The club can't handle me. Acceptable Description. deepnet: my cat sat on my laptop while i was in the bathroom and she opened like 500 calculators Thane only 42 The club can't handle me Acceptable Description deepnet: my cat sat on laptop while i was in the bathroom and she opened like 500 calculators Thane only 42
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#2 - iamtheblackgoat
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Well, he can probably remember how many drinks he's had, so he has enough to be enjoyably drunk, but not too much so that it ruins his and everyone's nights

So yeah, I'd say fairly fun
User avatar #43 to #2 - drunkasaurus
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(04/25/2013) [-]
"Bye miss Laura" was the best scene in that movie
User avatar #57 to #2 - landfall
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(04/25/2013) [-]
It's amusing until he starts reminding you and everyone else how many they've had so far.
User avatar #12 to #2 - gayboard
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(04/24/2013) [-]
You must be great at bar mitzvahs.
#32 to #12 - cockasian
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**** yeah he's great at bar mitzvahs, he's the black goat, class of 83! Party on goat!
#116 to #32 - jmillenium
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#130 to #32 - anon id: 1ab5f11d
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visualy picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#11 - fingermonkeyking
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I think that cat knew what he was doing, he opened exactly 42 calculators to tell his owner the meaning of life!   
   
   
   
Or that cat is a cunt.
I think that cat knew what he was doing, he opened exactly 42 calculators to tell his owner the meaning of life!



Or that cat is a cunt.
#17 to #11 - anon id: d8d0d3ad
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oh ******* ****.
#64 to #11 - itbelongstocat
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User avatar #82 to #11 - gokombwantu
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this was my favorite reaction image i had
and i lost it when my old computer broke
thank you so much for bringing this back into my life
#136 to #11 - anon id: 44ddfb3b
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Ok, we know the answer to life, everything, and the universe. Now what's the question?
#71 to #11 - onceapiece
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Do you mean... Pussy?
#62 - heavyexplosion
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(04/25/2013) [-]
42.
What's between 4 and 2?
3.
Not only that, but cut 42 in half and get 21.
21.
2 plus 1?
3.
Finally, how many letters are in the word "cat"?
3.

Episode 3 confirmed.
#63 to #62 - jaydeerares
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#67 to #63 - heavyexplosion
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Not asking for the difference of 4 and 2. Reread it carefully
User avatar #107 to #67 - dsgbiohazard
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In all honest, I read it was difference too. lol...
#66 to #63 - justleavefagmin
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Laughed harder than I should have.
User avatar #65 to #62 - taquitogir
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(04/25/2013) [-]
why cat?
User avatar #77 to #65 - zorororonoa
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Because a cat sat on a computer in the content
#95 to #62 - deltadevilbladebtu **User deleted account**
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User avatar #105 to #95 - comicsjoey **User deleted account**
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half-life 3
#75 to #62 - obese
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(04/25/2013) [-]
That sounds right.
#4 - martycamp
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(04/24/2013) [-]
What a cat-astrophe!
What a cat-astrophe!
#56 to #4 - budbrown
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(04/25/2013) [-]
well done, sir
well done, sir
User avatar #90 to #4 - zilver
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(04/25/2013) [-]
I did not calculate such a catastrophy
User avatar #111 to #4 - voteharveydent
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I am unable to perr-ceive the irony.
#34 to #4 - thadin
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#83 - Ihazfunkitty
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42 is the answer to everything   
a cat opened 42 calculators   
cat knew about calculators   
cat knows math   
cat is supirior, cat is knowledge
42 is the answer to everything
a cat opened 42 calculators
cat knew about calculators
cat knows math
cat is supirior, cat is knowledge
User avatar #121 to #83 - taila
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42
Multiple of 3
3 x 14 = 42
14+2000
We have 2014
We have 3
Half Life 3 confirmed for 2014
#84 to #83 - sircollinshaw **User deleted account**
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User avatar #85 to #84 - pulluspardus
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(04/25/2013) [-]
you're 30'000 years late, the egyptians did it first.
User avatar #87 to #85 - neoexdeath
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(04/25/2013) [-]
You must be really fun at parties.
#16 - delivering
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The cat might be trying to say something about the meaning of life, the universe and everything.
#18 to #16 - voltism
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I'm upset that a hitchhiker's reference wasn't made sooner/thumbed up more
User avatar #20 to #18 - Katzie
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Don't worry, it was made a couple times.
#137 to #18 - anon id: 44ddfb3b
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(05/21/2013) [-]
AGREED. Hitchhiker's is my favorite trilogy with more than three books of all time.
#41 to #16 - kidsquicker
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#23 - foreigndude
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#68 to #23 - allseriousness
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#78 to #23 - pappathethird
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#76 - supermunchkin
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Fun at parties?
Fun at parties?
#104 to #76 - shitinyourpants
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User avatar #55 - jninja
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>wow you must be fun at parties
>Not since the accident
User avatar #89 to #55 - garaichu
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(04/25/2013) [-]
>So it has come to this.
#40 - kidsquicker
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