There can only be one. . i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying i had to murder all the other kids in the school with the same n
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There can only be one

i was sent to the school
counselor after a teacher
overheard me saying i had to
murder all the other kids in the
school with the same name as
me so i could become the alpha
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#3 - bitchesbanthymine (11/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
ONLY ONE
ONLY ONE
#25 - redteamgriff (11/23/2013) [+] (6 replies)
The whole school? Why not the multiverse?
#5 - moustachemustache (11/22/2013) [+] (16 replies)
I'm the only Theresa at my school.
I'm the only Theresa at my school.
#69 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I've never met another Nigel in my life. Get on my level.
#83 to #69 - etiology (11/23/2013) [-]
You'll meet him one day, don't worry.
You'll meet him one day, don't worry.
#17 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (11/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I only had one other guy to kill in high school, and he was so scrawny. I should have gone for it
User avatar #95 - greatballzofire (11/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
There's one guy with the same name as me in my school, i stabbed him 37 times and ate his hands
User avatar #29 - leightonsolomon (11/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My name is Leighton.
I have never experienced this.
#50 - miscarriage (11/23/2013) [+] (6 replies)
There are so many 			*******		 Dylans   
   
I live in a town with 1.3k population   
   
5 dylans in my school
There are so many ******* Dylans

I live in a town with 1.3k population

5 dylans in my school
#35 - stagger (11/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I've never even met anyone with the same name as myself, let alone went to school with.
I've never even met anyone with the same name as myself, let alone went to school with.





User avatar #51 to #45 - stagger (11/23/2013) [-]
Nikolai. inb4 bowling & Roman.
#99 - lazaman (11/23/2013) [-]
Some kids face when he was sick during the massacre, and he has the same name as you, but you're in jail, so hes now the alpha.
Some kids face when he was sick during the massacre, and he has the same name as you, but you're in jail, so hes now the alpha.
User avatar #48 - hektoroftroy (11/23/2013) [-]
Every 5th guy is named Josh tho I ******* swear
User avatar #117 - TastyBurger (11/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My name's Noah.

I've only seen like 3 other people named Noah. I've heard the name Noah twice on the Simpsons though.

inb4 "Hows that boat coming along?"
User avatar #28 - pudingcade (11/23/2013) [-]
three people all "accidents"
User avatar #26 - loltrosity (11/23/2013) [-]
My name's Alec, so I get by relatively easy

but when bitches call me Alex **** gets real
#107 - vikingfaen (11/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm the biggest and strongest Patrick I know personally. The other two are 5'7 and I'm 6'5. There can be only one...
I'm the biggest and strongest Patrick I know personally. The other two are 5'7 and I'm 6'5. There can be only one...
User avatar #92 - lolzordz (11/23/2013) [-]
name is daniel
haveto murder about 2000 students
User avatar #76 - sepheroth (11/23/2013) [-]
Luckily I never knew any other Chris's growing up!
User avatar #44 - fukinitech (11/23/2013) [-]
im the only sawyer at my school
User avatar #38 - AngryRedMidget (11/23/2013) [-]
Exactly 24 people in Canada have my name.

Kynan Best name in the history of names
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