighton.
I have never experienced this.

#85 to #29 - dedj

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(11/23/2013) [-]

like Leighton Banes ?

#82 to #29 - therealtjthemedic

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(11/23/2013) [-]

Weird names FTW.

#50 - miscarriage

+12 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

There are so many ******* Dylans

I live in a town with 1.3k population

5 dylans in my school

There are so many ******* Dylans

I live in a town with 1.3k population

5 dylans in my school

#71 to #50 - saltyfries

+2 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

god dammit the song is back in my head!

Have fun - 10 hour version 【じょしらく結び】

#73 to #71 - yaybacon

+2 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

ろん -「おちゃめ機能」FUKKIRETA 10 hours

Use this to get it out.

#79 to #73 - miscarriage

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(11/23/2013) [-]

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#109 to #71 - danielhargadine

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(11/23/2013) [-]

sauce?

#129 to #109 - saltyfries

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(11/23/2013) [-]

Joshiraku, aka References the Anime

#78 to #50 - sepheroth

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(11/23/2013) [-]

There were four other Chris's in my first grade class...

#35 - stagger

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(11/23/2013) [-]

I've never even met anyone with the same name as myself, let alone went to school with.

I've never even met anyone with the same name as myself, let alone went to school with.

#45 to #35 - loonquawl

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(11/23/2013) [-]

What is your name?

#51 to #45 - stagger

+10 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

Nikolai. inb4 bowling & Roman.

#99 - lazaman

+7 123456789123345869

(11/23/2013) [-]

Some kids face when he was sick during the massacre, and he has the same name as you, but you're in jail, so hes now the alpha.

Some kids face when he was sick during the massacre, and he has the same name as you, but you're in jail, so hes now the alpha.

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